OT Friday thread: Three words after sex

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  • Keep the tip (as the leper said to the prostitute).
  • Please hold me
  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    Keep the tip (as the leper said to the prostitute).

    Keep it all (said the lepers father...)
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  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    where's my chips?

    a good Welsh girl never drops her chips!
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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    More tea vicar
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  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    now suck it

    you are rank

    like a wellytop

    uuurgh fanny fart

    Ive had better

    Ive had worse

    You've broke it.

    Uuuurgh, snail trails
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Attica wrote:
    biondino wrote:
    Mum! Dad! Look!!!

    I'm going through keyboards and coffee at quite a rate.
    that one is fantastic Bionds

    Apparently my uncle was all for running to his parents to tell them what he'd just done until my mum (his older sister - NOT who he'd been tupping!) told him it might not be SUCH a good idea...
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    deffler wrote:
    uuurgh fanny fart

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Benno68 wrote:
    yoohoo999 wrote:
    is that blood?

    and then looking a bit paniced

    is it me?

    Genius!!!

    I'm bookmarking this thread!
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • El Diego
    El Diego Posts: 440
    See you soon
  • El Diego
    El Diego Posts: 440
    See you soon
  • pastryboy
    pastryboy Posts: 1,385
    ow, my warts
  • El Diego
    El Diego Posts: 440
    Please wake up
  • benno68
    benno68 Posts: 1,689
    yes, yes, noooooo
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  • plumpy
    plumpy Posts: 124
    change these sheets
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    FeynmanC wrote:
    Nite nite mum

    :twisted:

    I believe I can top this with a variation:

    'Nite nite grandad!'
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  • Homer J
    Homer J Posts: 920
    Where's my beer
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Did you fart?

    Obvious double meaning

    I thank you!?

    Again it's all in the delivery ;)
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  • I'm so sorry
  • Next time ASK!!!
    "Consider the grebe..."
  • prawny wrote:
    Monkeypump wrote:
    lol skel :P

    oops wrong hole

    No such thing...

    Nose?
    lol ya that's what i was going for =p
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  • prawny wrote:
    Monkeypump wrote:
    lol skel :P

    oops wrong hole

    No such thing...

    Nose?
    lol ya that's what i was going for =p

    http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080610214626AAcnGju
  • lol!
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Put tele on!
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Please leave quietly
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • petejuk
    petejuk Posts: 235
    gulp it down

    so you're done?

    you're so ugly
  • Are you awake?

    I just peed

    I faked too

    Who is he???
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    All you guys are now on my 'slightly scary' list after this :lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    NGale wrote:
    All you guys are now on my 'slightly scary' list after this :lol:

    I can help you to shorten than list just add one line

    Men
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    itboffin wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    All you guys are now on my 'slightly scary' list after this :lol:

    I can help you to shorten than list just add one line

    Men

    :lol: You have a point
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men