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  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    First cycle commute in two weeks. Still can't put the foot in a road shoe, but managed fine today on the hybrid. Gorgeous weather, lovely pootle in civvies. Glad to be off PT :)
  • jonny_trousers
    jonny_trousers Posts: 3,588
    Mr Sworld wrote:
    Women in tight shorts on a bike.

    Mmmmmm..... :twisted:

    Yep, my first anti-rant is that I was forced to follow behind a girl in tight, velour shorts yesterday. I would have overtaken quicker, honest, had I not suddenly found it rather awkward to pedal.

    The second is me finally getting out and following the Dulwich Paragon Saturday route yesterday. Fan-bloody-tastic! I can't remember the name of the road, but the one sweeping down just after Downe had me laughing it was so fun.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    I've cycled every day this week on the Madone. My legs are killing me. I'm knackered and we're doing the canal path run (up along the Trent from Sawley) tomorrow, both ways - 18 miles.

    I'm LOVING it!

    (of course, we're stopping off at one of the Canal / Riverside pubs on the way home tomorrow....)
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,692
    Loving the weather too. Went for a pub wobble last night. Slightly shorter route than the usual so 5 pubs in 9 miles almost entirely off road. Richmond Riverside was rather busy and the Roebuck had lots of interesting beers on.
    Slightly foggy head this morning, but well worth it.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,644
    Beers @ Canary Wharf before lunch, in the sun. Good job, need to work on my forehead tan.

    A little wasted as result. This afternoon should be entertaining...
  • Applespider
    Applespider Posts: 506
    Great defensive driving by a Texaco HGV driver tonight. He passed me on the South Circular giving me oodles of room and then 100m up the road when he got to the junction, he stopped with his wheels almost touching the kerb. Not even the most idiotic of nodders would have attempted going up the side; I thought it was a really good bit of defensive driving. It's a pity that the Conroy dumper that came up behind me just afterwards couldn't have learned something from him.
  • Initialised
    Initialised Posts: 3,047
    The CycleStreets android app may be slow to load maps and be a bit clunkly and unreliable when you're out in the 3G less wilds but it give you routes you might not know existed!
    I used to just ride my bike to work but now I find myself going out looking for bigger and bigger hills.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Cactus Jack Marguerita in a 70Cl bottle at 10% and £4.09 from ASDA.

    Cuervo Gold and fresh juices it aint.

    Marinated in the freezer for a coupla hours and poured into a lowball glass with a salt crusted rim and a freshly squozen lime slice on an evening like this?

    That'll do pig, that'll do.

    One clink in the recycling bin, second one due any time soon :-D
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Clink.

    That ish all
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,644
    Lovely commute in. No SCR. Civies. No rucksack. No helmet. Bliss. S'like it was when I was growing up.
  • reformedfatty
    reformedfatty Posts: 543
    Just generally a cracking week of putting in great rides and runs including a new PB whilst managing to not pig out too much.

    That said, I must have been pigging out because I don't think I can pass for 12.5 stone anymore, its definately closer to 13. Mirror check says no difference so it must be extra muscle. maybe.
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    18 ride in this morning along the canal path to Nottingham and loop back South to work - that in itself is worthy of an anti-rant as it was glorious, just perfect.

    However, just to add silliness to the sublime - my cycling mate decided to loop through the BMX track in the local park before getting to work.

    So now I have video footage of two fat middle-aged blokes tearing round a BMX track on CX bikes :lol::lol:

    There's definitely something to be said for just not caring :D
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Sitting in the garden in the sun with dead bottles of Biere des Flandres building up (2.8% so the human body is incapable of consuming enough to get pished before requiring racehorse grade, er, pishing) and I notice that a family of what my birdwatching friend would call LBJs are nesting in my eaves.

    This apparently stands for Little Brown Jobs in the birding community, but I have named it (or them, no idea if I'm watching more than one bird going in and out) Lyndon :-D

    And there is a large joint of Silverside slow roasting on a bed of shallots in the oven.

    Today is nice. And my diary is full for the whole of next week so I will not be going into the office but rather having pleasant and short meetings with nice people and wafting between them with the windows down and good chunes on the stereo.
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • SimonAH
    SimonAH Posts: 3,730
    Talking of good chunage by the way, Absolute Radio 60s on the digital radio is fanbloodytastic - the perfect soundtrack to a sunny afternoon. Even though it's a commercial station the only commercials seem to be for Absolute radio - and not many of those either.
    FCN 5 belt driven fixie for city bits
    CAADX 105 beastie for bumpy bits
    Litespeed L3 for Strava bits

    Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.
  • suzyb
    suzyb Posts: 3,449
    Did a longer route tonight but still somehow had an average speed similar to my usual short route. Think it's the first time I've done >10 miles over 12mph average :D

    There were times it really didn't feel like it mind you :wink:
  • optimisticbiker
    optimisticbiker Posts: 1,657
    After my fettling efforts this weekend, its so nice to ride a bike that doesn't rattle or go 'clonk' on every pothole... and has brakes :) really must do it more often :)
    Invacare Spectra Plus electric wheelchair, max speed 4mph :cry:
  • I had a tyre emergency yesterday evening (see rants!) which required the purchase of a new tyre.

