Dating fail!

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  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    This might sound really dumb, but where the hell would I be best looking for a FB ?
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,719
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    This might sound really dumb, but where the hell would I be best looking for a FB ?
    As others have said, make sure that's what you really, really want first.

    Otherwise, it's just bloody annoying to those of us who do.
  • Ryan Jones
    Ryan Jones Posts: 775
    Sounds like a plan, have female friends for the company without the agenda then a FB just to keep it well oiled 8)
  • Gazlar
    Gazlar Posts: 8,083
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    This might sound really dumb, but where the hell would I be best looking for a FB ?

    as in the other post, Blast Off ( yow am in wolve ay ya ode pal?)
    Mountain biking is like sex.......more fun when someone else is getting hurt
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  • montevideoguy
    montevideoguy Posts: 2,271
    Gazlar wrote:
    Ryan Jones wrote:
    This might sound really dumb, but where the hell would I be best looking for a FB ?

    as in the other post, Blast Off ( yow am in wolve ay ya ode pal?)


    Go on something like Plenty of Fish but don't say you're looking for a bit of no strings sexy time. Most women on that will do anything you want but they don't like to admit that (even to themselves). When with them though, be honest you don't want anything serious...otherwise you end up opening a can of worms
    Formally known as Coatbridgeguy
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    That POF site is mental. Sompe proper weridos. I don't know anyone who has been on there who has met anyone remotely normal. I got loads of messages with pics of blockes kn0bs and asking what they had to do to get me into bed, or written in txt spk lyk this, or even worse both! And oh sooooooo many mingers urgh.
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    In other news, Man 3 has now been removed from the picture! I played on how it messed me up seeing my ex last week (which it did a little to be fair) he said he thinks I need time to get over him before getting involved with someone else.

    1 down.......2 to go :lol:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    one ex,
    one down,
    two to go...

    Incredible, exactly how hot are you..
  • kona_matt
    kona_matt Posts: 475
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    one ex,
    one down,
    two to go...

    and she's on here moaning! :roll:
    FCN 9 - 2008 Kona Cinder Cone
    FCN 9 - Custom Build On-One 456
    FCN 5 - 2010 Boardman Team Carbon
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Hmm I must be pretty lucky with POF, I get the occasional minger message me, but no freaks... So far! Certainly no c0ck pics (thank Dawkins) I have met some very nice guys, just not many that I get the spark of attraction I need.
    I think it's about how your profile comes across sometimes
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    one ex,
    one down,
    two to go...

    Incredible, exactly how hot are you..

    she's got a nice ass if i remember the pics correctly? :wink::lol:
  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    welshkev wrote:
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    one ex,
    one down,
    two to go...

    Incredible, exactly how hot are you..

    she's got a nice ass if i remember the pics correctly? :wink::lol:

    But the links in your sig only go to bikes (nice that they are), not a pert bottom!
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    ask her nicely i'm sure she'll show them again :lol:
  • GhallTN6
    GhallTN6 Posts: 505
    welshkev wrote:
    ask her nicely i'm sure she'll show them again :lol:

    Ah, I get it now why everyone is pretending to be the slowest and most unfit rider for the Crudcatcher Afan meet, they all want to be behind the behind of Miss B

    By the way, I am extremely unfit and slow, and will surely be slower than Miss B if I manage to get to Afan on said event :roll:
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    kona_matt wrote:
    GhallTN6 wrote:
    one ex,
    one down,
    two to go...

    and she's on here moaning! :roll:

    I'm a woman, it's what we do :twisted:
    However, it's not quite like that. Man 3, I think, is the only one that was interested in me as in wanted a gf, I just wasn't bothered about him and he wouldn't take the hint!
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Hmm I must be pretty lucky with POF, I get the occasional minger message me, but no freaks... So far! Certainly no c0ck pics (thank Dawkins) I have met some very nice guys, just not many that I get the spark of attraction I need.
    I think it's about how your profile comes across sometimes


    Haha, I have no idea how mine comes across. I just go on there to laugh at the ridiculous messages these days. I don't really intend meeting any guys from it judging by the quality of the messages I have received!

