un-answerable questions

DCowling
DCowling Posts: 769
edited May 2011 in The bottom bracket
Do my biro's and my missing socks disapear to the same place
I even have all the same type of sock to get round this, yet after a month the numbers seem to settle back to the origional amount with the obligatory couple with a hole in.
And my desk seems to have a plthora of pen lids, but try and find a pen !! :roll:

any more ?
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    ilm_zero7 Posts: 2,213
    are'nt these mysteries in the same category as:

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  • daccordimark
    daccordimark Posts: 68
    Felt so Good wrote:
    are'nt these mysteries in the same category as:

    What is the little pocket of the right-hand side of a pair of jeans?

    It's a condom pocket.
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  • schweiz
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    Felt so Good wrote:
    When you squeeze a tube of toothpaste, how does it come out in three perfect stripes?
    The colours are in seperated sections of the tube by the neck. The coloured sections have a small hole in them by the nozzle of the tube and are open at the other end. As the white toothpaste is squeezed it also pushes up against the coloured paste and the coloured pas is squeezed through a the small hole. As the the white paste comes out of the nozzle drags the coloured paste with it. Apparently!
    Felt so Good wrote:
    On staplers, in the bit that bends the staples inwards, there is also a bit that bends the staples outwards. Why? Is it used for anything?

    I use it when I know I may want to remove the staple. It pulls out easily when the prongs are splayed outwards.
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,241
    edited February 2011
    Felt so Good wrote:
    When your mobile phone has no reception and you're unable to make any calls, how come you're still able to make Emergency Calls Only?

    How do Chinese people type on a keyboard? Their alphabet has hundreds of characters.

    You can't. However, if you have 'no service' rather than 'no reception', it uses one of the other providers.

    With liberal use of the shift, alt and control keys. Each key has four characters on it.
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  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    edited February 2011
    MattC59 wrote:
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    You have either

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    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Why don't the people on Eastenders ever watch Telly?

    They do, but it's not shown as it's not one of the highlights of the day. However, one character got in trouble for watching Corrie on his laptop

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    Felt so Good wrote:
    What is the little pocket of the right-hand side of a pair of jeans?

    Originally it was designed to be for your pocket watch. Now days different companies called it different things - Levi being known for calling it the condom pocket!

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  • mattshrops
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    TLDNMCL wrote:
    Why does the drunken idiotic stranger always feel compelled to talk to me in the pub?

    Cos it takes one to know one :lol:
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    TLDNMCL wrote:
    Why does the drunken idiotic stranger always feel compelled to talk to me in the pub?

    I was only trying to be friendly :oops:
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    TLDNMCL wrote:
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    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Why don't the people on Eastenders ever watch Telly?

    Or take a dump ?
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    TLDNMCL wrote:
    Why does the drunken idiotic stranger always feel compelled to talk to me in the pub?
    you know you? you know you right? i f@@king love you
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  • RichN95.
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    *AL* wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Why don't the people on Eastenders ever watch Telly?

    Or take a dump ?

    That's nothing compared to Jack Bauer. 24 hours without eating, peeing or dumping. Remarkable!
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    northernneil wrote:
    who would buy this ?

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    I would - if it came with a .177 airpistol and LOTS of pellets :evil:

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    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Why don't the people on Eastenders ever watch Telly?

    It would be too much like the Royale Family.
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  • Sirius631
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    *AL* wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Why don't the people on Eastenders ever watch Telly?

    Or take a dump ?

    Then it would be like Big Brother.
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