OT Friday thread: Three words after sex

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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    NGale wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    OT question:

    If you arrive before your partner during the 'horizontal game that isn't a game' does it mean you scalped her/him?

    only if said partner happens to be a cyclist as well.......

    oh..... :shock:

    So, who scalps who in the barracks then?
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Multiple orgasm hun!?

    Are you alright?

    Oh! Can't speak....

    8)
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Multiple orgasm hun!?

    Are you alright?

    Oh! Can't speak....

    8)
    LOL
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    OT question:

    If you arrive before your partner during the 'horizontal game that isn't a game' does it mean you scalped her/him?

    only if said partner happens to be a cyclist as well.......

    oh..... :shock:

    So, who scalps who in the barracks then?

    That would be too much information. :lol:
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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    This whole thread is TMI

    Attica - what have you started?
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  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    TMI? lol sorry don't understand what that means
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  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    edited December 2009
    :lol:
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  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    linsen wrote:
    This whole thread is TMI

    Attica - what have you started?

    however you keep reading it, lol
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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    deffler wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    This whole thread is TMI

    Attica - what have you started?

    however you keep reading it, lol

    I know, curiosity is a weakness of mine. I will soon tire of this one though.
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  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    edited December 2009
    lets go again

    twitchy legs babe

    need a pi55

    im pi55in blood
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  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    i have one but its very sick so im not going to do it.. lol
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    sport mode disengaged
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    bagsy the canestan
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    don't cry dave
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  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    im not finished
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Ew its dripping....
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • glenncampbell
    glenncampbell Posts: 51
    Very funny thread all - made me laugh. Which is just what she said . . . . ;-)
  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    pay as you go
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  • sportbilly1976
    sportbilly1976 Posts: 524
    Attica wrote:
    unscarred wrote:
    Two thumbs up!

    Up where? :shock:

    thats my keyboard covered in coffee!!! :?
  • Tempestas
    Tempestas Posts: 486
    Who's up next?
  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    I'm Tiger Woods
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  • beverick
    beverick Posts: 3,461
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Ew its dripping....

    Nah it's just a pustule that's burst........
  • sportbilly1976
    sportbilly1976 Posts: 524
    Dry side's mine!


    Its good stuff


    Still works then?


    Stop snoring, please?


    Twitter update time....
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    beverick wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Ew its dripping....

    Nah it's just a pustule that's burst........

    besides which it's great lube....
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  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    you shave to
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  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    my bellend's sore

    wheres the condom???????????
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Batteries worn out. :cry:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    teabag me b!tch!!
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  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    camel-stomp me please
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,379
    Strap what on?
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