50 Shades of Grey

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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    msmancunia wrote:
    DDD - has it ever occured to you that most people do have sex when the girl is on her period (there you go, even whispered it for you), and that you might be the odd one for turning your nose up?

    again another mate of mine would like to go down on his mrs when she was err leaking

    there are some things in this world that are naughty but nice, this is not one of them

    its so wrong its on another level
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited July 2012
    msmancunia wrote:
    DDD - has it ever occured to you that most people do have sex when the girl is on her period (there you go, even whispered it for you), and that you might be the odd one for turning your nose up?

    Hey no need to be offended, it's cool if you like and enjoy that sort of thing. I'm not one to judge... you're northern so it can be excused...

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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    mudcow007 wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    DDD - has it ever occured to you that most people do have sex when the girl is on her period (there you go, even whispered it for you), and that you might be the odd one for turning your nose up?

    again another mate of mine would like to go down on his mrs when she was err leaking

    there are some things in this world that are naughty but nice, this is not one of them

    its so wrong its on another level

    You have quite strange friends, Mudcow. Not so much that they enjoy a quick pokey bum wank, or supping blood from a hairy goblet, more that they tell you about it.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    UndercoverElephant wrote:
    mudcow007 wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    DDD - has it ever occured to you that most people do have sex when the girl is on her period (there you go, even whispered it for you), and that you might be the odd one for turning your nose up?

    again another mate of mine would like to go down on his mrs when she was err leaking

    there are some things in this world that are naughty but nice, this is not one of them

    its so wrong its on another level

    You have quite strange friends, Mudcow. Not so much that they enjoy a quick pokey bum wank, or supping blood from a hairy goblet, more that they tell you about it.

    See, I am a tell people about it/discuss type of guy. The whole finger in the south-eye doesn't really bother me. There are a ton of nerve endings around that hole so yeah, it would feel nice, I'm told....

    Playing Nosferatu just is not my cup of tea though. Hell, when growing up as a teenager, going down on a girl was socially frowned upon 'bow-cat' they used to call it.

    I did it in secret...
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,891
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    See, I am a tell people about it/discuss type of guy.

    You don't say. ;)
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    rjsterry wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    See, I am a tell people about it/discuss type of guy.

    You don't say. ;)
    So, butt plug, reds or both?

    :lol:
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    The whole finger in the south-eye doesn't really bother me. There are a ton of nerve endings around that hole so yeah, it would feel nice, I'm told....


    if you think for one second I'm going to believe you've not engaged in any kind of backdoor congress then you are living on a different planet!
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  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    clarkey cat wrote:
    The whole finger in the south-eye doesn't really bother me. There are a ton of nerve endings around that hole so yeah, it would feel nice, I'm told....


    if you think for one second I'm going to believe you've not engaged in any kind of backdoor congress then you are living on a different planet!

    My thoughts exactly. He is from Croydon after all...
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  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    cyclingprop wrote:
    clarkey cat wrote:
    The whole finger in the south-eye doesn't really bother me. There are a ton of nerve endings around that hole so yeah, it would feel nice, I'm told....


    if you think for one second I'm going to believe you've not engaged in any kind of backdoor congress then you are living on a different planet!

    My thoughts exactly. He is from Croydon after all...

    isnt croydon where the bum hole was invented?
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    clarkey cat wrote:
    The whole finger in the south-eye doesn't really bother me. There are a ton of nerve endings around that hole so yeah, it would feel nice, I'm told....


    if you think for one second I'm going to believe you've not engaged in any kind of backdoor congress then you are living on a different planet!

    Didn't know you thought about DDD in that way.
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  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    not just DDD - anyone.

    come on guys, we all went to boarding school here. It's a rite of passage - especially to get in to the 1st XV.





    isn't it?
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    But I never made the first team,
    I just made the first team laugh
    And she never came to the phone
    She was always in the bath
    In the end, it took me a dictionary
    To find out the meaning of unrequited
    While she was giving herself for free
    At a party to which I was never invited

    Just thought I share one of my favourite lyrics.

    As you were....
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    clarkey cat wrote:
    The whole finger in the south-eye doesn't really bother me. There are a ton of nerve endings around that hole so yeah, it would feel nice, I'm told....


    if you think for one second I'm going to believe you've not engaged in any kind of backdoor congress then you are living on a different planet!
    I must be on Mars then. Not my cup of tea. It's like that alley you never walk down because its dark, scary and you just don't know what might jump out and bite you...

    You have though, yeah?
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  • walkingbootweather
    walkingbootweather Posts: 2,443
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    I must be on Mars then.

