a bit of friday BMW bashing, I'll start
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bails87 wrote:People who own things like 116i/d's always puzzle me, if you're going to buy a BMW, get a more 'performance' orientated one, surely, not the cheapest thing with a BMW badge on it. Especially if you're then going to drive it aggressively like a pleb (cleariy wishing they had a faster car), whereas things like 123's tend to be better driven, IME. It's almost as if some of them don't care/know what they're driving, they just want the badge......
Oh....In a bizarre revelation BMW CEO Norbert Reithofer has proved BMW drivers aren’t as clever as they think they are! A survey targeted specifically at 1-Series drivers has shown that 80 per cent of them believe their car is front-wheel drive.
Read more: http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoe ... z1W9Mq5Mom
You ever heard of a word called "budget".....that's like saying if your buying a house don't buy a two up two down buy a mansion....0 -
I am witty, intelligent, handsome, have impeccable taste and am irresistible to women.
I have a BMW.
End of debate.I don't do smileys.
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cooldad wrote:I am witty, intelligent, handsome, have impeccable taste and am irresistible to women.
I have a BMW.
End of debate.
Not a 116 I hope, bails won't be impressed0 -
Pudseyp wrote:cooldad wrote:I am witty, intelligent, handsome, have impeccable taste and am irresistible to women.
I have a BMW.
End of debate.
Not a 116 I hope, bails won't be impressed
If he's a woman, he's a really ugly one, so either way I don't care.I don't do smileys.
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Pudseyp
What i really wanted to see in you signiture was a Orange 5
And i know i like to poke fun at the BMW brigade, i'm just as bad with cars :oops: just not those german ones
I worked for Fiat / Alfa for a few years, You've not seen depreciation until you see them!
Anywhoo I'm off to piss a few ST drivers off on the way home,
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Pudseyp wrote:bails87 wrote:People who own things like 116i/d's always puzzle me, if you're going to buy a BMW, get a more 'performance' orientated one, surely, not the cheapest thing with a BMW badge on it. Especially if you're then going to drive it aggressively like a pleb (cleariy wishing they had a faster car), whereas things like 123's tend to be better driven, IME. It's almost as if some of them don't care/know what they're driving, they just want the badge......
Oh....In a bizarre revelation BMW CEO Norbert Reithofer has proved BMW drivers aren’t as clever as they think they are! A survey targeted specifically at 1-Series drivers has shown that 80 per cent of them believe their car is front-wheel drive.
Read more: http://www.autoexpress.co.uk/news/autoe ... z1W9Mq5Mom
You ever heard of a word called "budget".....that's like saying if your buying a house don't buy a two up two down buy a mansion....
No, it's like buying a tiny house in the 'right' postcode, when the next house along has a different postcode but is bigger and cheaper. And faster. Because it's got rockets strapped to it. And who wouldn't want to live in a rockethouse?!0 -
VWsurfbum wrote:Pudseyp
What i really wanted to see in you signiture was a Orange 5
And i know i like to poke fun at the BMW brigade, i'm just as bad with cars :oops: just not those german ones
I worked for Fiat / Alfa for a few years, You've not seen depreciation until you see them!
Anywhoo I'm off to wee-wee a few ST drivers off on the way home,
Laters
No because people with Orange Five's generally think they are better than anyone else...their the equivilant to a BMW driver in the MTB world...
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So, what we've learnt is that VWsurfbum doesn't like other people's cars, and is beginning to sound like Surfmatt, but ass-backwards0
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yeehaamcgee
Yep but I don't tell people my car is better and talks more 0 -
But you're quite willing to knock people who drive other cars. Ever heard of "reverse snobbery"? It's a disgusting affliction.0
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I have owned bmw's and also own an Orange5 am I a c##t.
Does it help that I now have a dub and hate Audi's and their toffee nosed, outside lane hogging, never bloody indicate, tail gate all the time, give cyclists no room when overtaking drivers!Loving life in rural SW France
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how can it be reverse snobbery?
I have had many of nice cars, and some twice the price of the one in question.
My main issue is with the owners and their drivers mainly, and yes its TRUE some have transferd over to auto union.
So what we have learnt is I hate most cars, some people and generally hate the motor industry after working in it for most of my life. I do enjoy motorsports still but I'm glad i got out when I did.
I will refrain from giving my opinions in the future. 0 -
VWsurfbum wrote:how can it be reverse snobbery?
I have had many of nice cars, and some twice the price of the one in question.
My main issue is with the owners and their drivers mainly, and yes its TRUE some have transferd over to auto union.
So what we have learnt is I hate most cars, some people and generally hate the motor industry after working in it for most of my life. I do enjoy motorsports still but I'm glad i got out when I did.
I will refrain from giving my opinions in the future.
Oh I have just noticed you live in Essex....nuff said...0 -
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Well, you know what they say about people from Essex.0
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VWsurfbum wrote:We wear white stilletos?
They match the white alloys on the chaved up cars!+ 1001 posts reset by the cruel cruel moderators!
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this may or may not be true, but mine are blackIcarusGreen wrote:VWsurfbum wrote:We wear white stilletos?
They match the white alloys on the chaved up cars! 0 -
VWsurfbum wrote:
this may or may not be true, but mine are blackIcarusGreen wrote:VWsurfbum wrote:We wear white stilletos?
They match the white alloys on the chaved up cars!
Is that because it shows of the fake tan much better ? 0 -
.lol that made me chuckle, I just walked past a girl who was Orange and white hair lolPudseyp wrote:VWsurfbum wrote:
this may or may not be true, but mine are blackIcarusGreen wrote:VWsurfbum wrote:We wear white stilletos?
They match the white alloys on the chaved up cars!
Is that because it shows of the fake tan much better ?0 -
Did you immediately think of riding the Orange? 0
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sorry to bring this up again but i just saw this round sainsburys and i thought it summed them up quite well.
http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/v ... 000607.jpg0 -
Except he's not parked, he's stopped.
At least most BMW drivers can read.
Bit of a fail there, to expected from Bmwist.I don't do smileys.
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:roll:
Engine off = parked on double yellows under a sign saying do not park here, when there's 100's of spaces less than 5 meters away from him :roll:0 -
I don't do smileys.
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VWsurfbum wrote:sorry to bring this up again but i just saw this round sainsburys and i thought it summed them up quite well.
http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/v ... 000607.jpg
To be honest if I go to my local Sainsbury's or Tesco there will always be some asshole ( in various makes of car) parked on the double yellow's to use the cash point or people parking in the "drop off" zone because they can't be fooked to walk an extra yards...
I think you have waited there the majority of the day observing Fords, Vauxhalls, Audi's, Skoda's, Fiat's .......untill you caught a BWM driver which is very sad indeed....you need to get a life...0 -
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sheepsteeth wrote:BMW drivers are such wankerz man.
nob off nobster..... :evil:0
