OT Friday thread: Three words after sex

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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    remind me never to date any of you lot..........
    Emerging from under a big black cloud. All help welcome
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    linsen wrote:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    remind me never to date any of you lot..........

    It is getting a bit like that... :shock:
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  • jedster
    jedster Posts: 1,717
    "getting"?
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    edited December 2009
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    linsen wrote:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    remind me never to date any of you lot..........

    It is getting a bit like that... :shock:

    So, both of you have thought about dating some of us previously then? :wink:

    [gossip]Who[/gossip]

    :lol::lol::lol:
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    You need Nair
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    ARGH!!!! NOOOOO!!!!!!! CRABS!!!!
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  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    linsen wrote:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    remind me never to date any of you lot..........
    awww lol we're really nice people honest :)
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  • linsen
    linsen Posts: 1,959
    I am sure you are, but relieved I will never have to meet any of you in person




    oh ..........
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  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    lol =p
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  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    edited December 2009
    damn carpet burns

    whats that itch

    snapped banjo string

    theres blood everywhere

    oh no brownsword
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  • Tempestas
    Tempestas Posts: 486
    linsen wrote:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:
    :shock: :shock: :shock:

    remind me never to date any of you lot..........

    That's nine words, but sounds like a great party :P
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    deffler wrote:
    damn carpet burns

    whats that itch

    snapped banjo string

    theres blood everywhere

    oh no brownsword

    Urgh that's grim.... :shock:
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    deffler wrote:
    damn carpet burns

    whats that itch

    snapped banjo string

    theres blood everywhere

    oh no brownsword

    Urgh that's grim.... :shock:

    dont you mean painfull? :wink:
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  • Lazarus
    Lazarus Posts: 1,426
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    Lazarus wrote:
    Shh kids coming :cry:

    them as well?




    (Ooooooo that was baaaaad....)


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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    OT question:

    If you arrive before your partner during the 'horizontal game that isn't a game' does it mean you scalped her/him?
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    on yer bike
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    OT question:

    If you arrive before your partner during the 'horizontal game that isn't a game' does it mean you scalped her/him?

    I heartily suggest standing up & shouting "I win" then running around whooping for a bit

    They will agree that you wern't trying though
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  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Clever Pun wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    OT question:

    If you arrive before your partner during the 'horizontal game that isn't a game' does it mean you scalped her/him?

    I heartily suggest standing up & shouting "I win" then running around whooping for a bit

    They will agree that you wern't trying though

    never has "it's not a race" been more apt :lol:
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  • Chewy Cheeks
    Chewy Cheeks Posts: 234
    Whats that scratching?

    where's my tea?

    seen the remote?
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  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    Sorry. I sneezed.

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  • Mr Sworld
    Mr Sworld Posts: 703
    Money's on't table
  • hisoka
    hisoka Posts: 541
    Here's one for the music fans...

    One more time

    We're gonna celebrate
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Slippery when wet....
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    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Where's my martini?

    making a *pop* sound in your mouth as you exit, post coitus.....(sorry!)

    You remind me of........

    Sorry about that...
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Where's my martini?

    making a *pop* sound in your mouth as you exit, post coitus.....(sorry!)

    You remind me of........

    Sorry about that...

    I just did the pop sound in the office and everyone turned around to stare at me.... :lol:
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    Where's my martini?

    making a *pop* sound in your mouth as you exit, post coitus.....(sorry!)

    You remind me of........

    Sorry about that...

    I just did the pop sound in the office and everyone turned around to stare at me.... :lol:

    LOL - I am laughing my ass off.....! Did you tell them why you did it?!
  • Matt the Tester
    Matt the Tester Posts: 1,261
    that was well....
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  • SlowingDown
    SlowingDown Posts: 129
    you still asleep?
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  • NGale
    NGale Posts: 1,866
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    OT question:

    If you arrive before your partner during the 'horizontal game that isn't a game' does it mean you scalped her/him?

    only if said partner happens to be a cyclist as well.......

    oh..... :shock:
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  • deffler
    deffler Posts: 829
    Im not paying
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