Dating fail!
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MissBint37 wrote:foxc_uk wrote:10 months without sex was getting a little frustrating!
I think I managed 7 months without last year.......but for more than half of that time I was in a relationship!!!! :shock:
Looking back last year was not good. In 2010 I can count on one hand how many times, it is frustrating!
Hopefully, your relations with your friend have not harmed your friendship. I ended up dating my best friend a few years ago, and whilst it was amazing at the start it ended in inevitable disaster and I lost my lover and my best friend
We are on OK terms again now but it will never be the same.Ride it like you stole it!0 -
Well if you lovely ladies have another dry spell, there appears to be plenty of fish on here to help you out!
If in doubt - flat out!0 -
MissBint37 wrote:MissBint37 wrote:foxc_uk wrote:10 months without sex was getting a little frustrating!
I think I managed 7 months without last year.......but for more than half of that time I was in a relationship!!!! :shock:
Looking back last year was not good. In 2010 I can count on one hand how many times, it is frustrating!
Hopefully, your relations with your friend have not harmed your friendship. I ended up dating my best friend a few years ago, and whilst it was amazing at the start it ended in inevitable disaster and I lost my lover and my best friend We are on OK terms again now but it will never be the same.
I had a relationship that ended up like that...something to do with his training routine. Yeah, whatevs.
I know what you mean about the friend. I blame the fact that he was wearing the JPG Le Male. Definitely. I was defenceless. No really I was!
I think it should be ok though, fingers crossed anyway. I don't want a relationship with him, he has too many issues!!0 -
Yeah, I made one cause I thought it would be easier than heading out to the sea with my rod in my hand.GhallTN6 wrote:yeehaamcgee wrote:I don't understand. I didn't have anything in the house to eat tonight, so I've spent most of the evening on that POF website. And I still haven't found a fish for my dinner.
Now I'm bloody starving
Does that mean you've got an account... god help those women!!
(I say this because I get to the 3rd lass and It then asks me to create an account.. and that would be going just too far /thoroughly disappointed as I am)
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So to sum up..
As long as you:
Show an interest in miss B’s 'outfits'
Love (or pretend to) like the outdoors, snowboarding, skiing, mountain biking, hiking, climbing and surfing.
Like lots on sex, with a bit of kinkiness
Don’t want to be together 24/7 (unless if only for sex)
Can spell properly (ditch the txt speak)
Wear Converse shoes
Splash on the Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'.
Can converse rationally, but cut out the cheesy chat up lines
And Don’t:
Come from Glossop
Like Slippers and Pipe’s
Have girlie bits
Happen to be her best friend
Then you could find yourself up to you nuts.....0 -
Does she have to be wearing them or can they be on my bedroom floor? As then I wouldn't have much interest in them...GhallTN6 wrote:So to sum up..
As long as you:
Show an interest in miss B’s 'outfits'
Love (or pretend to) like the outdoors, snowboarding, skiing, mountain biking, hiking, climbing and surfing.
Like lots on sex, with a bit of kinkiness
Don’t want to be together 24/7 (unless if only for sex)
Can spell properly (ditch the txt speak)
Wear Converse shoes
Splash on the Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'.
Can converse rationally, but cut out the cheesy chat up lines
And Don’t:
Come from Glossop
Like Slippers and Pipe’s
Have girlie bits
Happen to be her best friend
Then you could find yourself up to you nuts.....
I own a mountain bike which I dust off once a week...
If a man doesn't like sex then there's something wrong with him...
Attention deficit disorder will see to that...
Mother was strict with the english....
refuses to wear anything other than adidas, reebok, or nike. (personal preference)
I smell manly enough. I piss old spice and the like.
I can talk about anything, well almost...
Is Glossop a real place?
Bare feet FTW
I'd like to have girly bits in my hand or my hand in some girly bits
by best friend you mean pimp?
Said person would also need to dye their hair red, like lots of protien, and actually live in the South West0 -
GhallTN6 wrote:So to sum up..
As long as you:
Show an interest in miss B’s 'outfits'
Love (or pretend to) like the outdoors, snowboarding, skiing, mountain biking, hiking, climbing and surfing.
Like lots on sex, with a bit of kinkiness
Don’t want to be together 24/7 (unless if only for sex)
Can spell properly (ditch the txt speak)
Wear Converse shoes
Splash on the Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'.
Can converse rationally, but cut out the cheesy chat up lines
And Don’t:
Come from Glossop
Like Slippers and Pipe’s
Have girlie bits
Happen to be her best friend
Then you could find yourself up to you nuts.....
bugger, I wear DCs and occasionally smoke a pipe0 -
GhallTN6 wrote:So to sum up..
As long as you:
Show an interest in miss B’s 'outfits'
Love (or pretend to) like the outdoors, snowboarding, skiing, mountain biking, hiking, climbing and surfing.
Like lots on sex, with a bit of kinkiness
Don’t want to be together 24/7 (unless if only for sex)
Can spell properly (ditch the txt speak)
Wear Converse shoes
Splash on the Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'.
Can converse rationally, but cut out the cheesy chat up lines
And Don’t:
Come from Glossop
Like Slippers and Pipe’s
Have girlie bits
Happen to be her best friend
Then you could find yourself up to you nuts.....
Addendum:
Converse or DC's...
Pays attention to at least some of the details
Is at least moderately attractive.
And in my case, over 5'11"....0 -
I think we could all agree weve all learned something herePaul Daniels wrote:Not a lot
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foxc_uk wrote:GhallTN6 wrote:So to sum up..
As long as you:
Show an interest in miss B’s 'outfits'
Love (or pretend to) like the outdoors, snowboarding, skiing, mountain biking, hiking, climbing and surfing.
Like lots on sex, with a bit of kinkiness
Don’t want to be together 24/7 (unless if only for sex)
Can spell properly (ditch the txt speak)
Wear Converse shoes
Splash on the Abercrombie and Fitch Fierce Or Jean Paul Gaultier 'Le Male'.
Can converse rationally, but cut out the cheesy chat up lines
And Don’t:
Come from Glossop
Like Slippers and Pipe’s
Have girlie bits
Happen to be her best friend
Then you could find yourself up to you nuts.....
Addendum:
Converse or DC's...
Pays attention to at least some of the details
Is at least moderately attractive.
And in my case, over 5'11"....
just need to lose the pipe then!0 -
Im 6'4",
Wear DC's,
Dont smoke,
Socially drink,
Very observant,
Good attention to detail,
Live in Shropshire, (though no idea where Glossop is)!
Enjoy all extreme sports, (watching anyway due to funds),
Smell manly, don't know much about aftershaves though i have Hugo Boss?
Though i have the problem of being married.
So am i a catch?If in doubt - flat out!0 -
We are shallow..............are you hot ? Ride it like you stole it!0
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C'mon chaps...you're looking desperateFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0
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Desperate....but married!!
The attention seeking is on teh other foot now it would seem!MissBint37 wrote:We are shallow..............are you hot ?
^this is vitally important information!!0 -
Montevideoguy wrote:C'mon chaps...you're looking desperate
Desperate to do anything at work.. apart from work!0 -
Yes, very much so.MissBint37 wrote:We are shallow..............are you hot ?0 -
almost as hot as me. I'm a god I am.I like bikes and stuff0
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joshtp wrote:almost as hot as me. I'm a god I am.
I am the Devil, so are therefore much hotter than you (and anyone) :twisted:0 -
it's true...I like bikes and stuff0 -
surely with all the guys on here there must be at least 1 that must fit your requirements?
i think you should hold auditions like they did on teh scott mills show on radio 1 a few years ago to find his assistant laura a date 0 -
crazy88 wrote:But to be fair the devil does not wear converse, fact. He wears sketchers.
I the devil tried Sketchers.. and they made my feet sweat so much, i thew them into the darkest deepest pit of hell, deeper than even the pit I have ready for Katie the stupid Price.
Are you saying that Kitty, Miss B and foxc_uk should sit behind a desk with big red round things to handle, and see which one pushes the hardest in a competition to find a suitable mate!0 -
i'd be out a few points anyway, the most obvious being that:
i'm only 5ft 9
i wear adidas superstars everywhere
i wear izzy miyake aftershave
and i have a long time girfriend and a son.
other than that i'd be in 0 -
welshkev wrote:i'd be out a few points anyway, the most obvious being that:
i'm only 5ft 9
i wear adidas superstars everywhere
i wear izzy miyake aftershave
and i have a long time girfriend and a son.
other than that i'd be in
At least you're taller than I am.0 -
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I'm 6ft, 180lbs, smell of sweat and dress at asda.0
