Seemingly trivial things that annoy you

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  • Earth is 4.5 odd billion years old and the Universe is 13.7 billion odd years.

    Why does this annoy you?
  • Alex Dietrich and David Fravor witnessed UAP's/evolved intelligent matter from the early Universe.

    Fascinating, live long and prosper.
  • Because I would love to see other examples of evolved intelligent matter and whether they have Ulez too.
  • mrb123
    mrb123 Posts: 4,813

    Because I would love to see other examples of evolved intelligent matter and whether they have Ulez too.

    You've come to the wrong place then...

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,326

    It's expanding as well.

    I thought you said the Ulezverse for a minute...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • The way that buzzards sit there on telegraph poles when you stop to take a photo at close quarters, but fly off at the moment you get your camera out of the jersey pocket. Every time.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,461

    The way that buzzards sit there on telegraph poles when you stop to take a photo at close quarters, but fly off at the moment you get your camera out of the jersey pocket. Every time.

    I’ve been having similar with the swifts gathering on cables in the last couple of weeks.

    There have been a few runs I’ve done where I’ve had buzzards follow me for miles from post to post. I think they’ve mistaken me for an animal in distress and sensed fresh meat to feed on, an easy mistake to make and generally not far from the truth.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,287
    Pross said:

    The way that buzzards sit there on telegraph poles when you stop to take a photo at close quarters, but fly off at the moment you get your camera out of the jersey pocket. Every time.

    I’ve been having similar with the swifts gathering on cables in the last couple of weeks.

    There have been a few runs I’ve done where I’ve had buzzards follow me for miles from post to post. I think they’ve mistaken me for an animal in distress and sensed fresh meat to feed on, an easy mistake to make and generally not far from the truth.
    I wouldn't follow you if I was a bird of prey: you're far too bony and sinewy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,461
    The stomach region would keep them fed for a lifetime
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    edited September 2023
    How on earth do people who do up and flip houses live without having total nervous breakdown.

    Having some very minor upheaval sorting out wardrobes and space etc for #2 on the way and f*ck me it absolutely does my head in.

    How people can just live in a building site to building site "oh we just knocked the wall down" types.

    Horrendous.
  • How on earth do people who do up and flip houses live without having total nervous breakdown.

    Having some very minor upheaval sorting out wardrobes and space etc for #2 on the way and f*ck me it absolutely does my head in.

    How people can just live in a building site to building site "oh we just knocked the wall down" types.

    Horrendous.

    They are either young or don't live in them while it is happening.
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,878

    How on earth do people who do up and flip houses live without having total nervous breakdown.

    Having some very minor upheaval sorting out wardrobes and space etc for #2 on the way and f*ck me it absolutely does my head in.

    How people can just live in a building site to building site "oh we just knocked the wall down" types.

    Horrendous.

    Congratulations.
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,878
    A traffic related one. Coaches in London that get stuck, because they can't turn the corners. I assume trucks do some advance planning. Shouldn't they do it as well.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661

    A traffic related one. Coaches in London that get stuck, because they can't turn the corners. I assume trucks do some advance planning. Shouldn't they do it as well.

    Isn't it easier because trucks have a pivot 1/4 of the way down?
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,878

    A traffic related one. Coaches in London that get stuck, because they can't turn the corners. I assume trucks do some advance planning. Shouldn't they do it as well.

    Isn't it easier because trucks have a pivot 1/4 of the way down?
    A truck is probably longer. Plus the front wheels on a coach are not at the front. I have no idea though.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,326

    How on earth do people who do up and flip houses live without having total nervous breakdown.

    Having some very minor upheaval sorting out wardrobes and space etc for #2 on the way and f*ck me it absolutely does my head in.

    How people can just live in a building site to building site "oh we just knocked the wall down" types.

    Horrendous.

    Congrats RC.

    I'm with you on this. Mrs 666 and I have only ever bought 2 houses and have deliberately avoided any property that needed major or structural work/extensions etc. As FA mentions, unless you have somewhere else to live while the work is going on, it's a complete pain and no fun whatsoever. Often for long periods.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,461

    A traffic related one. Coaches in London that get stuck, because they can't turn the corners. I assume trucks do some advance planning. Shouldn't they do it as well.

    Isn't it easier because trucks have a pivot 1/4 of the way down?
    Depends, generally artics manage anything over 90 degrees better than long rigid vehicles. Modern larger coaches also tend to have rear wheel steering which helps (part of my job is using software to check these things on new roads).
  • carbonclem
    carbonclem Posts: 1,783

    How on earth do people who do up and flip houses live without having total nervous breakdown.

    Having some very minor upheaval sorting out wardrobes and space etc for #2 on the way and f*ck me it absolutely does my head in.

    How people can just live in a building site to building site "oh we just knocked the wall down" types.

    Horrendous.

    Congrats.