    Closest bike shop was an Evans. Not only did they have the exact tyre I needed in stock, but I was loaned a track pump so I didn't have to struggle with my mini-pump. In actual fact I was one of three people that used the pump during the 15 mins I was there changing the tyre. I'm pretty sure at least one of the three didn't buy anything in the shop either.

    Probably nothing most LBS's wouldn't do I'm sure, but chain stores often get a bad rep for a "computer says no" attitude, so it was refreshing to see some humanity on show.
  • Long_Time_Lurker
    Long_Time_Lurker Posts: 1,068
    I've just had one of those great commuting rides that come around once in a while.
    Great night's sleep, so I had a lot more energy than I thought (so did an extra 5 miles), all of the dog-walkers and joggers wished me a hearty 'good morning', and I counted 4 cars that let me across the road when they had the right of way.
    2007 Felt Q720 (the ratbike)
    2012 Cube Ltd SL (the hardtail XC 26er)
    2014 Lapierre Zesty TR 329 (the full-sus 29er)
  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    Earlier this year my speeds had fallen off a cliff and I thought that my best days were behind me, and I'd better get used to becoming a nodder with a speed limit of ~8mph. Just noticed that my last 3 commutes in have been avg spd of 19+mph, and going home isn't much worse. Yessss!!!! The legs & lungs are back. Clear the roads. :twisted:

    Seriously it's a big relief. I'm officially old this year. I can cope with age, not with being slow.

    Rgds
    Lance.
  • had day off yesterday and did a little 30 miler, taking in apparently the steepest hill in essex north hill, and managed to stay in the big ring all the way up and do it just of 4 and half minutes, which left me in 16th and 26 in two strava segments so was really pleased.

    Also this morning a chap in a golf pulls out in front of me at a road junction, i just wave and shout hello so he knows im there next time, overtook him in traffic, for him to catch me up, wind the window down and beep his horn to says sorry, at least thats what i think he did.
    Sorry its not me it's the bike ;o)

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  • roger_merriman
    roger_merriman Posts: 6,165
    Lovely commute in. No SCR. Civies. No rucksack. No helmet. Bliss. S'like it was when I was growing up.

    Thats my commute! quiet roads then Bushy Park.
  • jedster
    jedster Posts: 1,717
    I was just about to post something very similar to this:
    Earlier this year my speeds had fallen off a cliff and I thought that my best days were behind me, and I'd better get used to becoming a nodder with a speed limit of ~8mph. Just noticed that my last 3 commutes in have been avg spd of 19+mph, and going home isn't much worse. Yessss!!!! The legs & lungs are back. Clear the roads.

    Actually managed close to PB times on two legs Monday and today. I've even got a bit of a cold. Just wait til I shake that off.
    Think it must be the change in the weather...
  • optimisticbiker
    optimisticbiker Posts: 1,657
    jedster wrote:
    I was just about to post something very similar to this:
    Earlier this year my speeds had fallen off a cliff and I thought that my best days were behind me, and I'd better get used to becoming a nodder with a speed limit of ~8mph. Just noticed that my last 3 commutes in have been avg spd of 19+mph, and going home isn't much worse. Yessss!!!! The legs & lungs are back. Clear the roads.

    Actually managed close to PB times on two legs Monday and today. I've even got a bit of a cold. Just wait til I shake that off.
    Think it must be the change in the weather...
    I agree... warm weather helps get muscles awake in the morning. Plus you can over do it too, so a short rest and a few pootles can rejuvenate things.. I've done two PBs this week and my ability to push up hills seems to have been turned up several degrees...
    Invacare Spectra Plus electric wheelchair, max speed 4mph :cry:
  • king_jeffers
    king_jeffers Posts: 694
    Replacing bar tape is a really satisfying job :wink:
  • Mr Sworld
    Mr Sworld Posts: 703
    Replacing bar tape is a really satisfying job :wink:
    This...

    Especially when it matches the saddle colour and blings the bike up!
  • mudcow007
    mudcow007 Posts: 3,861
    coming along the cycle track last night homeward bound, i come around a corner an there is about 30 girls (look like they had just finished gcses or something) all dancing around

    most of them had their tops unbuttoned!? :shock:
    Keeping it classy since '83
  • SickAsAParrot
    SickAsAParrot Posts: 212
    Olympic torch going along some of my commuter route this morning at the same time as my normal commute! Stopped and watched it go past in 4 different places.
  • notsoblue
    notsoblue Posts: 5,756
    Back on the bike after a nasty case of gout, I was worried that it would be permanent damage so its a relief that it looks like I'll be making a full recovery :)
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,644
    notsoblue wrote:
    Back on the bike after a nasty case of gout, I was worried that it would be permanent damage so its a relief that it looks like I'll be making a full recovery :)


    Good to hear it.
  • king_jeffers
    king_jeffers Posts: 694
    mudcow007 wrote:
    coming along the cycle track last night homeward bound, i come around a corner an there is about 30 girls (look like they had just finished gcses or something) all dancing around

    most of them had their tops unbuttoned!? :shock:

    almost choked on my sandwich :lol: