Dating fail!

MissBint37

So yes, as I predicted I got dumped by the boy I was seeing for a while.......(man 1 for those of you who read the dating thread...not man 2 like I said before).
AGAIN
ffs

angry_bird

Was man 2 the stupid hot guy who wanted a threesome? In which case you should have listened to Gaz and gone for man 1.

sheepsteeth

he probably found out you were trying to have a go on man 2.

i know what i would think about someone who did that.

MissBint37

I meant man 1 I think, he was the non assertive one, not the 3some one. My brain isn't working!

Raymondavalon

Dammit woman.. it's a typical girl thing, fall for the guy who'll treat you like poo!
Meanwhile close by there's some guy who'd swim oceans, cross deserts and climb mountains for you and you don't even notice him..

Relax cycle sister, true love will pounce upon you like Tigger when you very least expect it.

Raymondavalon

Angry Bird wrote:

Was man 2 the stupid hot guy who wanted a threesome? In which case you should have listened to Gaz and gone for man 1.

You should told him you were schizophrenic before putting out and that way he could have had is [pseudo] threesome with you

angry_bird

MissBint37 wrote:

I meant man 1 I think, he was the non assertive one. My brain isn't working!

Was he the gay one?

What happened to the threesome guy?

MissBint37

Raymondavalon wrote:

Angry Bird wrote:

Was man 2 the stupid hot guy who wanted a threesome? In which case you should have listened to Gaz and gone for man 1.

You should told him you were schizophrenic before putting out and that way he could have had is [pseudo] threesome with you

No no, it was man 1, the nice non assertive one, I'm changing the first post to man 1!!!

nicklouse

MissBint37


you are amazing.

thanks you.

MissBint37

nicklouse wrote:

MissBint37


you are amazing.

thanks you.

And that comment of course in no way reflects on the pictures on my facebook on which you and MattR were commenting?????

Kitty

At least you've got man two left to play with?

My plan is at the moment, stuff men, if they like me they can do all the work for once.

Edit: Yeah that was a stupid mistake!

supersonic

My plan is at the moment, screw men,

Yep, we usually like that bit.

MissBint37

Kitty wrote:

At least you've got man two left to play with?

My plan is at the moment, screw men, if they like me they can do all the work for once.

Yes, haha, perhaps I should text him. Although tbh I think that spells disaster also!

Raymondavalon

Kitty wrote:

screw men, if they like me they can do all the work for once.

I sense a contradiction in that statement..

ollie_lucas1985

Kitty wrote:

At least you've got man two left to play with?

My plan is at the moment, screw men, if they like me they can do all the work for once.

Hows that working out for ya..?

nicklouse

MissBint37 wrote:

nicklouse wrote:

MissBint37


you are amazing.

thanks you.

And that comment of course in no way reflects on the pictures on my facebook on which you and MattR were commenting?????

Moi? Never.



Maybe.

angry_bird

Kitty wrote:

My plan is at the moment, screw men.

What? Just as many men as possible? Seems a bit slutty if I'm honest :roll:

Kitty

Angry Bird wrote:

Kitty wrote:

My plan is at the moment, screw men.

What? Just as many men as possible? Seems a bit slutty if I'm honest :roll:

Sadly, I'm a good catholic girl.

angry_bird

Kitty wrote:

Angry Bird wrote:

Kitty wrote:

My plan is at the moment, screw men.

What? Just as many men as possible? Seems a bit slutty if I'm honest :roll:

Sadly, I'm a good catholic girl.

I used to (well I was supposed to) have a catholic teacher, she was usually off on maternity leave.

Briggo

Give it up and become a prozzy.

MissBint37

Hmm I have given up several times, then I get 'talked into' dating other men by friends, then it ends in fail. I'm too much like one of the boys, always a mate, never a lover I think!

weeksy59

are you doing the sexy underwear and high heels thing ?

If you turn up in a tracksuit carrying a 6 pack and a bag of Doritios it's never going to go well.

VWsurfbum

weeksy59 wrote:

are you doing the sexy underwear and high heels thing ?

If you turn up in a tracksuit carrying a 6 pack and a bag of Doritios it's never going to go well.

are you joking? that sounds like my perfect woman?

MissBint37

Actually, I think thats what made me dump him!

Friday night, he came to see me after work and I was mad panicking that I had a hen do to attend on Saturday night which I thought was the following week but wasn't leaving me a day to pull together an ensemble.

So I told him he had to help me, so I tried on an outfit....basically whale net stockings, suspenders, frilly knickers, a red corset and pvc bra and 6 1/4" heel mary jane shoes....that's it,.........and he didn't jump on me. We sat having a conversation for about an hour with me in this attire. Eventually...he did but seriously, an hour!

Then I sent him a pic we took on Sat night and he didn't message me back I suspected then something was afoot, and what a surprise......Monday comes, dumped.com

VWsurfbum

Gee Aee Why

Kaise

hmm Man 1 was gay as expected then!

As someone that was always a mate and never the lover, for a very long time, i have one peice of advice. Stop looking, start doing you're own thing and if you see a man you like, give him a few signs, nothing major and then wait for him to chase you.

and seriously, 1 hour, this guy needs his head checking!!!

I would still steer clear of man 2 through he might be riddle with bad aids if he is a "man about town"

weeksy59

MissBint37 wrote:

Actually, I think thats what made me dump him!

Friday night, he came to see me after work and I was mad panicking that I had a hen do to attend on Saturday night which I thought was the following week but wasn't leaving me a day to pull together an ensemble.

So I told him he had to help me, so I tried on an outfit....basically whale net stockings, suspenders, frilly knickers, a red corset and pvc bra and 6 1/4" heel mary jane shoes....that's it,.........and he didn't jump on me. We sat having a conversation for about an hour with me in this attire. Eventually...he did but seriously, an hour!

Then I sent him a pic we took on Sat night and he didn't message me back I suspected then something was afoot, and what a surprise......Monday comes, dumped.com

I supposed a pic is out of the question ?

:twisted:

cat_with_no_tail

weeksy59 wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

Actually,[snip]....

I supposed a pic is out of the question ?

:twisted:

Why do you want a pic of Man #1? You looking to give him a call?

MissBint37

weeksy59 wrote:

MissBint37 wrote:

Actually, I think thats what made me dump him!

Friday night, he came to see me after work and I was mad panicking that I had a hen do to attend on Saturday night which I thought was the following week but wasn't leaving me a day to pull together an ensemble.

So I told him he had to help me, so I tried on an outfit....basically whale net stockings, suspenders, frilly knickers, a red corset and pvc bra and 6 1/4" heel mary jane shoes....that's it,.........and he didn't jump on me. We sat having a conversation for about an hour with me in this attire. Eventually...he did but seriously, an hour!

Then I sent him a pic we took on Sat night and he didn't message me back I suspected then something was afoot, and what a surprise......Monday comes, dumped.com

I supposed a pic is out of the question ?

:twisted:

Already been tagged on facebook! So my facebook stalkers can have a look haha

weeksy59

i don't do facebook. I'm an IT nerd and have more to do with my life than facebook.

Sadly it means on this occasion i'm missing out but 99.99% of the time i'm not.

Gazlar

Sounds like you were too much to handle for him, what you need to find is man 1.5, somewhere in the middle of these too, or kitty is still free and she's a good catholic girl (and we all know what that means..........filthy) just kidding guys.

We should set up a crudcatcher blind dating thread, not setting up crudders, but setting up lonely crudders with single friends, lets just check my phone

Do you like guys who look like they have mild downs syndrome?