The Cocktail Party

Gizmodo

I might be late, I'm in a cafe just north of Newcastle. It's windier than hell and I've cycled from Wolverhampton. Is it much further spider cause I don't think my front light will last much longer!

-spider-

nevman wrote:

Cheers Spider,Frosty Jack with Lambrini chasers,class.None of that rubbish Black Isle Ale for you then.Anything to eat round here?

Sure - there's a Tescos about 37 miles back down the glen.

-spider-

Gizmodo wrote:

I might be late, I'm in a cafe just north of Newcastle. It's windier than hell and I've cycled from Wolverhampton. Is it much further spider cause I don't think my front light will last much longer!

No probs Gizmodo - justget on to the A9 and at the second roundabout after Perth (114 mls) take the third exit and head for Ullapool. - We're in the noisy house on the left. Ahmed's just arrived on a camel with his three wifes and parked them in the kitchen.

LeicesterLad

F*ck me, if i'd known i'd have to cycle 482 Miles to get here i wouldn't have bothered, lambrini or no lambrini. My kenda's exploded after 3 miles ( not bad for kenda's) so ive been riding on bare rim's. Hit 77mph at one point according to my cycle computer and sparks were flying. Stopped half way to have my arse and thighs amputated due to saddle sores, doctor said to leave off for the rest of my life but i told him i had somewhere to be. What have i missed?

de_sisti

Is Eric's bird invited? Rum and coke for her I think.

Redhog14

Damn took the wrong route up and over the top, cant help my MTB roots! Sorry I'm late, what have I missed, brought some friends with me...

nevman

De Sisti wrote:

Is Eric's bird invited? Rum and coke for her I think.

Thats Claire......Claire Balding tee hee....and that isnt the ice in the tumbler thats tinkling either.Wish I`d brought her.

-spider-

Bring them in Redhog - they must be freezing coming up the A9 dressed like that. Any volunteers to warm them up?

Wait your turn Cleat.

-spider-

Right - I'm off to work.

Help yourself to breakfast. The remains of the camel are in the fridge and there's more rolls in the cupboard.

LeicesterLad

-spider- wrote:

Right - I'm off to work.

Help yourself to breakfast. The remains of the camel are in the fridge and there's more rolls in the cupboard.

Camel? Ive had the sausages...again. Oh no, the bucket, pass me the bucket!

Redhog14

Yeah well thanks spider, sorry about the fire but my iPhone was low on charge...

nevman

nnnrrrgggghhhhh...wupppp wupppp ahhhh
Great party,anyone seen my turbo,got to get home?

lemoncurd

nevman wrote:

nnnrrrgggghhhhh...wupppp wupppp ahhhh
Great party,anyone seen my turbo,got to get home?

Wouldn't it be a lot safer if you got a taxi?

Cleat Eastwood

ohhh my head. Well I have to apologise. When spider said 'be my guest' I thought he said 'BEAT my guest'.....so I picked on the nerdy one with the glasses.

Where to next then?

LeicesterLad

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

ohhh my head. Well I have to apologise. When spider said 'be my guest' I thought he said 'BEAT my guest'.....so I picked on the nerdy one with the glasses.

Where to next then?

I don't know how much you had to drink last night Cleat, but i deffinately recall you mentioning it was round yours tonight for a curry and a lapdance from your good lady wife.

Gizmodo

LeicesterLad wrote:

I don't know how much you had to drink last night Cleat, but i deffinately recall you mentioning it was round yours tonight for a curry and a lapdance from your good lady wife.

Sorry I didn't make it last night Spider, I think I took the wrong junction at the island in Perth and ended up on the M90. Fife police were kind enough to give me a bed for the night.

Where do you live Cleat? I'm just on the outskirts of Glasgow heading back to England as fast as I can pedal but I don't know how much longer I can keep going. Please don't tell me you're on the South Coast :!:

Cleat Eastwood

Right mine it is - bring your best scouse accents and your 'calm down wigs' - you can't miss my house its gota big eccles cake on the door.

Gizmodo

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Right mine it is - bring your best scouse accents and your 'calm down wigs' - you can't miss my house its gota big eccles cake on the door.

I think I've found it, is it this one?


Sorry I'm a bit early, it was all downhill after Shap.

nevman

Cleat,calling into Pontefract,Chorley and Eccles so thats the food sorted.Have you got the cobras on chill mode, and i`m guessing we have to bring our own rubber rings as usual?

LeicesterLad

nevman wrote:

Cleat,calling into Pontefract,Chorley and Eccles so thats the food sorted.Have you got the cobras on chill mode, and i`m guessing we have to bring our own rubber rings as usual?

Just packed my rubber ring ready:

-spider-

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Right mine it is - bring your best scouse accents and your 'calm down wigs' - you can't miss my house its gota big eccles cake on the door.

Thanks Cleat - I'm on my way. You got the booze and the burdz?

DavidBelcher

Gizmodo wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Right mine it is - bring your best scouse accents and your 'calm down wigs' - you can't miss my house its gota big eccles cake on the door.

I think I've found it, is it this one?

Blimey. The Teletubbies have fallen victim to downsizing in a big way, haven't they?

David

DavidBelcher

LeicesterLad wrote:

-spider- wrote:

Right - I'm off to work.

Help yourself to breakfast. The remains of the camel are in the fridge and there's more rolls in the cupboard.

Camel? Ive had the sausages...again. Oh no, the bucket, pass me the bucket!

I'm more concerned as to why he's keeping his Rolls in the cupboard. Garage too full of lawnmowers, bikes and stuff?

David

-spider-

DavidBelcher wrote:

LeicesterLad wrote:

-spider- wrote:

Right - I'm off to work.

Help yourself to breakfast. The remains of the camel are in the fridge and there's more rolls in the cupboard.

Camel? Ive had the sausages...again. Oh no, the bucket, pass me the bucket!

I'm more concerned as to why he's keeping his Rolls in the cupboard. Garage too full of lawnmowers, bikes and stuff?

David

I could make room for another bike

Gizmodo

-spider- wrote:

I could make room for another bike

I hear Mike's Sharon is coming if she'll do.

nevman

Who set fire to the poppodums and who the f**k let John Bishop in? Can I get another Cobra here.Whoa,is that `that woman` from GIK???Great party.Fill your boots. :x :x

-spider-

Sorry I'm late. Stopped off at the pub down the road for a pint - the band will be here at around 1230. Now - where's the beer?

nevman

There`s some Watneys left over but mind the fag ends.Cobras in the fridge.Not sure whats in the curry-tastes like camel to me,or penguin?

MattC59

Right, I've had a bottle of red a couple of beers and a fresh cream apple turnover (no eccles cakes left in Sainsburys, fekkers, I blame wiggle and JC, that's Jesus Christ, not Jeremy Clarkson) what have I missed ?

Where are the laydeeez......... is that a titanium piercing.............. Well hello...... ding dong.

Stewie Griffin

Just woken up and I'm starving. How did I get here? Where's the kitchen?