OT Friday thread: Three words after sex

attica
attica Posts: 2,362
edited December 2009 in Commuting chat
Saw this trending on Twitter the other day.
What 3 words would you say after sex?

The one that made me laugh most was

"This is SPARTAAAAAA!!!!!"

do your worst folks
"Impressive break"

"Thanks...

...I can taste blood"
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  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    Back of t'net.
  • stuaff
    stuaff Posts: 1,736
    No idea.
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  • gert_lush
    gert_lush Posts: 634
    my GF may say "is that it"
    FCN 8 mainly
    FCN 4 sometimes
  • essex-commuter
    essex-commuter Posts: 2,188
    What's your name?"
  • FeynmanC
    FeynmanC Posts: 649
    Nite nite mum

    :twisted:
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  • Eau Rouge
    Eau Rouge Posts: 1,118
    Who are you?

    Where's me coat?

    noooo, not again!

    That was nice.
  • gert_lush
    gert_lush Posts: 634
    FeynmanC wrote:
    Nite nite mum

    :twisted:

    hahahhahahahahaahhahahhahahhahhahahah there goes coffee number one over the desk!
    FCN 8 mainly
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  • essex-commuter
    essex-commuter Posts: 2,188
    FeynmanC wrote:
    Nite nite mum

    :twisted:

    That is soooo wrong! :lol:
  • triggmiester
    triggmiester Posts: 197
    must update twitter!
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    It's my Birthday
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    That's £20 please.
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  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    So I'm gay?
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  • gert_lush
    gert_lush Posts: 634
    Greg T wrote:
    It's my Birthday

    I was skimming down and read "what would thora hurd do" from your signiture that was a wrong thought!
    FCN 8 mainly
    FCN 4 sometimes
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    How was that?

    Good for you?

    Is it Christmas?

    I often get:

    Roll off hun

    or

    You're squashing me.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Alinshearah
    Alinshearah Posts: 339
    call a taxi
  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    I AM GOD
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    steady rider wrote:
    I AM GOD

    HA! Bloody brilliant!
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • salsarider79
    salsarider79 Posts: 828
    Off you go.

    Wheres me bike?

    Your a BLOKE?????

    That was rubbish (I haven't said this yet, but have thought it. Don't tell the GF!)

    Where am I?
    jedster wrote:
    Just off to contemplate my own mortality and inevitable descent into decrepedness.
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  • fatandwheezing
    fatandwheezing Posts: 169
    Sorry, I'll go.
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    Objection over ruled!
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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    You've got Aids
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  • vorsprung
    vorsprung Posts: 1,953
    cup of tea?
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Best you had?

    Did you cum? (when they say yes, it makes me feel awesome!)

    I am sorry?

    Wanna go again?

    Going to sleep?
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    You said no?
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • mickmcg
    mickmcg Posts: 48
    Next!
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  • spen666
    spen666 Posts: 17,709
    That's all folks

    Is it in?

    your sister's better
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  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,440
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Best you had?

    Did you cum? (when they say yes, it makes me feel awesome!)

    I am sorry?

    Wanna go again?

    Going to sleep?

    Dude if you have to ask, somethin int right there.
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  • FeynmanC
    FeynmanC Posts: 649
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Did you cum? (when they say yes, it makes me feel awesome!)

    Faked it again!
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  • yoohoo999
    yoohoo999 Posts: 940
    Where's your schoolbag?
  • FeynmanC
    FeynmanC Posts: 649
    yoohoo999 wrote:
    Where's your schoolbag?

    :lol:
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