Can I make one forum change suggestion.

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  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Clever Pun wrote:
    OK, I'm pulling rank on this, I'm from Cornwall. It's further west therefore I know better.

    Scone.

    Jam.

    Cream.

    OK?

    Although Jam Scone Cream has a certain appeal.

    :lol::lol:

    ti-jam.jpg

    :lol::lol::lol:

    How did you find that photo? I thought I'd untagged myself...
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    iain_j wrote:
    Scone jam cream.

    BTW is it "scon" or "scone"?

    Scon, Jam, Cream or
    Scon, Cream, Fresh strawberries

    its pronounced Scon

    Not scoan.
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,784
    And the moral of this thread is: be careful what you type - people will pick up on some tiny little sub-clause of your post and divert the whole thread onto it. :D
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Anyway - you've all missed the point:

    Scone, jam, jam, cream, more cream, more cream. Ask for more cream

    Add cream.

    Buy larger scone.

    Repeat above.
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  • And anyone who cuts the scone, then does scone-jam-cream-scone (or turns it upside down) is a complete dullard.

    A scone is two snacks, not one.

    And raisins in scones - Satan's bogeys.
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  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    OK please look

    http://broadwayhouse.com/creamtea.html
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cream_tea

    to Quote Wiki that we all know is never wrong ( ishly )

    There are regional variations within England as to how a cream tea should preferably be eaten. The Devonshire (or Devon) method is to split the scone in two, cover each half with clotted cream, and then add strawberry jam on top. Traditionally it is important that the scones be warm (ideally, freshly baked), clotted cream (not whipped), and that the jam be strawberry (although raspberry jam is sometimes used as an alternative[citation needed]). Butter should never be included, and the tea should be served with mil

    Edit yep from devon mainly round southbrent...

    That'll be those poshnobs what live in Devon. We peasents always do the opposite just to spite them.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    Greg66 wrote:
    And anyone who cuts the scone, then does scone-jam-cream-scone (or turns it upside down) is a complete dullard.

    A scone is two snacks, not one.

    And raisins in scones - Satan's bogeys.

    I refuse to admit that io agree with you.

    No way!!
  • Porgy wrote:
    OK please look

    http://broadwayhouse.com/creamtea.html
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cream_tea

    to Quote Wiki that we all know is never wrong ( ishly )

    There are regional variations within England as to how a cream tea should preferably be eaten. The Devonshire (or Devon) method is to split the scone in two, cover each half with clotted cream, and then add strawberry jam on top. Traditionally it is important that the scones be warm (ideally, freshly baked), clotted cream (not whipped), and that the jam be strawberry (although raspberry jam is sometimes used as an alternative[citation needed]). Butter should never be included, and the tea should be served with mil

    Edit yep from devon mainly round southbrent...

    That'll be those poshnobs what live in Devon. We peasents always do the opposite just to spite them.

    Whoopp! Whoopp! Whoopp!

    Spelling police alert. :shock:
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  • OK, I'm pulling rank on this, I'm from Cornwall. It's further west therefore I know better.

    Bzzzt.

    I'm in London.

    You're in Luxembourg.

    I'm further west.

    SO I KNOW BETTER! FACT! :P
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  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    Greg66 wrote:
    OK, I'm pulling rank on this, I'm from Cornwall. It's further west therefore I know better.

    Bzzzt.

    I'm in London.

    You're in Luxembourg.

    I'm further west.

    SO I KNOW BETTER! FACT! :P
    How the hell do you work that out? Cornwall is about 200 miles west of London, Luxembourg is about 24,500. Give or take.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited March 2010
    Aguila wrote:
    DDD is his own worst enemy IMO. It's the endless "who reckons the sun will come up tomorrow" style threads that have irritated. The odd OT thread can be fun but we are supposed to be talking bikes and commuting. It's a bit weird that some people want to do their socialising on a public forum, if you are chatting to your mates why do you feel the need for random strangers to read it?

    A sort of exhibitionism.

    Yeah, this isn't a air your personal grievences about DDD thread.

    I'm not (or shouldn't be) the sole reason for your dislike of this section. If I am I'm honored.

    What the f*ck are you supposed do on a public forum if not to socialise. That's the whole point.

    Edit: And given that this thrad has now derailed into a Scone. Cream. Jam. (Always). Without any help from myself. I don't think your personal issues against me and this forum are grouned or justified. Like all the other twerps that wish to associate me with the supposed 'downfall of the commuting section' get over yourself or back in the cave.
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  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What the f*ck are you supposed do on a public forum if not to socialise?

    er...communicate? Disseminate information? have discussions? Ask questions?


    I go to the pub to socialise.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited March 2010
    Porgy wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What the f*ck are you supposed do on a public forum if not to socialise?

    er...communicate? Disseminate information? have discussions? Ask questions?


    I go to the pub to socialise.

