OT Friday thread: Three words after sex

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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    NGale wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    All you guys are now on my 'slightly scary' list after this :lol:

    I can help you to shorten than list just add one line

    Men

    :lol: You have a point

    I also have a pointy nose but lets not get personal :roll:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    itboffin wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    All you guys are now on my 'slightly scary' list after this :lol:

    I can help you to shorten than list just add one line

    Men

    :lol: You have a point

    I also have a pointy nose but lets not get personal :roll:

    ahhh see I have more of a piggy nose, perhaps that's why I reacted to the swine flu jab.... :lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,380
    Sh*t you're awake!
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,380
    Is that chocolate?
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • specializedone
    specializedone Posts: 34
    Christ - sorry Mum!
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    NGale wrote:
    All you guys are now on my 'slightly scary' list after this :lol:

    No paramedic uniform? :lol:
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,380
    SmellTheGlove wrote:
    Next time ASK!!!

    Smell the glove!
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,380
    I'm telling mum!











    after much soul searching I decided "Don't tell mum!" probably crosses a line.
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • fletch8928
    fletch8928 Posts: 794
    your just dreaming

    I lost it!

    Roomy isn't it isn't it isn't it isn't it
    fly like a mouse, run like a cushion be the small bookcase!
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    redvee wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    All you guys are now on my 'slightly scary' list after this :lol:

    No paramedic uniform? :lol:

    You're now on my 'very scary' list :lol:

    Believe me the green is very unflattering on the figure :lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    NGale wrote:
    redvee wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    All you guys are now on my 'slightly scary' list after this :lol:

    No paramedic uniform? :lol:

    You're now on my 'very scary' list :lol:

    Believe me the green is very unflattering on the figure :lol:

    Really so girls men in army uniform does nothing for you?

    I remember otherwise
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    itboffin wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    redvee wrote:
    NGale wrote:
    All you guys are now on my 'slightly scary' list after this :lol:

    No paramedic uniform? :lol:

    You're now on my 'very scary' list :lol:

    Believe me the green is very unflattering on the figure :lol:

    Really so girls men in army uniform does nothing for you?

    I remember otherwise

    Na more into those in Royal Navy uniform :wink::lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Sort of off/on topic I was in boots earlier buying a prezzie for mrs itboffin from one of the family members (FFS) and the dude working on the counter at St Pancras had more make-up on than my wife & daughter own :lol: but worse than that he actually looked pretty good :lol::lol::lol: not attractive (i'm comfortable with MY sexuality) just good make-up :D

    Made me laugh - Lots!!!
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    itboffin wrote:
    Sort of off/on topic I was in boots earlier buying a prezzie for mrs itboffin from one of the family members (FFS) and the dude working on the counter at St Pancras had more make-up on than my wife & daughter own :lol: but worse than that he actually looked pretty good :lol::lol::lol: not attractive (i'm comfortable with MY sexuality) just good make-up :D

    Made me laugh - Lots!!!

    You know it annoys me with the fact that the Commander has better skin that I do (spotty erk me) and he has annoyingly good legs :lol:
    Officers don't run, it's undignified and panics the men
  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    get yer coat
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  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    Tell yer friends
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  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    clean that up
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,380
    See......poetry works! :evil:
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    are you alive?

    ow! wrong hole!!!!

    Good evening officer

    have we met?
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • SmellTheGlove
    SmellTheGlove Posts: 697
    Pardon my wart
    "Consider the grebe..."
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    SmellTheGlove wrote:
    Pardon my wart

    Phew, I thought you were going to shout ''SMELL THE GLOVE!!!'' for a minute there!
    Looking for a cycling buddy?
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    That's torn it
    Seriously, stop crying
    Need a beer?
    Your turn now
    Still drunk then?
    Good ol Rohypnol
    I thank you
    Turn back over
    and
    Pass my coat?
    Le Cannon [98 Cannondale M400] [FCN: 8]
    The Mad Monkey [2013 Hoy 003] [FCN: 4]
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Are you alright?

    (followed by)

    Ooooo Oooooo oooooo

    (Or)

    Ow! My pelvis

    (depending on who asked the original question).

    :P
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    Quick. The wife!
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • Mr Sworld
    Mr Sworld Posts: 703
    redvee wrote:
    Quick. The wife!

    Followed by:

    Fancy a threesome?
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    Mr Sworld wrote:
    redvee wrote:
    Quick. The wife!

    Followed by:

    Ow that hurts
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • Portrush Philly
    Portrush Philly Posts: 65
    you just fart?
    I LOVE THE SMELL OF GT85 IN THE MORNING!
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,380
    What? Love you?
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • -spider-
    -spider- Posts: 2,548
    Where's your sister

    or

    Don't tell Barack

    or

    Your mum's better

    or

    Don't wait up

    or

    ...
    -Spider-
  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    kneel & nod

    Im off home

    send it, biatch

    bucket of slugs

    wheres the bleach

    go shave it
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