Seemingly trivial things that cheer you up
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Stevo 666 wrote:
Sadly for you we're still ahead of the Welsh. So you must be really shyte.Matthewfalle wrote:diplodicus wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Scotland vs england
RESULT
ABE
it was the correct result considering the way both teams played, but I've never understood the anyone but England attitude
Because everyone has to suffer endless Shute in the papers about how great england are and they are going to beat everyone and in the case of this game endless pictures of their rugbyists running up hills with weights and all that..
The media actually fails to realise a) we don't care and b) we don't like English sports team.
RESULT
ABE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/six-nations/table
Harrruummmpph harrumph at least the rest of the world doesn’t hate us. And we have Catherine Zeta Jones.
Talking of which, I wonder how The Lab Coated One celebrated yesterday?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
too many pre lunch drinks before opening a bottle of wine over lunch.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Shuddup. "Too many pre-lunch drinks" Get a grip. There is no such thing as too many pre-lunch drinks. Next you will be telling us you're moving to London and getting a job in banking :roll:Matthewfalle wrote:too many pre lunch drinks before opening a bottle of wine over lunch.Ecrasez l’infame0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Talking of which, I wonder how The Lab Coated One celebrated yesterday?
Here she is:
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
tried to take her with us to boujis but she was partied outmy bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny0
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Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Talking of which, I wonder how The Lab Coated One celebrated yesterday?
Here she is:
Can't be - neither a lab coat nor bottle of Buckie in sight.
ABEPostby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
In order for the rest of the world to hate somewhere, they generally need toMatthewfalle wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Sadly for you we're still ahead of the Welsh. So you must be really shyte.Matthewfalle wrote:diplodicus wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Scotland vs england
RESULT
ABE
it was the correct result considering the way both teams played, but I've never understood the anyone but England attitude
Because everyone has to suffer endless Shute in the papers about how great england are and they are going to beat everyone and in the case of this game endless pictures of their rugbyists running up hills with weights and all that..
The media actually fails to realise a) we don't care and b) we don't like English sports team.
RESULT
ABE
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/six-nations/table
Harrruummmpph harrumph at least the rest of the world doesn’t hate us. And we have Catherine Zeta Jones.
a. Know it exists and
b. Be a bit jealous of it
No danger of you lot being hated then
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
everyone knows Wales exists - its the standard unit of measurement: a forest fire as big as .... deforestation as big as ........ as nearly as beautiful as .......Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
I really enjoy the ABE mentality, and I don’t for one begrudge Matthewfalle his win by proxy (He’s posted so much great stuff in the Big Girls Thread I’ll forgive him almost anything!) but while you guage your seasons success on only beating England then you’ll never make any progress or win any World Cups!0
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Matthewfalle wrote:everyone knows Wales exists - its the standard unit of measurement: a forest fire as big as .... deforestation as big as ........ as nearly as beautiful as .......
Even GarryH saw sense and left the place.
So did CZJ and even that complete tw@t Rob Brydon.
Did you know his Dad was a car salesman? Explains a lot.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Your body may leave but your heart and soul will always yearn and remain.
As for Brydon. Not really a great loss. The Welsh Cordon. Any chance they could both get food poisoning on a long haul flight together?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
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Pinno wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:everyone knows Wales exists - its the standard unit of measurement: a forest fire as big as .... deforestation as big as ........ as nearly as beautiful as .......
Even GarryH saw sense and left the place.
So did CZJ and even that complete tw@t Rob Brydon.
Did you know his Dad was a car salesman? Explains a lot.
AS An aside, what has happened to Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry and his brilliant suggestions?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Driving on snow.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
PBlakeney wrote:Driving on snow.
Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry is driving on snow? Hope he's being careful. Or has an old 3 series beemer and is going utterly loco in Acapulco.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
The sound of sheep in the morning.
Living in Newmarket we're surrounded by stables and studs, with their magnificent but generally quiet racehorses. But this time of year the paddocks across the road have an influx of woolly tourists, who go on to produce lambs. And when the shepherd drives round on his quad bike feeding them, they all go nuts, charging about and bleating. 'Tis a marvellous sound.0 -
Daffodils are starting to bloom now. Sometimes I plan February rides to check up on them.0
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keef66 wrote:The sound of sheep in the morning.
Living in Newmarket we're surrounded by stables and studs, with their magnificent but generally quiet racehorses. But this time of year the paddocks across the road have an influx of woolly tourists, who go on to produce lambs. And when the shepherd drives round on his quad bike feeding them, they all go nuts, charging about and bleating. 'Tis a marvellous sound.
MAGNIFICENTPostby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:PBlakeney wrote:Driving on snow.
Garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry is driving on snow? Hope he's being careful. Or has an old 3 series beemer and is going utterly loco in Acapulco.
Beema? Garry? It's a Nissoyotaclonewagon of some description.
He's lost to the cosmos. Well, at least reading about it. I'll see him in 4 weeks, so i'll get the gen.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
keef66 wrote:The sound of sheep in the morning.
Living in Newmarket we're surrounded by stables and studs, with their magnificent but generally quiet racehorses. But this time of year the paddocks across the road have an influx of woolly tourists, who go on to produce lambs. And when the shepherd drives round on his quad bike feeding them, they all go nuts, charging about and bleating. 'Tis a marvellous sound.
I used to deliver around there and loved watching the horses on the gallops early in the morning, mist hanging around. I used to get a bacon sarnie and a coffee and deliberately park somewhere with a view.
Limekilns - that's it.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:keef66 wrote:The sound of sheep in the morning.
Living in Newmarket we're surrounded by stables and studs, with their magnificent but generally quiet racehorses. But this time of year the paddocks across the road have an influx of woolly tourists, who go on to produce lambs. And when the shepherd drives round on his quad bike feeding them, they all go nuts, charging about and bleating. 'Tis a marvellous sound.
I used to deliver around there and loved watching the horses on the gallops early in the morning, mist hanging around. I used to get a bacon sarnie and a coffee and deliberately park somewhere with a view.
Limekilns - that's it.
Midwife or vet?0 -
Pinno wrote:keef66 wrote:The sound of sheep in the morning.
Living in Newmarket we're surrounded by stables and studs, with their magnificent but generally quiet racehorses. But this time of year the paddocks across the road have an influx of woolly tourists, who go on to produce lambs. And when the shepherd drives round on his quad bike feeding them, they all go nuts, charging about and bleating. 'Tis a marvellous sound.
I used to deliver around there and loved watching the horses on the gallops early in the morning, mist hanging around. I used to get a bacon sarnie and a coffee and deliberately park somewhere with a view.
Limekilns - that's it.
Good spot. The road up over the top towards Moulton also has good views of the all-weather gallops on Side-Hill and back over the town. Atmospheric combinations of trees, dewy grass, mist, white rails, rising sun, steaming horses and brightly coloured riders.
Must find the time to wander up there with my new camera...0 -
Eating scrambled eggs with Tobasco and watching The Hound chill out on the frozen tundra not realizing it’s blimmin freezing.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Where do you live again MF?Matthewfalle wrote:keef66 wrote:The sound of sheep in the morning.
Living in Newmarket we're surrounded by stables and studs, with their magnificent but generally quiet racehorses. But this time of year the paddocks across the road have an influx of woolly tourists, who go on to produce lambs. And when the shepherd drives round on his quad bike feeding them, they all go nuts, charging about and bleating. 'Tis a marvellous sound.
MAGNIFICENT
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Road signs saying - Yellow warning for snow.
Childish, but makes me smile.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
They're always very careful these days to say "yellow warning for snow" not "yellow snow warning".PBlakeney wrote:Road signs saying - Yellow warning for snow.
Childish, but makes me smile.
Except, of course, that they actually say "yellow 'be aware' warning", which does wind me up, as the long-windedness completely negates the point of having a simple code.0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Where do you live again MF?Matthewfalle wrote:keef66 wrote:The sound of sheep in the morning.
Living in Newmarket we're surrounded by stables and studs, with their magnificent but generally quiet racehorses. But this time of year the paddocks across the road have an influx of woolly tourists, who go on to produce lambs. And when the shepherd drives round on his quad bike feeding them, they all go nuts, charging about and bleating. 'Tis a marvellous sound.
MAGNIFICENT
According to Pinno, in a shed. Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
bompington wrote:
They're always very careful these days to say "yellow warning for snow" not "yellow snow warning".PBlakeney wrote:Road signs saying - Yellow warning for snow.
Childish, but makes me smile.
Except, of course, that they actually say "yellow 'be aware" warning", which does wind be up, as the long-windedness completely negates they point of having a simple code.
Unless it's don't eat the yellow snow.0 -
The Scottish big display signs seem to be along the lines of the Viz ads at the footy stadium:
Smoke tabs
Eat Food.
Drive according to conditions.
Make sure you wear your seatbelt.
Tiredness can kill.
Drink beer.
There's no discernible difference.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:The Scottish big display signs seem to be along the lines of the Viz ads at the footy stadium:
Smoke tabs
Eat Food.
Drive according to conditions.
Make sure you wear your seatbelt.
Tiredness can kill.
Drink beer.
There's no discernible difference.
Smoke tabs ? Promote pot smoking now in Scotland ? Next they'll be telling you it's a crime to smack your own kids.0