    For f*ck sake, here we go.

    And in the pub you don't do the following:

    er...communicate? Disseminate information? have discussions? Ask questions?

    Which can all be considered part of socialising.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    mmmm, pub.
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  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    edited March 2010
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What the f*ck are you supposed do on a public forum if not to socialise?

    er...communicate? Disseminate information? have discussions? Ask questions?


    I go to the pub to socialise.

    For f*ck sake, here we go.

    And in the pub you don't do the following:

    er...communicate? Disseminate information? have discussions? Ask questions?

    Which can all be considered part of socialising.

    you can communicate without socialising - and you can socialise without meaningful communication. Maybe people are upset because you've confused the two?

    and for f*cks sake here we go what? :?:
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    mmmm, pub.

    If there was a pub selling scone. cream. jam. AND Banana Bread I'd be all over it like a aggitated summer rash.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Greg66 wrote:
    OK, I'm pulling rank on this, I'm from Cornwall. It's further west therefore I know better.

    Bzzzt.

    I'm in London.

    You're in Luxembourg.

    I'm further west.

    SO I KNOW BETTER! FACT! :P


    BZZZZZZT.

    I'm in Essex.

    Ha.

    What's more, I said I'm from Cornwall.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Porgy wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    What the f*ck are you supposed do on a public forum if not to socialise?

    er...communicate? Disseminate information? have discussions? Ask questions?


    I go to the pub to socialise.

    For f*ck sake, here we go.

    And in the pub you don't do the following:

    er...communicate? Disseminate information? have discussions? Ask questions?

    Which can all be considered part of socialising.

    you can communicate without socialising - and you can socialise without meaningful communication. Maybe people are upset because you've confused the two?

    semantics.gif

    DDD: 1
    Cave dwellers: 0
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    mmmm, pub.

    If there was a pub selling scone. cream. jam. AND Banana Bread I'd be all over it like a aggitated summer rash.

    I will ask in morpeth later given we know they do banana bread whether in the summer we can have a scon and [jam/cream] afternoon
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  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    DonDaddyD wrote:

    For f*ck sake, here we go.

    DDD - I know you love me really.


    you can prove it later - as I'm seriously considering stopping by the Morpeth.

    love,

    a cave dweller (whatever that means)
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Porgy wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:

    For f*ck sake, here we go.

    DDD - I know you love me really.


    you can prove it later - as I'm seriously considering stopping by the Morpeth.

    love,

    a cave dweller (whatever that means)


    I do? Are you female smeared with cream and jam being drenched in an endless supply of banana bread?

    God... just say yes.

    Or are you a women named Bianchi with green eyes, olive skin and brown hair? I met her in my dreams once. It was a better World.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Aguila
    Aguila Posts: 622
    edited March 2010
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Aguila wrote:
    DDD is his own worst enemy IMO. It's the endless "who reckons the sun will come up tomorrow" style threads that have irritated. The odd OT thread can be fun but we are supposed to be talking bikes and commuting. It's a bit weird that some people want to do their socialising on a public forum, if you are chatting to your mates why do you feel the need for random strangers to read it?

    A sort of exhibitionism.

    Yeah, this isn't a air your personal grievences about DDD thread.

    I'm not (or shouldn't be) the sole reason for your dislike of this section. If I am I'm honored.

    What the f*ck are you supposed do on a public forum if not to socialise. That's the whole point.

    Edit: And given that this thrad has now derailed into a Scone. Cream. Jam. (Always). Without any help from myself. I don't think your personal issues against me and this forum are grouned or justified. Like all the other twerps that wish to associate me with the supposed 'downfall of the commuting section' get over yourself or back in the cave.

    Lordy! Calm down!

    I actually rather like this section and visit at least once a day. I do so to pick up tips about cycling, bikes, riding technique/safety etc. I dont look on here to read your views about iphones, sky packages or wether the ladies are wearing pants or not. that was the point I was making, that's all. When the board is flooded with these it is a bit irritating.

    I dont socialise on here because like most people who read posts here I dont actually know any of you. when I do socialise with my friends I do so by going down the pub/to their houses for dinner etc. I dont meet them on a public message board, that's all.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    I think DDD has lost it.

    Still don't know what a cave dweller means though. I met one in Spain and he seemed like a thoroughly decent chap and ran a very good restaurant.
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    edited March 2010
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    For f*ck sake, here we go.

    Shouldn't that be f*ck's sake?
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    iain_j wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    For f*ck sake, here we go.

    shouldn't that be f*ck's sake?

    You need a capital 'S' there, buddy.
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    Are you misquoting me to start an argument? :P
  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    I missed the fight? :cry:
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    iain_j wrote:
    Are you misquoting me to start an argument? :P

    Is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?
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  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    iain_j wrote:
    Are yoo miskwoting me to start an argewment? :P

    Nope