Tissues at the ready (bike porn inside)

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    JonnyN wrote:
    Fixed it....


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    i like the wheels and colour, thats it.
    now this one is on the cards for next year!
    2012-scott-spark-29er-full-suspension-mountain-bike.jpg
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • JonnyN
    JonnyN Posts: 181
    You need help... :D:D:D
    "Time you enjoy wasting, is not a waste of time"

    "I'm too young to be too old for this shit"

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  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    it just looks heavy and hard work?
    I think most DH rigs look ugly
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    it just looks heavy and hard work?
    I think most DH rigs look ugly
    I think YOU look ugly. smiley_guy_sticking_out_tongue_md_clr.gif
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    :lol:
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    Now for sale Fatty
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    Apparently ugliness is lighter than air.
    Uncompromising extremist
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    No that's smugness, ugliness just makes you fast!
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    Now for sale Fatty
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    those 293rs are gopping. big sticks, no messtins, sideways.
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    VWsurfbum wrote:
    ugliness just makes you fast!

    Then that is certainly the fastest bike I've seen today.
    Uncompromising extremist
  • Dick Scruttock
    Dick Scruttock Posts: 2,533
    Rather have a tallboy.
  • tri-sexual
    tri-sexual Posts: 672
    JonnyN wrote:
    Fixed it....


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    thats more like it :D
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Rick Draper wrote:
    Rather have a tallboy.
    too high centre of gravity for me
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    Now for sale Fatty
  • toasty
    toasty Posts: 2,598
    Pretty much identical isn't it with 100mm forks? I like it, both seem like a ripoff though :(

    Quite keen on trying a Spearfish, seem silly good value.
    Stumpy FSR 29er
  • wheezee
    wheezee Posts: 461
    Can we not start a ghetto? Somewhere where the Little Wheelers can't come in and poke fun?

    Or maybe Partition? It's never failed before.
  • toasty
    toasty Posts: 2,598
    edited June 2011
    What I find most bizzare is how they're refered to as "Clown bikes":

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    This is a clown bike, image search it! Known for their tiny wheels! I think they've just got in quick and secured the insult so we don't use it on them.

    Come on people on 26ers, get off your clown bikes and get some grown up wheels!

    Edit: Actually the wife just reminded me, even at Mountain Mayhem people were calling my Scandal a "clown bike", even while there was people on unicycles riding by!
    Stumpy FSR 29er
  • wheezee
    wheezee Posts: 461
    edited June 2011
    Quite.

    Although I like the term Wagon Wheelers... Maybe we should form a circle, and pick them off as they ride round us.

    circlethewagons.jpg
  • toasty
    toasty Posts: 2,598
    I fear they'll be protected by their superior turning circles. Our best bet is just riding at them full pelt.
    Stumpy FSR 29er
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    Don't tease the jealous animals, they only wish they were as smugly fast as us! LOL
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    Now for sale Fatty
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    IMG_0315_ibis_mojo_slr.jpg

    definitely fixed now
  • sheepsteeth
    sheepsteeth Posts: 17,418
    Lawman, what is that?
    Harry von Big Sticks
  • Thewaylander
    Thewaylander Posts: 8,593
    Some carbon gash... :p

    More DH rigs i want to see more coils!!! mmm coils (salivates)
  • VWsurfbum
    VWsurfbum Posts: 7,881
    lawman wrote:
    IMG_0315_ibis_mojo_slr.jpg

    definitely fixed now
    Ibis me up baby yeah now were back on the proper porn
    Kazza the Tranny
    Now for sale Fatty
  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Lawman, what is that?

    t'is the new mojo sl-r, 4.9lbs, yes 4.9lbs for a 140mm bike as stiff as the HD!!!, tapered head tube, 142x12 rear end, DM front mech and angleset compatible ... at times i wish i had one of these over my HD :lol:
  • leaflite
    leaflite Posts: 1,651
    lawman wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Lawman, what is that?

    t'is the new mojo sl-r, 4.9lbs, yes 4.9lbs for a 140mm bike as stiff as the HD!!!, tapered head tube, 142x12 rear end, DM front mech and angleset compatible ... at times i wish i had one of these over my HD :lol:

    Very similar to a titus ftm then.
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  • lawman
    lawman Posts: 6,868
    leaflite wrote:
    lawman wrote:
    sheepsteeth wrote:
    Lawman, what is that?

    t'is the new mojo sl-r, 4.9lbs, yes 4.9lbs for a 140mm bike as stiff as the HD!!!, tapered head tube, 142x12 rear end, DM front mech and angleset compatible ... at times i wish i had one of these over my HD :lol:

    Very similar to a titus ftm then.

    with titus now being owned by on one, they can never be cool tho, and its nothing like as pretty as the mojo!!
  • toasty
    toasty Posts: 2,598
    I sold an Ibis Mojo and bought an On-One Scandal, now I'm happier. Weird eh?

    I am intuiged about the Mojo 29er tho, but fear it'll have a crazy short wheelbase like the rest of their bikes.
    Stumpy FSR 29er
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    wheezee wrote:
    Can we not start a ghetto? Somewhere where the Little Wheelers can't come in and poke fun?

    Or maybe Partition? It's never failed before.
    No. YOU chose to be all weird an "different", so now it's time to live with the consequences of your choices.
  • wheezee
    wheezee Posts: 461
    Choose? This isn't a lifestyle choice! I was born this way. Who would choose to suffer this amount of persecution? The sniggering behind your back, the pointing fingers in the street!

    I can see this ending at the Court of Human Rights.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    :lol:
    Well, if you were born like that, then surely suicide was always an option :twisted:
  • Northwind
    Northwind Posts: 14,675
    I heard there's a preacher in the states that can cure you.
    Uncompromising extremist

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