Does Lost_in_thought have a job or sit on BR all day?

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  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    fenners wrote:
    Fenners is in homage to my hero Perry Fenwick AKA Billy Mitchell. I am not new on here I had my last profile removed for a rather risque comment regarding a certain TV sports presenters Vajajay. And whats wrong with Mum jokes they are surely the back bone of Britsh humour?

    with your mum jokes i cant see you new account lasting long.
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  • Harry182
    Harry182 Posts: 1,170
    Right, I thought it somehow might be short for "Jennifer".

    Anyway, I've been thinking about how Fenners might impress LiT and have come up with this: He could try to get her to notice him by scalping her. (IIRC this would be a fairly tall order but one can always try.) But I then had the thought that riding off into the distance wouldn't really provide a very satisfactory introduction.

    This leads to the philosophical question -- While it's a given that acquiring scalps makes you more attractive to byrds, does it make you more attractive to the byrds you scalp???

    Sorry to have gone off topic. Fenners - Best of luck with your pursuit.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    fenners wrote:
    Fenners is in homage to my hero Perry Fenwick AKA Billy Mitchell. I am not new on here I had my last profile removed for a rather risque comment regarding a certain TV sports presenters Vajajay. And whats wrong with Mum jokes they are surely the back bone of Britsh humour?

    Nothing wrong with mum jokes, especially yours, or "Old Mattress-back" as she is known round here. :D
  • fenners
    fenners Posts: 9
    Nice to know her reputation is spreading.

    I dont like scalps but I do collect ears and keep them in a bucket.
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    are these people like gypos or something? Do they just turn up out of nowhere, make a mess and then pi55 off somewhere else...?
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    StuAff wrote:
    _Brun_ wrote:
    No-one starts a pointless argument (or a s***storm) like DDD though :)

    Head over to the Pro Cycling section and check out any post by FrenchFighter. I think he might give DDD a run for his money!
  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    softlad wrote:
    are these people like gypos or something? Do they just turn up out of nowhere, make a mess and then pi55 off somewhere else...?

    Cake Stop has been invaded by the Commuting crowd - that's all.
  • fenners
    fenners Posts: 9
    Do you class my paper orund as commuting as technically I am riding my bike to work?
  • stuaff
    stuaff Posts: 1,736
    Pokerface wrote:
    StuAff wrote:
    _Brun_ wrote:
    No-one starts a pointless argument (or a s***storm) like DDD though :)

    Head over to the Pro Cycling section and check out any post by FrenchFighter. I think he might give DDD a run for his money!

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  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    fenners wrote:
    Nice to know her reputation is spreading.

    I dont like scalps but I do collect ears and keep them in a bucket.

    Like her legs
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  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    fenners wrote:
    Not as hard as your mum bit last night when I smacked her over the back of the head with a wet kipper when she was going down on me.
    The joke`s on you cos his mum`s at least ninety-two.
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • Harry B
    Harry B Posts: 1,239
    fenners wrote:
    Fenners is in homage to my hero Perry Fenwick AKA Billy Mitchell. I am not new on here I had my last profile removed for a rather risque comment regarding a certain TV sports presenters Vajajay. And whats wrong with Mum jokes they are surely the back bone of Britsh humour?

    Your hero is an actor off Eastenders :shock: :shock: Low/no standards there then :roll:
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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    fenners wrote:
    Nice to know her reputation is spreading.

    I dont like scalps but I do collect ears and keep them in a bucket.

    Like her legs

    Well how do you think I got a rich husband AND an easy job?

    :lol:
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    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    dmclite wrote:
    fenners wrote:
    Seeing as I have obviously agitated the LIT fan club I will apologise and bow out gracefully although I would like to add that some of you really need to remove that very thin road bike saddle from your lycra clad A Holes and get a sense of humour.

    PS - Roadies suck!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


    You ARE a funny guy, you bit SO HARD

    I may be getting this totally wrong; but isn't fenners the bait and arn't you the one biting in this instance?
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  • Pokerface
    Pokerface Posts: 7,960
    So who in Commuting has been banned recently? Probably for some wayward comment made in the general direction of LiT?
  • softlad
    softlad Posts: 3,513
    why would people want to talk about commuting..??

    Surely such a mundane and functional activity is not worthy of discussion. I went to the toilet earlier, but it's not something I feel like discussing on the internet......
  • Harry182
    Harry182 Posts: 1,170
    1 or 2?

    Oh, right. Never mind.
  • Chip \'oyler
    Chip \'oyler Posts: 2,323
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    Chip \'oyler wrote:
    fenners wrote:
    Nice to know her reputation is spreading.

