Dating fail!
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foxc_uk wrote:
hey! I use my 3 inches well and to be fair some women don't like them that wide!!
Its more a case of wolverhampton girls (in the past I hasten to add in case i'm being stalked) its more like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, not a bit of tread left on the tyres!0 -
MissBint37 wrote:I just looked at my profile for the first time in forever too....not the best pictures etc but....
http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile ... d=13114021
But to brighten a dull day at work....I will take one for the team
I have a feeling this is going to be brutal, lett the pi$$ taking commence:
5ft 9"?! Must be in those heels! ;-)0 -
Gazlar wrote:
2. Players who see's a good looking lady and you are a bit of fun dolly bird who likes to put it about in their eyes
I would recomend she wears glasses then as apparently it stings if she gets in her eyes....0 -
foxc_uk wrote:
I think you are lying about your age.. are you after an older man because there is no way you look 32!0 -
Pudseyp wrote:Gazlar wrote:
2. Players who see's a good looking lady and you are a bit of fun dolly bird who likes to put it about in their eyes
I would recomend she wears glasses then as apparently it stings if she gets in her eyes....
Say what you want about those guys, but at least they like to splash out on a woman!! :shock: :!: 0 -
Are you really 5ft 11?! A lot of ladies seem to add a few inches on. A bit like men with their cocks.0 -
I don't keep cockerels, but I have lied about the size of my chickens a few times, just one way of making money these days.supersonic wrote:
Are you really 5ft 11?! A lot of ladies seem to add a few inches on. A bit like men with their cocks.0 -
yeehaamcgee wrote:
I don't keep cockerels, but I have lied about the size of my chickens a few times, just one way of making money these days.supersonic wrote:
Are you really 5ft 11?! A lot of ladies seem to add a few inches on. A bit like men with their cocks.
iheard you were more a capon kind of guy0 -
iheard you were more a strapon kind of guy0
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Montevideoguy wrote:Gazlar wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:This might sound really dumb, but where the hell would I be best looking for a FB ?
as in the other post, Blast Off ( yow am in wolve ay ya ode pal?)
Go on something like Plenty of Fish but don't say you're looking for a bit of no strings sexy time. Most women on that will do anything you want but they don't like to admit that (even to themselves). When with them though, be honest you don't want anything serious...otherwise you end up opening a can of worms
Crikey, I came back to another 5 pages, revision sucks though at least I passed the exam today !
Back to the subject yes I love blast off, my biggest issue is that every time I go in there, without fail I get hammered ! I just can't help but get smashed off cheapish beer then chanting the lyrics to every song I know and proceed to fall over (or just get smacked in the face like last time) ! Probably would be better to just go about with my man piece hanging out !
Yes I am on Plentyoffish too, trouble is the girls are right weirdo's on there, either text talk or just boring. Mind you could always be my profile, suggestions as to how I can to pretend I'm not a weirdo ladies on here?
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Ryan Jones wrote:
Back to the subject yes I love blast off, my biggest issue is that every time I go in there, without fail I get hammered ! I just can't help but get smashed off cheapish beer then chanting the lyrics to every song I know and proceed to fall over (or just get smacked in the face like last time) ! Probably would be better to just go about with my man piece hanging out !
I've seen a guy wander around there with his tassle out, but yeah cheapish beer, 2 quid red strip last time I was in. Man I need to go to blast off sometime soon so I can dance with my hands behind my back to cigarettes and alcohol. The sad thing is, its still most of the same faces in there as there was 115 years ago when I started going there0 -
Seemed like they were mostly students when I was in there, which aside from cougars are top of my "to-do" list !0
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To answer questions, yes I'm 32. I regularly get told I don't look over 28 though..
And ok, I'm not 5'11"...... I'm 5'10.5"...close enough, but what's half an inch between friends?
I was thinking this morning, if I regularly wore the 6" heels MissBint wears, I'd be 6'5". Scary. I already feel like a giant when I wear 3" heels!0 -
If I put my half an inch between friends I'd get arrested.0
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supersonic wrote:If I put my half an inch between friends I'd get arrested.
Its only because if they get half an inch from you they know youre aroused! 0 -
Gazlar wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:
Back to the subject yes I love blast off, my biggest issue is that every time I go in there, without fail I get hammered ! I just can't help but get smashed off cheapish beer then chanting the lyrics to every song I know and proceed to fall over (or just get smacked in the face like last time) ! Probably would be better to just go about with my man piece hanging out !
I've seen a guy wander around there with his tassle out, but yeah cheapish beer, 2 quid red strip last time I was in. Man I need to go to blast off sometime soon so I can dance with my hands behind my back to cigarettes and alcohol. The sad thing is, its still most of the same faces in there as there was 115 years ago when I started going there
Should organise a CrudCatcher/Hombres blast off bash, get wasted then go over the chase for a ride hungover the next day with whoever (or whatever) we were riding the night before !0 -
foxc_uk wrote:To answer questions, yes I'm 32. I regularly get told I don't look over 28 though..
And ok, I'm not 5'11"...... I'm 5'10.5"...close enough, but what's half an inch between friends?
I was thinking this morning, if I regularly wore the 6" heels MissBint wears, I'd be 6'5". Scary. I already feel like a giant when I wear 3" heels!
Hey I'm 31 and I got mistaken for under 18 last week, plus I'm 6 foot 8 when I'm wearing Miss bints heels, I mean, if I WERE to wear Miss Bint's heels..........again0 -
Ryan Jones wrote:Gazlar wrote:Ryan Jones wrote:
Back to the subject yes I love blast off, my biggest issue is that every time I go in there, without fail I get hammered ! I just can't help but get smashed off cheapish beer then chanting the lyrics to every song I know and proceed to fall over (or just get smacked in the face like last time) ! Probably would be better to just go about with my man piece hanging out !
I've seen a guy wander around there with his tassle out, but yeah cheapish beer, 2 quid red strip last time I was in. Man I need to go to blast off sometime soon so I can dance with my hands behind my back to cigarettes and alcohol. The sad thing is, its still most of the same faces in there as there was 115 years ago when I started going there
Should organise a CrudCatcher/Hombres blast off bash, get wasted then go over the chase for a ride hungover the next day with whoever (or whatever) we were riding the night before !
This has been in the pipeline for some time, just been slow getting round to it, I shall attempt to get one organised before I disappear to the continent for a month, failing that a september HOMBRES Mash and thrash on freshers week0 -
Huh.
I have not understood much especially from page 1
With all the guy 1 guy2 stuff
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just because you're breathing
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Why, are you guy 3?0
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Miss Bint...word of advice (that isn't my usual crock of nonsense). You're probably getting all sorts of mental guys messaging you (with willy pics and what not) because you haven't really don't much with your mail settings. Change it to not accept mails from people who want (or have searched for people who want) intimate encounters. Might be setting the mail settings to not want married men either (as I'd guess they're looking for a bit of rather than deep and meaningful).
I'll get back to talking pish againFormally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
foxc_uk wrote:
And with that, the aspirations of several single males on this forum are dashed Formally known as Coatbridgeguy0 -
Montevideoguy wrote:foxc_uk wrote:
And with that, the aspirations of several single males on this forum are dashed
oops!
Youngest I've been on a date with recently was 26... bless 'im0
