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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,267
    Tashman wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Frank Wilson wrote:
    When a relative visits from north of the border and brings Tablet.
    Was it in a jiffy bag?

    :D

    You can get a TUE for tablet?
    Good tablet is good but only in small amounts. Bad tablet is worse than Marmite.

    WTF is tablet? I assume it's not an electronic device or pills.

    I tend to avoid any foodstuff that is from north of the border for the benefit of my health!
    Appeared to be fudge when I tried it

    'Appeared to be' - sounds like you got the Marmite version. It's not all chips with curry sauce up here you know. (You can have them with chilli and garlic sauce*).

    *Available from all good Kebab outlets.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Tashman wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Frank Wilson wrote:
    When a relative visits from north of the border and brings Tablet.
    Was it in a jiffy bag?

    :D

    You can get a TUE for tablet?
    Good tablet is good but only in small amounts. Bad tablet is worse than Marmite.

    WTF is tablet? I assume it's not an electronic device or pills.

    I tend to avoid any foodstuff that is from north of the border for the benefit of my health!
    Appeared to be fudge when I tried it

    'Appeared to be' - sounds like you got the Marmite version. It's not all chips with curry sauce up here you know. (You can have them with chilli and garlic sauce*).

    *Available from all good Kebab outlets.

    Doner meat with chips and chili and garlic sauce. Bring it on. ‘Ave it my son.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    When you have a closer at something mad that is dumped on your desk at very short notice and realize that actually, so long as two pieces of the puzzle fall in place it’s actually quite simples, innit, and nothing really to pull your hair out over and scream and cry.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,800
    Free pizza.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,478
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    When you have a closer at something mad that is dumped on your desk at very short notice and realize that actually, so long as two pieces of the puzzle fall in place it’s actually quite simples, innit, and nothing really to pull your hair out over and scream and cry.

    Had one of those, too. Neatly balanced by one that should have been completely straightforward, but has become another cluster***. Still the sun is out.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,855
    E-mailed a 10% discount promotion for something I was about to buy a full price.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,478
    Coopster's ongoing performance art/satire project.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,800
    rjsterry wrote:
    Coopster's ongoing performance art/satire project.
    I think Cowsham deserves a commendation in that respect. I only wish it was a joke.
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,478
    Veronese68 wrote:
    rjsterry wrote:
    Coopster's ongoing performance art/satire project.
    I think Cowsham deserves a commendation in that respect. I only wish it was a joke.

    Hmm. I feel that Cowsham's posts lack the flamboyance of Coopster's. The way he goes beyond cliché, daring you to believe that he might actually be for real. I think someone should put him forward for the next Venice Biennale.






    ;)
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,800
    rjsterry wrote:
    I think someone should put him forward for the next Venice Biennale.


    ;)
    :lol:
    Kinesis Pro6
    Marin Nail Trail
    Cotic Solaris
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Biltong
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • keef66
    keef66 Posts: 13,123
    Today.

    As opposed to yesterday which was sh1t. Horrendous traffic congestion for no apparent reason, and when I finally arrived I wasted the entire work day faffing ineffectively with rubbish software. Once home again, another hour or so trying to coax a 6x4 print out of the rubbish HP printer, then a final painful 90 minutes trying to catch up on some TV via the hitherto completely reliable iPad / TV with Chromecast; first the Cast icon just vanished completely, and then when it randomly reappeared later it kept dropping out without a word of explanation?

    So by comparison today has been marvellous. No traffic hold ups on the way in, and as I arrived my IT chum handed me the stricken laptop with said software correctly installed this time, so I in turn could pass it on to it's grateful owner having restored the neccessary data.
    Garage bods collected and returned my car promptly, serviced, washed and hoovered, and the dog food delivery arrived as promised.

    All's well with my world again
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,478
    Veronese68 wrote:
    rjsterry wrote:
    I think someone should put him forward for the next Venice Biennale.


    ;)
    :lol:

    Or maybe he's just drunk.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    rjsterry wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    rjsterry wrote:
    I think someone should put him forward for the next Venice Biennale.


    ;)
    :lol:

    Or maybe he's just a drunk.
    FTFY

    On which subject, I see the 'Spooners c-in-c Tim in-touch-with-the-common-man-and-Leave-promoter Martin has been hailing the relative success of Greggs and McD over those troubled liberal elite chain restaurants. Wunnerful country this. Oh drat, wrong thread, sorry...
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    MILFS
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Shortfall wrote:
    MILFS

    POIDH
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pizza and movie nights with the bambini.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,267
    Shortfall wrote:
    MILFS

    'S' ? S for sideways?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,267
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    ‘Ave it my son.

    Wrong end of the country. It's "Get that inta ya".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,269
    Tashman wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Frank Wilson wrote:
    When a relative visits from north of the border and brings Tablet.
    Was it in a jiffy bag?

    :D

    You can get a TUE for tablet?
    Good tablet is good but only in small amounts. Bad tablet is worse than Marmite.

    WTF is tablet? I assume it's not an electronic device or pills.

    I tend to avoid any foodstuff that is from north of the border for the benefit of my health!
    Appeared to be fudge when I tried it
    Either bad fudge, or bad tablet. I dare say the basic ingredients are similar, if not the same, but the consistency is completely different.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    The missus snoring.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,269
    The missus farting. Loudly.
    Always makes me laugh. Loudly.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Pinno wrote:
    Shortfall wrote:
    MILFS

    'S' ? S for sideways?


    No just as in the plural of Milf.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,269
    Shortfall wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Shortfall wrote:
    MILFS

    'S' ? S for sideways?


    No just as in the plural of Milf.
    MILFs.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Hmmmm. Well it's actually Mothers I'd Like To F**k so I suppose it should be MsILF
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    Anyway, fit older women cheer me up. Even the ones who aren't Mothers. Grammar never was my strong point.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,269
    Shortfall wrote:
    Hmmmm. Well it's actually Mothers I'd Like To F**k so I suppose it should be MsILF
    Paging pedants. Shouldn't it be MIWLF? Or, M.I W.L.F.? The plural does not get designated when an acronym. Maybe. Also, pedants getting fussy. Yes, I know.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,269
    Jools Holland complaining about music being played late at night next door.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Doing deals with people miles away that are pointless but make us happy.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Shortfall wrote:
    Anyway, fit older women cheer me up. Even the ones who aren't Mothers. Grammar never was my strong point.


    FFS - I’ll say it again

    POIDH.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.

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