    You rude thing!
    Nobody told me we had a communication problem
  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    I go away to a meeting for 30 mins and we are all into fingering bum holes and drinking period blood. Shame on you perverts ;)

    I am new here and do not understand DDD. He frightens me every so slightly. Not meaning to sound rude but is he mildly retarded or just a sex pest?
  • bobtbuilder
    bobtbuilder Posts: 1,537
    twist83 wrote:
    I go away to a meeting for 30 mins and we are all into fingering bum holes and drinking period blood. Shame on you perverts ;)

    I am new here and do not understand DDD. He frightens me every so slightly. Not meaning to sound rude but is he mildly retarded or just a sex pest?

    Best post ever! :lol::lol::lol:
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    As a lady of fragile disposition, I find this thread offensive and intimidating. Please can Commuting Chat be shut down - or at least a sub-forum called 'The Dark Alley' be created where DDD and his other alpha-males can discuss such obscene matters.
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  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    bobtbuilder wrote:
    twist83 wrote:
    I go away to a meeting for 30 mins and we are all into fingering bum holes and drinking period blood. Shame on you perverts ;)

    I am new here and do not understand DDD. He frightens me every so slightly. Not meaning to sound rude but is he mildly retarded or just a sex pest?

    Best post ever! :lol::lol::lol:

    Valid question. What does he look like? Should I ever need to avoid him you see as I do not want to be 'bum fingered' while forced to drink the blood of a ladies 'special time'.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,471
    twist83 wrote:
    I am new here and do not understand DDD. He frightens me every so slightly. Not meaning to sound rude but is he mildly retarded or just a sex pest?

    You assume they are mutually exclusive.

    You should have been here back in the day.....this is DDDmild - the new family version
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    bobtbuilder wrote:
    twist83 wrote:
    I go away to a meeting for 30 mins and we are all into fingering bum holes and drinking period blood. Shame on you perverts ;)

    I am new here and do not understand DDD. He frightens me every so slightly. Not meaning to sound rude but is he mildly retarded or just a sex pest?

    Best post ever! :lol::lol::lol:
    I concur!

    I'm just a little wierd. But I am stunned that everyone has chosen to ignore MsManc's revelation....
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  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    haha the PG rated version.

    That is OK I am only pulling your leg. We are all a little weird to be having these conversations in the first place.

    Prostate milking for everyone!
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    But I am stunned that everyone has chosen to ignore MsManc's revelation....

    I don't think its a revelation to be honest. Most girls I've met are happy for red chute action. And I'm not squeamish but if you're guaranteed blozza then surely you go heads?
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  • msmancunia
    msmancunia Posts: 1,415
    clarkey cat wrote:
    But I am stunned that everyone has chosen to ignore MsManc's revelation....

    I don't think its a revelation to be honest. Most girls I've met are happy for red chute action. And I'm not squeamish but if you're guaranteed blozza then surely you go heads?

    I'm not entirely sure what you just said. Do you come with subtitles?
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  • el_presidente
    el_presidente Posts: 1,963
    msmancunia wrote:
    clarkey cat wrote:
    But I am stunned that everyone has chosen to ignore MsManc's revelation....

    I don't think its a revelation to be honest. Most girls I've met are happy for red chute action. And I'm not squeamish but if you're guaranteed blozza then surely you go heads?

    I'm not entirely sure what you just said. Do you come with subtitles?


    I suspect he comes with pretty much anything
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  • dhope
    dhope Posts: 6,699
    Should someone let CakeStop know that their forum has moved to this thread? :D
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    clarkey cat wrote:
    But I am stunned that everyone has chosen to ignore MsManc's revelation....

    I don't think its a revelation to be honest. Most girls I've met are happy for red chute action. And I'm not squeamish but if you're guaranteed blozza then surely you go heads?
    That is just immensely funny!
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  • twist83
    twist83 Posts: 761
    haha Giggidy Giggidy ALLLRIGHT!!!
  • bobtbuilder
    bobtbuilder Posts: 1,537
    clarkey cat wrote:
    But I am stunned that everyone has chosen to ignore MsManc's revelation....

    I don't think its a revelation to be honest. Most girls I've met are happy for red chute action. And I'm not squeamish but if you're guaranteed blozza then surely you go heads?

    When it's "that special time of the month" it normally means my GF gives me access to the back door. :D

    Oh, and I am more than happy to be on the receiving end of a bit of BumFinger from Miss TheBuilder or if I've been an especially good boy, a bit of kissing in that area.
  • clarkey cat
    clarkey cat Posts: 3,641
    be sure to wash off your chamois cream
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