The Cocktail Party

GiantMike

Go home.

LeicesterLad

GiantMike wrote:

Go home.

Don't think much to your hospitality Mike.

GiantMike

LeicesterLad wrote:

GiantMike wrote:

Go home.

Don't think much to your hospitality Mike.

I don't think much of you groping Sharon.

Redhog14

Right Taxi to Nevmans is it...

Serioulsy though he needs to tidy up first..

LeicesterLad

GiantMike wrote:

LeicesterLad wrote:

GiantMike wrote:

Go home.

Don't think much to your hospitality Mike.

I don't think much of you groping Sharon.

Sharon? She said her name was Susan, and I though she was a he.

Redhog14

Is Nevman even here?

NEVMAN!

Lets us in - we've got burds n'awhing... Well Leicester says they are but between you an me I be going home alone if you know what I mean...

Gizmodo

I heard the music, is this a party? I've got some Special Brew. Any fany?

Feck sake, what's the guy with the beard doing to that camel?

LeicesterLad

Redhog14 wrote:

Is Nevman even here?

NEVMAN!

Lets us in - we've got burds n'awhing... Well Leicester says they are but between you an me I be going home alone if you know what I mean...

I hope Nevman hasn't choked on his own Vomit, he looked pretty out of it at the Cocktail bar...Whats wrong with Susan? She's got cracking leg's, bit hairy though...

Cleat Eastwood

Hey MattC59's left his keys in the bowl - what say we nick em and all go round to his?

LeicesterLad

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Hey MattC59's left his keys in the bowl - what say we nick em and all go round to his?

What if his boyfriend is in?

Redhog14

MattC59 wrote:

Appletini for me please, keys are in the bowl.............

Can't say I hold out much hope for his drinks cabinet though...

Redhog14

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

Claire Balding

in stockings really, is she here? come to think of it where are we? the room is spinning a bit..

nevman

Gulp.
Give me a chance to stock up on Eccles cakes and stain remover first.

Redhog14

Sorry nevman but we all fkd off to mattc59 to check out his big screen telly... At least I think that's what he told me

Smokin Joe

Can I profusely apologise to the lovely Sharon, our hostess?

I stumbled into the bedroom by mistake when I was looking for somewhere to be sick (sorry about the carpet, I will of course make a small contribution towards the cleaning costs). Anyway, she'd rather carelessly left her underwear drawer ajar, and when I had a little rummage (as you do) I started to get rather excited and sh1t into a bra cup. Anyway, I rinsed what I could off under a tap and I'm sure the remaining stains will come out in the wash eventually.

That's parties for you eh? Great do though, looking forward to the next one.

Redhog14

Smokin Joe wrote:

Can I profusely apologise to the lovely Sharon, our hostess?

I stumbled into the bedroom by mistake when I was looking for somewhere to be sick (sorry about the carpet, I will of course make a small contribution towards the cleaning costs). Anyway, she'd rather carelessly left her underwear drawer ajar, and when I had a little rummage (as you do) I started to get rather excited and sh1t into a bra cup. Anyway, I rinsed what I could off under a tap and I'm sure the remaining stains will come out in the wash eventually.

That's parties for you eh? Great do though, looking forward to the next one.

So that's why giantmike asked us to leave... Well at least you can't upset mattc59 as he's not even here! That's his bedroom at the end of the hall, go fill yer boots, bigman or his c cup...

Redhog14

Smokin Joe wrote:

Can I profusely apologise to the lovely Sharon, our hostess?

I stumbled into the bedroom by mistake when I was looking for somewhere to be sick (sorry about the carpet, I will of course make a small contribution towards the cleaning costs). Anyway, she'd rather carelessly left her underwear drawer ajar, and when I had a little rummage (as you do) I started to get rather excited and sh1t into a bra cup. Anyway, I rinsed what I could off under a tap and I'm sure the remaining stains will come out in the wash eventually.

That's parties for you eh? Great do though, looking forward to the next one.

So that's why giantmike asked us to leave... Well at least you can't upset mattc59 as he's not even here! That's his bedroom at the end of the hall, go fill yer boots, bigman or his c cup...

LeicesterLad

Redhog14 wrote:

Smokin Joe wrote:

Can I profusely apologise to the lovely Sharon, our hostess?

I stumbled into the bedroom by mistake when I was looking for somewhere to be sick (sorry about the carpet, I will of course make a small contribution towards the cleaning costs). Anyway, she'd rather carelessly left her underwear drawer ajar, and when I had a little rummage (as you do) I started to get rather excited and sh1t into a bra cup. Anyway, I rinsed what I could off under a tap and I'm sure the remaining stains will come out in the wash eventually.

That's parties for you eh? Great do though, looking forward to the next one.

So that's why giantmike asked us to leave... Well at least you can't upset mattc59 as he's not even here! That's his bedroom at the end of the hall, go fill yer boots, bigman or his c cup...

You must have had one to many Labrini's, You've started repeating yourself. Sorry it took me so long to get here, i got pulled for drink cycling, my bike handling's never been so good, but the vomit on my ley-o-pard jersey was a dead giveaway. Have i missed anything?

-spider-

Who's responsible for the music? What a load of ****. Haven't you got something refined like 'London Calling'?

Redhog14

I like "Fat bottomed girls" FYI.

-spider-

Redhog14 wrote:

I like "Fat bottomed girls" FYI.

Are you being rude about our generous hostess or are you talking about music, Redhog?

Gizmodo

Redhog14 wrote:

I like "Fat bottomed girls" FYI.

I saw them in the kitchen as well. Spider's right, the music is sh**. Got any more nuts Matt?

GiantMike

Oi Oi!

Couldn't sleep, what with all the crap music and everything. You can hear it from my house. Who invited the fatsters in the kitchen?

I brought this crate of Stella and a bottle on Absinthe for my new cocktail: 'wife hallucinator'.

Who's in?

Stewie Griffin

We have run out of food in the kitchen.

-spider-

Count me in, Mike. Looks like these wimmen on bikes could do with something inside them too.

GiantMike

Stewie Griffin wrote:

We have run out of food in the kitchen.

I blame the fat girls

-spider-

GiantMike wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

We have run out of food in the kitchen.

I blame the fat girls

...and the camel.

Frank the tank

Hello, sorry I'm late but I've had to travel on public transport and I think there's a strike on or sommat.

Anyway I'm here now, have I missed owt? Can you make use of this cava?

Gizmodo

Where am I? My head hurts. Why am I lying behind a strange sofa next to a pile of sick?

Oh yeh, party last night.

Sh1te - where are my clothes

-spider-

Groan - I've got to go to work today. Midweek parties - pah!