    Maybe I should post you a link so you can all rip the pi$$ out of it??!!! hmmm...............
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    MissBint37 wrote:
    we were having sex again



    POIDH


    BTW, Your a whore. But I do feel sorry for you, I really do... it must be hard to mess 2, or maybe 3 guys around all at once... how DO you keep up?!
    I like bikes and stuff
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    joshtp wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    we were having sex again



    POIDH


    BTW, Your a whore. But I do feel sorry for you, I really do... it must be hard to mess 2, or maybe 3 guys around all at once... how DO you keep up?!

    I think you meant You're .......

    And I'm not a whore, I don't charge.....I did get a 50p tip once though :wink:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    joshtp wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    we were having sex again



    POIDH


    BTW, Your a whore. But I do feel sorry for you, I really do... it must be hard to mess 2, or maybe 3 guys around all at once... how DO you keep up?!

    Lol
  • kona_matt
    kona_matt Posts: 475
    joshtp wrote:
    Your a whore.

    if you're going to throw insults at least have the decency to spell correctly.
    FCN 9 - 2008 Kona Cinder Cone
    FCN 9 - Custom Build On-One 456
    FCN 5 - 2010 Boardman Team Carbon
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    MissBint37 wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Hmm I must be pretty lucky with POF, I get the occasional minger message me, but no freaks... So far! Certainly no c0ck pics (thank Dawkins) I have met some very nice guys, just not many that I get the spark of attraction I need.
    I think it's about how your profile comes across sometimes


    Haha, I have no idea how mine comes across. I just go on there to laugh at the ridiculous messages these days. I don't really intend meeting any guys from it judging by the quality of the messages I have received!

    Maybe I should post you a link so you can all rip the pi$$ out of it??!!! hmmm...............

    If you do it I will.. lol
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    foxc_uk wrote:
    MissBint37 wrote:
    foxc_uk wrote:
    Hmm I must be pretty lucky with POF, I get the occasional minger message me, but no freaks... So far! Certainly no c0ck pics (thank Dawkins) I have met some very nice guys, just not many that I get the spark of attraction I need.
    I think it's about how your profile comes across sometimes


    Haha, I have no idea how mine comes across. I just go on there to laugh at the ridiculous messages these days. I don't really intend meeting any guys from it judging by the quality of the messages I have received!

    Maybe I should post you a link so you can all rip the pi$$ out of it??!!! hmmm...............

    If you do it I will.. lol

    do it, do it, i need a laugh :lol:
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    I haven't looked at my own profile in ages, could be a bit embarrassing!
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    I just looked at my profile for the first time in forever too....not the best pictures etc but....

    http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile ... d=13114021

    But to brighten a dull day at work....I will take one for the team :lol:
    I have a feeling this is going to be brutal, lett the pi$$ taking commence:
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • foxc_uk
    foxc_uk Posts: 1,292
    Team of 2

    Go on, do your worst guys!

    http://www.plentyoffish.com/member23692841.htm
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I just looked at my profile for the first time in forever too....not the best pictures etc but....

    http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile ... d=13114021

    But to brighten a dull day at work....I will take one for the team :lol:
    I have a feeling this is going to be brutal, lett the pi$$ taking commence:
    I clicked on the link, and the first thing I see is a picture of you with the words..
    100% free
    3 million visitors per day

    Are you SURE you're not a whore? :shock:
  • welshkev
    welshkev Posts: 9,690
    ooohhhkay,

    so you're a hyper active, alcoholic, tomboy who likes to hurt herself....sum you up? :lol:
  • MissBint37
    MissBint37 Posts: 1,503
    MissBint37 wrote:
    I just looked at my profile for the first time in forever too....not the best pictures etc but....

    http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile ... d=13114021

    But to brighten a dull day at work....I will take one for the team :lol:
    I have a feeling this is going to be brutal, lett the pi$$ taking commence:
    I clicked on the link, and the first thing I see is a picture of you with the words..
    100% free
    3 million visitors per day

    Are you SURE you're not a whore? :shock:

    My boss is now wondering what I am laughing at :?
    Ride it like you stole it!
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,665
    Then my work here is done! :lol:
  • No pert bum but VERY hot!

    If only i was single . . . . :,-(

    Oh and can i have your recipe for roast veg cous cous and spicy tomato sauce? forgot to ask on the other thread.
    If in doubt - flat out!