Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up

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  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    keef66 wrote:
    Yesterday evening's personal best escape from Gatwick; 30 mins from touchdown to leaving the long stay car park, a completely unhindered drive round the M25 / Dartford crossing, and arriving home to be welcomed by the sound of the sheep across the road still bleating.

    You poor barsteward
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,344
    keef66 wrote:
    Yesterday evening's personal best escape from Gatwick; 30 mins from touchdown to leaving the long stay car park, a completely unhindered drive round the M25 / Dartford crossing, and arriving home to be welcomed by the sound of the sheep across the road still bleating.

    Wakey wakey!

    "Sir; would you please move your car from the hard shoulder".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Webboo wrote:
    I like wearing a suit and when can wearing a three piece tweed suit look wrong.

    all the time. it is ridiculous attire unless you look after an estate in Victorian times.

    i suspect that you are a hipster. do you have a beard?

    a hipster (beard, stupid hair, 3 piece tweed suit) was on my train yesterday. his doris, dressed in jeans, trainers and a coat looked embarrassed to be with him.

    bizarrely he wasn't cool and looked like every other hipster I passed in the street.
    I will be growing a beard for the next 6 weeks due to only having one arm available for shaving. I find that the contours of of my face require two arm manipulation in order to get a clean shave.
    I think I am about 30 years past hipster age.
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Webboo wrote:
    I like wearing a suit and when can wearing a three piece tweed suit look wrong.
    When scuba diving?
    Depends on whether your wearing a wet or dry suit.
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Webboo wrote:
    I like wearing a suit and when can wearing a three piece tweed suit look wrong.
    When scuba diving?


    when working on an oil rig.
    I wouldn’t know as I my only knowledge of oil is it’s the stuff you put on your chain or forget to put in your car.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,235
    I found a wallet yesterday while exiting the Westgate 'development' in Oxford. Woohoo. Party time it is.

    No, I was having a sh1t day and it cheered me up to seek out the security office and hand it over, to security staff who promptly thought 'party on'... :mrgreen:
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    England losing at rugby today.

    Allen Les bleus!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,344
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Allen Les bleus!
    :lol::lol::lol:
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,344
    4 letters separate z and n.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Bloody spell changer thing.

    Allez. Not Allen. Not Allegations. Not Aleez. Not Alee.

    Bloody English.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,344
    ...and not Alizee. Mute is a great function isn't it? That'll cheer you up.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    ...and not Alizee. Mute is a great function isn't it? That'll cheer you up.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

    Sacre bleu.

    Allez la France!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    ...and not Alizee. Mute is a great function isn't it? That'll cheer you up.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6omsDyFNlk

    You know all the best ways to cheer me up.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Frank Wilson
    Frank Wilson Posts: 930
    When a relative visits from north of the border and brings Tablet.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,235
    Frank Wilson wrote:
    When a relative visits from north of the border and brings Tablet.
    Was it in a jiffy bag?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Not having to put up with 4 pages of pictures of England rugby players running up a slope carrying a 10kg weight and headlines about how good they are after they were MARMALISED AGAIN at the weekend.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,344
    orraloon wrote:
    Frank Wilson wrote:
    When a relative visits from north of the border and brings Tablet.
    Was it in a jiffy bag?

    :D

    You can get a TUE for tablet?
    Good tablet is good but only in small amounts. Bad tablet is worse than Marmite.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Frank Wilson
    Frank Wilson Posts: 930
    Pinno wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Frank Wilson wrote:
    When a relative visits from north of the border and brings Tablet.
    Was it in a jiffy bag?

    :D

    You can get a TUE for tablet?
    Good tablet is good but only in small amounts. Bad tablet is worse than Marmite.

    Agree totally Pinno it has to be the soft melt in the mouth stuff, not the rock hard variety.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,344
    Frank Wilson wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Frank Wilson wrote:
    When a relative visits from north of the border and brings Tablet.
    Was it in a jiffy bag?

