OT Friday thread: Three words after sex
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NGale wrote:
I also have a pointy nose but lets not get personal :roll:Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
itboffin wrote:
ahhh see I have more of a piggy nose, perhaps that's why I reacted to the swine flu jab....Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
Sh*t you're awake!“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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Is that chocolate?“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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Christ - sorry Mum!0
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SmellTheGlove wrote:Next time ASK!!!
Smell the glove!“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
I'm telling mum!
after much soul searching I decided "Don't tell mum!" probably crosses a line.“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
your just dreaming
I lost it!
Roomy isn't it isn't it isn't it isn't itfly like a mouse, run like a cushion be the small bookcase!0 -
Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
itboffin wrote:
Na more into those in Royal Navy uniformOfficers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
Sort of off/on topic I was in boots earlier buying a prezzie for mrs itboffin from one of the family members (FFS) and the dude working on the counter at St Pancras had more make-up on than my wife & daughter own but worse than that he actually looked pretty good not attractive (i'm comfortable with MY sexuality) just good make-up
Made me laugh - Lots!!!Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
itboffin wrote:Sort of off/on topic I was in boots earlier buying a prezzie for mrs itboffin from one of the family members (FFS) and the dude working on the counter at St Pancras had more make-up on than my wife & daughter own but worse than that he actually looked pretty good not attractive (i'm comfortable with MY sexuality) just good make-up
Made me laugh - Lots!!!
You know it annoys me with the fact that the Commander has better skin that I do (spotty erk me) and he has annoyingly good legsOfficers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men0 -
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See......poetry works! :evil:“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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are you alive?
ow! wrong hole!!!!
Good evening officer
have we met?Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
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Pardon my wart"Consider the grebe..."0
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SmellTheGlove wrote:Pardon my wart
Phew, I thought you were going to shout ''SMELL THE GLOVE!!!'' for a minute there!0 -
That's torn it
Seriously, stop crying
Need a beer?
Your turn now
Still drunk then?
Good ol Rohypnol
I thank you
Turn back over
and
Pass my coat?Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
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Are you alright?
(followed by)
Ooooo Oooooo oooooo
(Or)
Ow! My pelvis
(depending on who asked the original question).
:PFood Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
Quick. The wife!I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.0
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you just fart?I LOVE THE SMELL OF GT85 IN THE MORNING!0
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What? Love you?“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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Where's your sister
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Don't tell Barack
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Your mum's better
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Don't wait up
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kneel & nod
Im off home
send it, biatch
bucket of slugs
wheres the bleach
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