50 Shades of Grey
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bobtbuilder wrote:clarkey cat wrote:But I am stunned that everyone has chosen to ignore MsManc's revelation....
I don't think its a revelation to be honest. Most girls I've met are happy for red chute action. And I'm not squeamish but if you're guaranteed blozza then surely you go heads?
When it's "that special time of the month" it normally means my GF gives me access to the back door.
Oh, and I am more than happy to be on the receiving end of a bit of BumFinger from Miss TheBuilder or if I've been an especially good boy, a bit of kissing in that area.
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erm, thanks for being honest... anyone else care to share?Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Isn't that sort of post what you set these threads up for in the first place. No mock shock when people play along.DonDaddyD wrote::shock:
erm, thanks for being honest... anyone else care to share?0 -
It takes a lot more to shock me to be honest. Bumlove isn't something I'd do, I just wasn't expecting anyone to be so completely honest. What about you, you into bumplay?dhope wrote:
Isn't that sort of post what you set these threads up for in the first place. No mock shock when people play along.DonDaddyD wrote::shock:
erm, thanks for being honest... anyone else care to share?
But still, i think you're being unfair. Let's recap:
My orginal post:OK so come on own up who has read it? Who has bought it for their missus becuase (i) she nagged and then (ii) when you found out what it was about you bought it in the hope of a 'promise'.
I did! Have I got laid because of the book? No. Have I got laid in the style that the book portrays? No. (She is clearly reading it wrong).
What I get told is that it is interesting, saucy and poorly written. Ms DDD can't believe that so many of her friends would so openly discuss enjoying the book given the content. They are basically closet sex freaks
Fairly innocent. I believe that I cannot be held responsible for what comes next or what others post... I didn't expect it to descend into period play, sex, anal and anal play. Next we'll be discussing full personal services...
Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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I think it's mildly entertaining reading the threads. That's about where my interest ends :roll:DonDaddyD wrote:What about you0 -
UndercoverElephant wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:Next we'll be discussing full personal services...
I love a thread with a happy ending. This my friends should have been the final word. Nobody told me we had a communication problem0 -
Boring! When next I see you I'm going to smack your bum repeatedly with my top peak pump all the way up Balham hill!dhope wrote:
I think it's mildly entertaining reading the threads. That's about where my interest ends :roll:DonDaddyD wrote:What about you
Naughty Boy!!!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
You can't keep up with me on Balham HillDonDaddyD wrote: 0 -
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Now you're talking dirty... next you'll be changing down from the big ring as an act of defiance... letting your chain go rusty and using knobbly tyres... I will have to show you who is the boss.dhope wrote:
You can't keep up with me on Balham HillDonDaddyD wrote:Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:
I thought the general premise was that you always come second, DDD?What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?0 -
Everyman needs a ride for himself from time to time.Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:bobtbuilder wrote:clarkey cat wrote:But I am stunned that everyone has chosen to ignore MsManc's revelation....
I don't think its a revelation to be honest. Most girls I've met are happy for red chute action. And I'm not squeamish but if you're guaranteed blozza then surely you go heads?
When it's "that special time of the month" it normally means my GF gives me access to the back door.
Oh, and I am more than happy to be on the receiving end of a bit of BumFinger from Miss TheBuilder or if I've been an especially good boy, a bit of kissing in that area.
:shock:
erm, thanks for being honest... anyone else care to share?
Can't see a reason not to be honest about stuff*
*Unless I find out my Mum posts on here. In which case, "Mum, it's all lies"!0 -
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clarkey cat wrote:
If the books themselves are SFW, how can the parody generator be NSFW?0 -
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I highly recommend followng 50 shades of sh!t (with an i) on twitter.0
