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  • invincible
    invincible Posts: 154
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Cressers wrote:
    How many pairs of shoes are enough for a woman?

    One pair of converse about does it for me

    DD

    i feel like a right tart now having just ordered my 6th pair :lol:
  • invincible
    invincible Posts: 154
    bompington wrote:
    izza wrote:
    On meeting a girl in a bar who told me that if I was the last person on earth she still wouldn't shag me, I replied "But who's be there to stop me?"

    Unanswerable - and it wiped the smug smile off her face.
    You hero!

    i read that on sickipedia....
  • ThanksBye
    ThanksBye Posts: 519
    AndyF16 wrote:

    My question is seedless grapes - how do they grow more?!

    Because they are not treuly seedless
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Do buurds from Rutland give it up on the first date?
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Do buurds from Rutland give it up on the first date?

    I'm sure Flash will tell you...

    DD
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  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    Gentlemen never tell.




    "Well anyway after I f.................... err no best let that one alone :twisted:
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Flasheart wrote:
    Gentlemen never tell.




    "Well anyway after I f.................... err no best let that one alone :twisted:

    I might though...

    DD
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  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    If a lesbian has long fingers, does that mean she is well hung?
  • brin
    brin Posts: 1,122
    Why is 'Mr Universe' always won by a human?

    Why a boxing 'Ring'?

    Why does the 'World' series in Baseball only contain American teams?
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    brin wrote:
    Why does the 'World' series in Baseball only contain American teams?

    This one I can answer. It is because it was sponsored by The World newspaper but it is taken the wrong way. On both sides of the Atlantic.

    Another one.

    If a man buys a woman lingerie for Valentines, who is he really buying it for?
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • schweiz
    schweiz Posts: 1,644
    daviesee wrote:
    brin wrote:
    Why does the 'World' series in Baseball only contain American teams?

    This one I can answer. It is because it was sponsored by The World newspaper but it is taken the wrong way. On both sides of the Atlantic.

    Not according to the oracle that is Wikipedia:



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Series
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  • AndyD2574
    AndyD2574 Posts: 1,034
    Where do all the people who go on channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies / Illness hide after the show???
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  • Sirius631
    Sirius631 Posts: 991
    daviesee wrote:
    If a man buys a woman lingerie for Valentines, who is he really buying it for?

    The postman?
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  • Ber Nard
    Ber Nard Posts: 827
    AndyD2574 wrote:
    Where do all the people who go on channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies / Illness hide after the show???

    If you're too embarrassed to go to your GP about your illness, why would you go on TV with it?
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    schweiz wrote:
    daviesee wrote:
    brin wrote:
    Why does the 'World' series in Baseball only contain American teams?

    This one I can answer. It is because it was sponsored by The World newspaper but it is taken the wrong way. On both sides of the Atlantic.

    Not according to the oracle that is Wikipedia:



    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Series

    Well, there you go. Totally mugged by an urban myth :oops:
    I did check other sources as Wikipedia is not 100% accurate.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Ber Nard wrote:
    AndyD2574 wrote:
    Where do all the people who go on channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies / Illness hide after the show???

    If you're too embarrassed to go to your GP about your illness, why would you go on TV with it?

    Money.
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  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    brin wrote:
    Why is 'Mr Universe' always won by a human?

    Why a boxing 'Ring'?

    Why does the 'World' series in Baseball only contain American teams?
    1) Don't know
    2) Don't know
    3) Because it was originally sponsored by a newspaper called 'The World'
    :D
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  • davesvord
    davesvord Posts: 80
    Why when you put a flake in an ice cream is it called a 99???
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    edited February 2011
    MattC59 wrote:
    brin wrote:
    Why is 'Mr Universe' always won by a human?

    Why a boxing 'Ring'?

    Why does the 'World' series in Baseball only contain American teams?
    1) Don't know
    2) Don't know
    3) Because it was originally sponsored by a newspaper called 'The World'
    :D

    Wow, as far as not reading above posts goes that was really bad!