    :D

    You can get a TUE for tablet?
    Good tablet is good but only in small amounts. Bad tablet is worse than Marmite.

    Agree totally Pinno it has to be the soft melt in the mouth stuff, not the rock hard variety.

    I guess we have the same number of teeth.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • dinyull
    dinyull Posts: 2,979
    Asked the missus to check out any Bike Sale groups on facebook - as I don't do facebook and have a few bits to clear from the garage.

    She spent the next half hour looking at >£10k super bikes commenting that there's a lot of money in bikes.

    Should hopefully help when I'm trying to (unsuccessfully) sneak some "bargains" past her in the future.
  • shortfall
    shortfall Posts: 3,288
    The current version of Top Gear. I think it's working quite well now they've got rid of Chris Evans and tweaked it a bit. Let's be honest, the Clarkson version had gotten really sh1te before it was axed (and apart from the opening episode) The Grand Tour is everything that was bad about Top Gear ........on stilts. Matt LeBlanc and the new team are doing a good job IMHO.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Shortfall wrote:
    The current version of Top Gear. I think it's working quite well now they've got rid of Chris Evans and tweaked it a bit. Let's be honest, the Clarkson version had gotten really sh1te before it was axed (and apart from the opening episode) The Grand Tour is everything that was bad about Top Gear ........on stilts. Matt LeBlanc and the new team are doing a good job IMHO.

    I have only watched the last one when they were in Japan but I have to say it was really, really good.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Pinno wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Frank Wilson wrote:
    When a relative visits from north of the border and brings Tablet.
    Was it in a jiffy bag?

    :D

    You can get a TUE for tablet?
    Good tablet is good but only in small amounts. Bad tablet is worse than Marmite.

    WTF is tablet? I assume it's not an electronic device or pills.

    I tend to avoid any foodstuff that is from north of the border for the benefit of my health!
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    Shortfall wrote:
    The current version of Top Gear. I think it's working quite well now they've got rid of Chris Evans and tweaked it a bit. Let's be honest, the Clarkson version had gotten really sh1te before it was axed (and apart from the opening episode) The Grand Tour is everything that was bad about Top Gear ........on stilts. Matt LeBlanc and the new team are doing a good job IMHO.

    I thought when Evans got taken on he would give it a much needed format refresh but he just carried on doing the same old rubbish, just even more badly. I haven't watched again since the first couple of that series as the trailers made it look like more of the same but might give it another go it it has improved.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,235
    Pross wrote:
    WTF is tablet? I assume it's not an electronic device or pills.

    I tend to avoid any foodstuff that is from north of the border for the benefit of my health!
    It's a Scottish health food.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,463
    orraloon wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    WTF is tablet? I assume it's not an electronic device or pills.

    I tend to avoid any foodstuff that is from north of the border for the benefit of my health!
    It's a Scottish health food.

    So 100% saturated fat but zero sugar?
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,344
    Pross wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Pross wrote:
    WTF is tablet? I assume it's not an electronic device or pills.

    I tend to avoid any foodstuff that is from north of the border for the benefit of my health!
    It's a Scottish health food.

    So 100% saturated fat but zero sugar?
    90% sugar, 10% fat.
    Or thereabouts.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,235
    Sugar, butter, condensed milk, what's not to like? And no' deep fried neither.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,344
    Hard Talk on the BBC early in the morning.
    Picturing Chris Morris as the presenter. He was ahead of his time, and scarily accurate.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,495
    Pross wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    orraloon wrote:
    Frank Wilson wrote:
    When a relative visits from north of the border and brings Tablet.
    Was it in a jiffy bag?

    :D

    You can get a TUE for tablet?
    Good tablet is good but only in small amounts. Bad tablet is worse than Marmite.

    WTF is tablet? I assume it's not an electronic device or pills.

    I tend to avoid any foodstuff that is from north of the border for the benefit of my health!
    Appeared to be fudge when I tried it

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