Useless Things That will Hasten the Demise of Civilisation
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cjcp wrote:On the 4x4 SUV-style front...
Now, I don't necessarily like them, but, given the fact that they have been used to charge snow drifts and save people in the last week, you can certainly see a need for them.
Agas are great things.0 -
Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:Porgy wrote:aga cookers - as if middle class people aren't doing their best to wreck the planet with their 4xwheel drives, they then stick one of these inefficient monstrosities in their country cottage. :evil:
But isn't the point of an aga that it will keep your cottage warm when you're not there? If you're only going to be there from Friday night to Sunday afternoon, you certainly don't want to arrive in a chilly house, so it's much better to leave the aga running all week to keep the house warm. And stop pipes freezing.
Especially with the climate changing so much at the moment.
It's absolutely awful if, for example, your mother is in Australia having told you that we'll need more gas, and you and your brother, again hypothetically speaking, have totally forgotten about the gas and focused on drinking all the beer. And the aga goes out.
Aaaaagh so cold! And no stove! And no heating!
And what's more, it takes a good couple of days to get back up to temperature... never switch your aga off...
Have you not got a couple of patio heaters you can use as back up? We've been using our to melt snow on the patio for the last couple of evenings. It's not very good at the job, I must admit, but it beats shovelling and sweeping.
We lit both wood fires, the coal fires and two of the chimineas...
I've been leaving my cars running in the hope that the heat from the engine will melt the snow. So far it's working, but slowly.0 -
Until today I'd never heard of a chiminea. Sounds like a breed of small, yappy dog. I've seen chiminea's around, never known that's what they're called.
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lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:Porgy wrote:aga cookers - as if middle class people aren't doing their best to wreck the planet with their 4xwheel drives, they then stick one of these inefficient monstrosities in their country cottage. :evil:
But isn't the point of an aga that it will keep your cottage warm when you're not there? If you're only going to be there from Friday night to Sunday afternoon, you certainly don't want to arrive in a chilly house, so it's much better to leave the aga running all week to keep the house warm. And stop pipes freezing.
Especially with the climate changing so much at the moment.
It's absolutely awful if, for example, your mother is in Australia having told you that we'll need more gas, and you and your brother, again hypothetically speaking, have totally forgotten about the gas and focused on drinking all the beer. And the aga goes out.
Aaaaagh so cold! And no stove! And no heating!
And what's more, it takes a good couple of days to get back up to temperature... never switch your aga off...
Have you not got a couple of patio heaters you can use as back up? We've been using our to melt snow on the patio for the last couple of evenings. It's not very good at the job, I must admit, but it beats shovelling and sweeping.
We lit both wood fires, the coal fires and two of the chimineas...
I've been leaving my cars running in the hope that the heat from the engine will melt the snow. So far it's working, but slowly.
You'd be amazed how much petrol you need to burn in order clear the snow off the drive."Impressive break"
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Attica wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:Porgy wrote:aga cookers - as if middle class people aren't doing their best to wreck the planet with their 4xwheel drives, they then stick one of these inefficient monstrosities in their country cottage. :evil:
But isn't the point of an aga that it will keep your cottage warm when you're not there? If you're only going to be there from Friday night to Sunday afternoon, you certainly don't want to arrive in a chilly house, so it's much better to leave the aga running all week to keep the house warm. And stop pipes freezing.
Especially with the climate changing so much at the moment.
It's absolutely awful if, for example, your mother is in Australia having told you that we'll need more gas, and you and your brother, again hypothetically speaking, have totally forgotten about the gas and focused on drinking all the beer. And the aga goes out.
Aaaaagh so cold! And no stove! And no heating!
And what's more, it takes a good couple of days to get back up to temperature... never switch your aga off...
Have you not got a couple of patio heaters you can use as back up? We've been using our to melt snow on the patio for the last couple of evenings. It's not very good at the job, I must admit, but it beats shovelling and sweeping.
We lit both wood fires, the coal fires and two of the chimineas...
I've been leaving my cars running in the hope that the heat from the engine will melt the snow. So far it's working, but slowly.
You'd be amazed how much petrol you need to burn in order clear the snow off the drive.
Maybe if I put the petrol straight on the drive and lit it...0 -
I'm considering trying to use the leaf blower to clear snow.
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Il Principe wrote:Until today I'd never heard of a chiminea. Sounds like a breed of small, yappy dog. I've seen chiminea's around, never known that's what they're called.
Wow I feel all cultered. My exes dad had one, bit of a hippy after the breakdown. Top geezer though, and cracking baked potatoes.Saracen Tenet 3 - 2015 - Dead - Replaced with a Hack Frame
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lost_in_thought wrote:Maybe if I put the petrol straight on the drive and lit it...
tried it, it was a bugger to light and took several gallons just to clear a path to my Hummer"Impressive break"
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lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:Porgy wrote:aga cookers - as if middle class people aren't doing their best to wreck the planet with their 4xwheel drives, they then stick one of these inefficient monstrosities in their country cottage. :evil:
But isn't the point of an aga that it will keep your cottage warm when you're not there? If you're only going to be there from Friday night to Sunday afternoon, you certainly don't want to arrive in a chilly house, so it's much better to leave the aga running all week to keep the house warm. And stop pipes freezing.
Especially with the climate changing so much at the moment.
It's absolutely awful if, for example, your mother is in Australia having told you that we'll need more gas, and you and your brother, again hypothetically speaking, have totally forgotten about the gas and focused on drinking all the beer. And the aga goes out.
Aaaaagh so cold! And no stove! And no heating!
And what's more, it takes a good couple of days to get back up to temperature... never switch your aga off...
Have you not got a couple of patio heaters you can use as back up? We've been using our to melt snow on the patio for the last couple of evenings. It's not very good at the job, I must admit, but it beats shovelling and sweeping.
We lit both wood fires, the coal fires and two of the chimineas...
I've been leaving my cars running in the hope that the heat from the engine will melt the snow. So far it's working, but slowly.
There are environmentalists rolling around on the floor at the base of their computer desk in a full on fit at this conversation...
What about the dolphins?
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Ah, you won't catch me out like that.
I only eat Tuna Friendly Dolphin"Impressive break"
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Attica wrote:Ah, you won't catch me out like that.
I only eat Tuna Friendly Dolphin
Aye. Me too.
The tuna and the dolphin are so friendly that sometimes you find bits of dolphin in the tuna can. Which is right proper tasty.
Maybe I should buy Tuna That Hate Dolphin.0 -
Greg66 wrote:Maybe I should buy Tuna That Hate Dolphin.
It can't be much fun being a dolphin friendly tuna- You're a prime target for fishermen and your mates try to eat you...
I reckon Tuna That Hate Dolphin have a big evolutionary advantage.
Cheers,
W.0 -
UndercoverElephant wrote:Don't be silly DDD, a dolphin is far to large to bake in a chiminea.
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Mmm, sliced Dolphin, How do you cook yours?
Are we on the food thread or the civilisation thread?"Impressive break"
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WGWarburton wrote:Greg66 wrote:Maybe I should buy Tuna That Hate Dolphin.
It can't be much fun being a dolphin friendly tuna- You're a prime target for fishermen and your mates try to eat you...
I reckon Tuna That Hate Dolphin have a big evolutionary advantage.
Cheers,
W.
If God intended Tuna to hate Dolphin he would have created them that way
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Attica wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Maybe if I put the petrol straight on the drive and lit it...
tried it, it was a bugger to light and took several gallons just to clear a path to my Hummer
Bah, well that's no good then. What if I use coal instead? It's only about a mile of road I've got to clear after all...0 -
You English are so stupid.
Leaving the AGA on to stop pipes freezing.
Just do it Donegal style - leave the taps running, saves a fortune on heating bills and no frozen pipes.“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Greg66 wrote:Porgy wrote:aga cookers - as if middle class people aren't doing their best to wreck the planet with their 4xwheel drives, they then stick one of these inefficient monstrosities in their country cottage. :evil:
But isn't the point of an aga that it will keep your cottage warm when you're not there? If you're only going to be there from Friday night to Sunday afternoon, you certainly don't want to arrive in a chilly house, so it's much better to leave the aga running all week to keep the house warm. And stop pipes freezing.
Especially with the climate changing so much at the moment.
It's absolutely awful if, for example, your mother is in Australia having told you that we'll need more gas, and you and your brother, again hypothetically speaking, have totally forgotten about the gas and focused on drinking all the beer. And the aga goes out.
Aaaaagh so cold! And no stove! And no heating!
And what's more, it takes a good couple of days to get back up to temperature... never switch your aga off...
Have you not got a couple of patio heaters you can use as back up? We've been using our to melt snow on the patio for the last couple of evenings. It's not very good at the job, I must admit, but it beats shovelling and sweeping.
We lit both wood fires, the coal fires and two of the chimineas...
I've been leaving my cars running in the hope that the heat from the engine will melt the snow. So far it's working, but slowly.
There are environmentalists rolling around on the floor at the base of their computer desk in a full on fit at this conversation...
What about the dolphins?
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And civil servants at the treasury rubbing their hands with glee.0 -
Attica wrote:Mmm, sliced Dolphin, How do you cook yours?
Are we on the food thread or the civilisation thread?
http://recipeland.com/recipe/v/Grilled-Mustard-Crusted-Dolphin-31322
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lost_in_thought wrote:Attica wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Maybe if I put the petrol straight on the drive and lit it...
tried it, it was a bugger to light and took several gallons just to clear a path to my Hummer
Bah, well that's no good then. What if I use coal instead? It's only about a mile of road I've got to clear after all...
Ask yourself this: What would Clarkson do.
:idea:
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lost_in_thought wrote:Attica wrote:lost_in_thought wrote:Maybe if I put the petrol straight on the drive and lit it...
tried it, it was a bugger to light and took several gallons just to clear a path to my Hummer
Bah, well that's no good then. What if I use coal instead? It's only about a mile of road I've got to clear after all...
Mate of mine took a sledgehammer to the pavement to clear the hard packed ice....
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Fireblade96 wrote:
And if you buy a chiminea, you can get it to do this* :
You can't do that with a patio heater :twisted:
*This sort of use of a chiminea may invalidate your warranty, house insurance, etc. Not recommended if you live in a flat !
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Christophe3967 wrote:
They're very good for cooking polar bear steak as well. Just make sure you trim all the fat off first and remember that marinating the meat for at least two hours is essential...
I like mine rare...
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Christophe3967 wrote:They're very good for cooking polar bear steak as well. Just make sure you trim all the fat off first and remember that marinating the meat for at least two hours is essential...
I've gone off polar bear lately. Too salty. I think it's because they're doing a lot more swimming in the sea now.
Stupid polar bears. Don't go swimming! Are you trying to taste bad or something?
But a bacon & cheese panda burger kicks ass! As long as you use Swiss cheese.0 -
Greg66 wrote:Christophe3967 wrote:They're very good for cooking polar bear steak as well. Just make sure you trim all the fat off first and remember that marinating the meat for at least two hours is essential...
I've gone off polar bear lately. Too salty. I think it's because they're doing a lot more swimming in the sea now.
Stupid polar bears. Don't go swimming! Are you trying to taste bad or something?
Surely we can just keep them in a hut and stuffed in a cage like chickens?
Battery polar bears... now there's a thought
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Has anyone else noticed Fox's Glacier Mints are smaller than they used to be?0
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