    The reason it's called the world series is because it was the World Championship Series and was intended that all baseball playing nations would enter their champion teams to take part. When it was created the only major baseball nation was the USA and due to their two league set up they effectively had two USA Champions so they began the World Championship Series as a game between them. There was (apparently) full intention to allow other nations to join the world series at a later date when a nation was of a good enough standard but AFAIK no-one has ever asked to join and now with over 100 years of only USA teams playing it is held in the public view as simply a USA only event.
  • Squillinossett
    Squillinossett Posts: 1,678
    davesvord wrote:
    Why when you put a flake in an ice cream is it called a 99???

    I thought this was due to the fact they cost 99p (or at leased used too)
  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    davesvord wrote:
    Why when you put a flake in an ice cream is it called a 99???

    technically yes but they are no longer sold for 99p :(
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,264
    Ollieda wrote:
    ......no-one has ever asked to join and now with over 100 years of only USA teams playing it is held in the public view as simply a USA only event.

    Really pedantic point: Toronto Blue Jays aren't American (and they've won the World Series twice).
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  • Ollieda
    Ollieda Posts: 1,010
    ha, fair enough, hence the AFAIK bit. I was tempted to have a look through previous winners but then decided I couldn't be bothered as someone would point out the exception.

    Question is: do they play as part of the a American leagues or have they played in the world series as "Champions of Canada" as opposed to "Champions of the United States"
    ?
  • Weejie54
    Weejie54 Posts: 750
    Ollieda wrote:


    technically yes but they are no longer sold for 99p Sad

    Considering that Flakes were being sold as "99 flakes" in the Thirties, it strikes me as odd that people would know that "99p" would come to be a feasible price in the Seventies.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/5223328.stm
  • Flasheart
    Flasheart Posts: 1,278
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Flasheart wrote:
    Gentlemen never tell.




    "Well anyway after I f.................... err no best let that one alone :twisted:

    I might though...

    DD

    :?: You're gonna "give it up" or tell?

    I meant to ask you that one earlier girl :?
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  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    Flasheart wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Flasheart wrote:
    Gentlemen never tell.




    "Well anyway after I f.................... err no best let that one alone :twisted:

    I might though...

    DD

    :?: You're gonna "give it up" or tell?

    I meant to ask you that one earlier girl :?

    She's busy trying to work out which hair colour is most beneficial at the moment! Tread carefuly, you may find out she's really ginger!!
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  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Aggieboy wrote:
    Flasheart wrote:
    DIESELDOG wrote:
    Flasheart wrote:
    Gentlemen never tell.




    "Well anyway after I f.................... err no best let that one alone :twisted:

    I might though...

    DD

    :?: You're gonna "give it up" or tell?

    I meant to ask you that one earlier girl :?

    She's busy trying to work out which hair colour is most beneficial at the moment! Tread carefuly, you may find out she's really ginger!!

    Now look boys, I can't afford to be losing drinks over the keyboard...

    Love n hugs

    DD
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  • TuckerUK
    TuckerUK Posts: 369
    In mid-winter, when you're wearing 5 layers scarf and hat, do shops have the heating on full?

    Ditto in summer when you're wearing shorts sandles and a tank top, why do they have the aircon at max?

    Don't they want shoppers to be comfortable and stay inside?
    "Coming through..."
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    Ollieda wrote:
    ha, fair enough, hence the AFAIK bit. I was tempted to have a look through previous winners but then decided I couldn't be bothered as someone would point out the exception.

    Question is: do they play as part of the a American leagues or have they played in the world series as "Champions of Canada" as opposed to "Champions of the United States"
    ?

    They play in the same league, as does (or did?) a Montreal team. There may well be others.

    Fair to say it is a North American league though.
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • brin
    brin Posts: 1,122
    Why do people post threads on forums saying they have ££££££kkks to spend on a bike but want advice as to which one? If they have that much money and don't know themselves they shouldn't be buying one!

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