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  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Whatever happened to dog poo that was white?
  • Ber Nard
    Ber Nard Posts: 827
    If John and Edward are Jedward and Susan Boyle is Subo, What does that make Pete Doherty?
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Ber Nard wrote:
    If John and Edward are Jedward and Susan Boyle is Subo, What does that make Pete Doherty?

    Or Doherty, Peter even.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,662
    Is it possible to knit in outer space? Or while wearing boxing gloves?

    What percentage of sharks only take part in a feeding frenzy due to peer group pressure?

    Can you ski through a revolving door?
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,241
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Whatever happened to dog poo that was white?

    One theory says that the decline of the local butcher shops means that there are no longer butchers giving out bones for dogs to gnaw on, which is what made the poo white in the first place.

    This may be complete BS. I'm not a vet.
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • Stick8267
    Stick8267 Posts: 154
    Why does mineral water filtered through limestone for 2000 years have a sell by date?
  • AndyF16
    AndyF16 Posts: 506
    Why is phonetically spelled with a PH?
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    2011 Enigma Echo 57cm in naked Ti
    2009 Orange G2 19" in, erm orange
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,241
    Why do the 'guests' on the Jeremy Kyle Show think their appearance is going to help in any way?
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • invincible
    invincible Posts: 154
    which is better....

    shimano or campagnolo?

    :oops: :oops: :oops:
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    invincible wrote:
    which is better....

    shimano or campagnolo?

    :oops: :oops: :oops:

    Sram.

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

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  • Cressers
    Cressers Posts: 1,329
    Which would prevail, the irresistable force or the immovable object?
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    What's the actual exposure involved in a CDO cubed product?
    _
  • brin
    brin Posts: 1,122
    How deep would the oceans actually be if it wasn't for all the sponges on the sea bed?
  • EssieP
    EssieP Posts: 25
    BenBlyth wrote:
    Can dogs look up?
    Mine does- she looks for squirrels to bark at.
  • EssieP
    EssieP Posts: 25
    Cornerblock wrote:
    Whatever happened to dog poo that was white?
    Dog food manufacturers are not allowed to put bone-meal in dogfood anymore (since the BSE scare). There is less calcium in dog food now, so no more white poo after the rain.
  • davesvord
    davesvord Posts: 80
    How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work???
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    daviesee wrote:
    MattC59 wrote:
    Should helmets be compulsory ?

    Is WD40 a suitable chain lube ?

    You have either

    A) Not been on here long enough.

    or

    B) Been on here too long.

    :wink::wink::wink::wink:

    Edit:- And I raise you; Is RLJing safe?

    'B' I'm afraid :wink:
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    Faith is the denial of observation so that Belief can be preserved
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    What's the actual exposure involved in a CDO cubed product?
    It seems that for the bankers, not much.
    For those of us who have had to bail them out (i.e. the taxpayers) it seems to be quite a lot.
  • edhornby
    edhornby Posts: 1,780
    edited February 2011
    RichN95 wrote:
    Why do the 'guests' on the Jeremy Kyle Show think their appearance is going to help in any way?

    they get paid - and then get professional counselling afterwards

    [edit] still a load of bull though, wouldn't surprise me if there are actors involved or scripts... I've never watched it and quite proud that I've avoided
    "I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, how good is that"
    --Jens Voight
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    bompington wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    What's the actual exposure involved in a CDO cubed product?
    It seems that for the bankers, not much.
    For those of us who have had to bail them out (i.e. the taxpayers) it seems to be quite a lot.

    (The tax payer only actually bailed out RBS on the IB side, and gave a little free capital to BarCap).

    From the guys I've spoken to who were involved in CDOs, the people making them were barely able to undetstand them.
    _
  • CyclingBantam
    CyclingBantam Posts: 1,299
    RichN95 wrote:
    BenBlyth wrote:
    Can dogs look up?

    They seem to manage ok

    25420-animal-bedford-thrift-end-farm-canine-centre-dog-looking-up.jpg

    That is pointing its head up. Can they look up though.

    If a dog in in the opticians and gets told look up, can it? It's snout should remain horizontal.

    Who's dog has glasses? Someone must be able to answer this.
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    What's so strange about being head over heels? I do a lot of my standing up in exactly that position.
    Looking for a cycling buddy?
  • Cressers
    Cressers Posts: 1,329
    How many pairs of shoes are enough for a woman?
  • DIESELDOG
    DIESELDOG Posts: 2,087
    Cressers wrote:
    How many pairs of shoes are enough for a woman?

    One pair of converse about does it for me

    DD
    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    www.onemanandhisbike.co.uk
  • izza
    izza Posts: 1,561
    On meeting a girl in a bar who told me that if I was the last person on earth she still wouldn't shag me, I replied "But who's be there to stop me?"

    Unanswerable - and it wiped the smug smile off her face.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    izza wrote:
    On meeting a girl in a bar who told me that if I was the last person on earth she still wouldn't shag me, I replied "But who's be there to stop me?"

    Unanswerable - and it wiped the smug smile off her face.
    You hero!
  • MaxwellBygraves
    MaxwellBygraves Posts: 1,353
    Why, that in the latest edition of Pro Cycling, does the 'Vitus Razor' bike advertised in the double page spread in the front of the mag have no seatstays in the picture? :D
    "That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! " - Homer
  • AndyF16
    AndyF16 Posts: 506
    davesvord wrote:
    How does the man who drives the snow plough get to work???

    easy - he takes it home with him the night before :P
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    2011 Enigma Echo 57cm in naked Ti
    2009 Orange G2 19" in, erm orange
  • forestdwelling_gibbon
    forestdwelling_gibbon Posts: 59
    Nuggs wrote:
    Why is there always more up than down on a ride?

    In terms of time there will always seem to be more up than down as it takes a lot longer to go up a hill of the same size than down it.

    Can't help with the headwind question. Possibly it is the good Lord trying to get us to train harder??
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  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    forestdwelling_gibbon wrote:
    Nuggs wrote:
    Why is there always more up than down on a ride?

    In terms of time there will always seem to be more up than down as it takes a lot longer to go up a hill of the same size than down it.

    Can't help with the headwind question.

    Same reason. Takes longer to ride a certain distance in a headwind as you're going slower than average, shorter with a tailwind as you're going faster than average.
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