    I dont like scalps but I do collect ears and keep them in a bucket.

    Like her legs

    Well how do you think I got a rich husband AND an easy job?

    :lol:

    Wasn't aimed at you :oops: Was aimed at Fenner's mum
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  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    I always thought Cake Stop could be a bit, ahem, idiosyncratic but it's nowt compared to the other places is it? There's a world of 'internetz drama' out there. I'm staying here with mundane observations, girls in lycra shorts and discussions about cheese.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    fenners wrote:
    Seeing as I have obviously agitated the LIT fan club I will apologise and bow out gracefully although I would like to add that some of you really need to remove that very thin road bike saddle from your lycra clad A Holes and get a sense of humour.

    PS - Roadies suck!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


    You ARE a funny guy, you bit SO HARD

    I may be getting this totally wrong; but isn't fenners the bait and arn't you the one biting in this instance?

    You are right, he bit. I just butted in to highlight the point. :wink:
  • Westerberg
    Westerberg Posts: 652
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    I always thought Cake Stop could be a bit, ahem, idiosyncratic
    pls to be posting surpis phoro of Shadi Robin?
  • DaSy
    DaSy Posts: 599
    softlad wrote:
    why would people want to talk about commuting..??

    I have wondered about that in the past; a whole section about riding to work and back...odd
    Complicating matters since 1965
  • Aggieboy
    Aggieboy Posts: 3,996
    softlad wrote:
    why would people want to talk about commuting..??

    Surely such a mundane and functional activity is not worthy of discussion. I went to the toilet earlier, but it's not something I feel like discussing on the internet......[/quote]

    Snob! :lol:
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  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    edited March 2010
    fenners wrote:
    Fenners is in homage to my hero Perry Fenwick AKA Billy Mitchell. I am not new on here I had my last profile removed for a rather risque comment regarding a certain TV sports presenters Vajajay. And whats wrong with Mum jokes they are surely the back bone of Britsh humour?

    [Admin] Thanks and Bye Bye[/Admin]

    It looks like he`s been banned again, he dug his own grave there. It does seem to be rather arbitary who gets banned and who doesn`t. Can`t a few of the more boring or arrogant ones be banned, i.e. most of the commuters?
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    I always thought Cake Stop could be a bit, ahem, idiosyncratic but it's nowt compared to the other places is it? There's a world of 'internetz drama' out there. I'm staying here with mundane observations, girls in lycra shorts and discussions about cheese.

    Right on.

    Halloumi rocks. :D
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    antfly wrote:
    fenners wrote:
    Fenners is in homage to my hero Perry Fenwick AKA Billy Mitchell. I am not new on here I had my last profile removed for a rather risque comment regarding a certain TV sports presenters Vajajay. And whats wrong with Mum jokes they are surely the back bone of Britsh humour?

    [Admin] Thanks and Bye Bye[/Admin]

    It looks like he`s been banned again, he dug his own grave there. It does seem to be rather arbitary who gets banned and who doesn`t. Can`t a few of the more boring or arrogant ones be banned, i.e. most of the commuters?

    How thick was he for doing that ?
    All that commuting...............its not good for you. :wink:
  • daviesee
    daviesee Posts: 6,386
    softlad wrote:
    why would people want to talk about commuting..??

    Surely such a mundane and functional activity is not worthy of discussion. I went to the toilet earlier, but it's not something I feel like discussing on the internet......

    But you discussed it anyway? :?
    None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    dmclite wrote:
    antfly wrote:
    fenners wrote:
    Fenners is in homage to my hero Perry Fenwick AKA Billy Mitchell. I am not new on here I had my last profile removed for a rather risque comment regarding a certain TV sports presenters Vajajay. And whats wrong with Mum jokes they are surely the back bone of Britsh humour?

    [Admin] Thanks and Bye Bye[/Admin]

    It looks like he`s been banned again, he dug his own grave there. It does seem to be rather arbitary who gets banned and who doesn`t. Can`t a few of the more boring or arrogant ones be banned, i.e. most of the commuters?

    How thick was he for doing that ?
    All that commuting...............its not good for you. :wink:
    He`s obviously not the sharpest pencil in the box.
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • rhext
    rhext Posts: 1,639
    I always think of road cycling and commuting as essentially the same thing. Although obviously commuters are a bit faster.

    And better looking!
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    rhext wrote:
    I always think of road cycling and commuting as essentially the same thing. Although obviously commuters are a bit faster.

    And better looking!

    Having your face battered by the elements at 7 in the morning cant be good for you.

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