The Cocktail Party

LeicesterLad

Only a Vomit Smiley could describe how i feel this morning. And WTF is that in my shoe?

MattC59

Wha...... Who.......... Where............ Wha'd'I'miss ?

Fell asleep in the corner (spiteful Appletini !!) and woke up handcuffed to a dwarf !

LeicesterLad

MattC59 wrote:

Wha...... Who.......... Where............ Wha'd'I'miss ?

Fell asleep in the corner (spiteful Appletini !!) and woke up handcuffed to a dwarf !

Thought you were comatose! Thanks for the Sausages though, bloody lovely.

MattC59

LeicesterLad wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Wha...... Who.......... Where............ Wha'd'I'miss ?

Fell asleep in the corner (spiteful Appletini !!) and woke up handcuffed to a dwarf !

Thought you were comatose! Thanks for the Sausages though, bloody lovely.

I suspect that was the stool sample for the docs ?!?!?!?!
:shock:

LeicesterLad

MattC59 wrote:

LeicesterLad wrote:

MattC59 wrote:

Wha...... Who.......... Where............ Wha'd'I'miss ?

Fell asleep in the corner (spiteful Appletini !!) and woke up handcuffed to a dwarf !

Thought you were comatose! Thanks for the Sausages though, bloody lovely.

I suspect that was the stool sample for the docs ?!?!?!?!
:shock:

I thought the grainy texture was just caramelised onion. :shock: Oh my god, somebody pass me a bucket.

LeicesterLad

Dinner Party at spiders tonight...

GiantMike

Brokeback Mountain: I think Spider's boyfriend is back from his 'gay cowboy convention' today. I think there may be a lot of stories about riding stallions around the desert.

Redhog14

Ok so I have just got up, can anyone explain why I have a GG sized bra on my head and I am soooo late for work...SHIT what happened to my eyebrows?

Anyway where are we tonight?

GiantMike

Brokeback Mountain (aka Spider's bungalow)

LeicesterLad

GiantMike wrote:

Brokeback Mountain (aka Spider's bungalow)

He can forget the dinner party, i'm just raiding his drinks cabinet, I need to get p*ssed, the politics on CakeStop is making me suicidal.

Redhog14

Politics and suicide - almost the answers to our prayers...

I have arachnophobia (look it up Nevman) will I be alright at Spiders? Can GiantMike hold my hand? (rather than Leicester as that would not be reassuring at all, no not at all, did you see him last night leering at the young lad who delivered the pizzas, whilst playing pocket billiards?).

Oh, what time by the way cause last night was a bit of a shambles.

GiantMike

Redhog14 wrote:

Can GiantMike hold my hand?

Go on then. I'll meet you in the Red Lion at 7.30. Are you bringing Redsow14?

Redhog14

GiantMike wrote:

Redhog14 wrote:

Can GiantMike hold my hand?

Go on then. I'll meet you in the Red Lion at 7.30. Are you bringing Redsow14?[/quote]

I see what you did there GM but i will keep it to myself if you don't mind - Speedybird, as otherwise known, might actually rip my legs off as opposed to merely the metaphorical pain she dishes out on two wheels; think a female version of Jens Voight - which might get a few of those ProRace guys excited, by the way you haven't asked them along have you...I mean I am out to have a good time afterall. I would wish to point out the "hog" bit is shortned from hedgehog on the back of me being a bit bristly...and not related to pigs in anyway!

-spider-

LeicesterLad wrote:

Dinner Party at spiders tonight...

What? Tonight? But I haven't washed the dishes from the barbeque in July

-spider-

GiantMike wrote:

Brokeback Mountain: I think Spider's boyfriend is back from his 'gay cowboy convention' today. I think there may be a lot of stories about riding stallions around the desert.

EH????? Are you saying that Annabelle is a bloke?

Redhog14

-spider- wrote:

GiantMike wrote:

Brokeback Mountain: I think Spider's boyfriend is back from his 'gay cowboy convention' today. I think there may be a lot of stories about riding stallions around the desert.

EH????? Are you saying that Annabelle is a bloke?

Not met her yet, so couldn't possibly comment but you do live in the back o'beyond

Has nayone spotted how far it is to Spiders? bring your sleeping bag...

BTW - my smilies have stopped working

-spider-

Tent might be useful as well - that's not just my avatar on the left - it is the bungalow after July's barbeque!

Oh - and the Red Lion has a knitting circle on a Thursday night - bring your latest pattern.

Redhog14

Ok I have packed my tent

Redhog14

right since its such a slog to spiders I better get on my way, see you later!

nevman

Can I bring a guest-Jez is having a hard time at the moment and could do with cheering up a bit.Once he gets his foot out of his mouth.Both feet come to that.Are jeans allowed? :!:

Cleat Eastwood

Can someone open the door. Its freezing out here....oh and I've brought a bottle of haggis too.

lemoncurd

Can I bring one of these along?

-spider-

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Can someone open the door. Its freezing out here....oh and I've brought a bottle of haggis too.

FFS Cleat - there isn't a door. Have you been drinking or something?

I hope that is strawberry haggis you've got there.

-spider-

lemoncurd wrote:

Can I bring one of these along?

No - it's Watney's

lemoncurd

How about if I bring 24 cans of this?

Smokin Joe

Gizmodo wrote:

Where am I? My head hurts. Why am I lying behind a strange sofa next to a pile of sick?

Oh yeh, party last night.

Sh1te - where are my clothes

Yeah, sorry about that, but the shaved legs looked quite fetching after a we ran out of beer and started on the Toilet Duck, you know how it is.

Not everyone took their turn, a couple were too pi$$ed to get it up so the bum should feel ok after a day or too. (You have been careful lately, haven't you? No need for us to visit a doctor or anything...)

-spider-

lemoncurd wrote:

How about if I bring 24 cans of this?

Don't touch the stuff myself. Do you use it as degreaser?

nevman

Jees,thats a long drive with a mad Nazi spouting on and on-dropped him off the Kessock bridge,now wheres the drink?

Gizmodo

Smokin Joe wrote:

Not everyone took their turn, a couple were too pi$$ed to get it up so the bum should feel ok after a day or too. (You have been careful lately, haven't you? No need for us to visit a doctor or anything...)

I thought I was just saddle sore. If you were doing the Movember thing and you gave me head last night, I'd get down the clinic and ask for permethrin cream rinse pretty sharpish!

nevman

Cheers Spider,Frosty Jack with Lambrini chasers,class.None of that rubbish Black Isle Ale for you then.Anything to eat round here?