    We had our upstairs completely remodelled during an extension. A period of time with just one exposed bedroom to sleep in and a bath left plumbed in that was in the midst of a building area. The rest of the house had to be vacated and covered in dust sheets by 7 am each morning.
    On reflection we should have moved out :D
    2020/2021/2022 Metric Century Challenge Winner
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,286
    edited September 2023

    A traffic related one. Coaches in London that get stuck, because they can't turn the corners. I assume trucks do some advance planning. Shouldn't they do it as well.

    Isn't it easier because trucks have a pivot 1/4 of the way down?
    A truck is probably longer. Plus the front wheels on a coach are not at the front. I have no idea though.

    I do like sitting in the front of a coach with a driver who knows how to drive the things properly, especially when it comes to tight corners... I love the way the front goes virtually sideways on full lock.

    A truck got stuck on one of the hairpins around here a few years ago. Only way they could unstick it was with a crane to lift it off the hairpin. Watched another one near Cullompton take out an industrial estate sign and almost tip the trailer over not knowing what his truck could cope with.

    OTOH https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1qmybbVBD40
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,548
    Pross said:

    The way that buzzards sit there on telegraph poles when you stop to take a photo at close quarters, but fly off at the moment you get your camera out of the jersey pocket. Every time.

    I’ve been having similar with the swifts gathering on cables in the last couple of weeks.
    They'll be swallows not swifts (just to be trivially annoying!)
    Wilier Izoard XP
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,461
    edited September 2023

    Pross said:

    The way that buzzards sit there on telegraph poles when you stop to take a photo at close quarters, but fly off at the moment you get your camera out of the jersey pocket. Every time.

    I’ve been having similar with the swifts gathering on cables in the last couple of weeks.
    They'll be swallows not swifts (just to be trivially annoying!)
    Can never decide which is which. Actually they might even be house martins.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,512
    edited September 2023

    How on earth do people who do up and flip houses live without having total nervous breakdown.

    Having some very minor upheaval sorting out wardrobes and space etc for #2 on the way and f*ck me it absolutely does my head in.

    How people can just live in a building site to building site "oh we just knocked the wall down" types.

    Horrendous.

    I have lots of stories...

    Grit your teeth, it'll be worth it and congratulations.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    edited September 2023
    Yeah. My wardrobe is currently in my daughter's room, but that is where #2 will have to go, so we're swapping out the wardrobe in our bedroom for one 1.5x the size of the existing and we'll have to slim down the amount of clothes we've got (including bike kit, RIP) to fit it all in and get rid of my wardrobe entirely.

    Playing tetris to get anything in the house is definitely annoying.

    Anyone else play this game as a kid?

    Good job I did; it's the only way to get anything done in my house


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,326

    Yeah. My wardrobe is currently in my daughter's room, but that is where #2 will have to go, so we're swapping out the wardrobe in our bedroom for one 1.5x the size of the existing and we'll have to slim down the amount of clothes we've got (including bike kit, RIP) to fit it all in and get rid of my wardrobe entirely.

    Playing tetris to get anything in the house is definitely annoying.

    Anyone else play this game as a kid?

    Good job I did; it's the only way to get anything done in my house


    This is nature's way of telling you to get a bigger house.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,512
    Or extend! 😀
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,326
    rjsterry said:

    Or extend! 😀

    That's another way of getting a bigger house :p
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,878
    rjsterry said:

    Or extend! 😀

    That's your advice for someone who doesn't want to live in a building site?
  • laurentian
    laurentian Posts: 2,548
    Pross said:

    Pross said:

    The way that buzzards sit there on telegraph poles when you stop to take a photo at close quarters, but fly off at the moment you get your camera out of the jersey pocket. Every time.

    I’ve been having similar with the swifts gathering on cables in the last couple of weeks.
    They'll be swallows not swifts (just to be trivially annoying!)
    Can never decide which is which. Actually they might even be house martins.
    Swifts very rarely land on anything! they feed, eat and sleep "on the wing" and a newly fledged one may not stop flying for for a couple of years (when nesting). They are quite remarkable birds.

    Swallows and housemartins have white undersides (swifts are brown all over) and the swallow has the longer trailing tail feathers.
    Wilier Izoard XP
  • Tashman
    Tashman Posts: 3,495

    Pross said:

    Pross said:

    The way that buzzards sit there on telegraph poles when you stop to take a photo at close quarters, but fly off at the moment you get your camera out of the jersey pocket. Every time.

    I’ve been having similar with the swifts gathering on cables in the last couple of weeks.
    They'll be swallows not swifts (just to be trivially annoying!)
    Can never decide which is which. Actually they might even be house martins.
    Swifts very rarely land on anything! they feed, eat and sleep "on the wing" and a newly fledged one may not stop flying for for a couple of years (when nesting). They are quite remarkable birds.

    Swallows and housemartins have white undersides (swifts are brown all over) and the swallow has the longer trailing tail feathers.
    We have the generic SwiftSwallowMartin breed here that covers all bases when talking about them. They are great to watch swooping over a field late on a summers afternoon though.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,512

    rjsterry said:

    Or extend! 😀

    That's your advice for someone who doesn't want to live in a building site?
    😁. Moving with children is pretty stressful as well. You could rent somewhere while the works are carried out but that's more money and double moving.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition