Mundane Observations Thread
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Our cleaners are from Essex.0
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I assume that we have cleaners as my office isn't a tip. Never met any though, which means they must come first thing and hot do evening shifts.'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0
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Cats like snooker.0
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cats like anything if it means that they are in the way and getting attention0
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Porgy wrote:Stewie Griffin wrote:Im the last in my office, except for the cleaners, one of which has just hoovered around my chair as Im sat in it.
The cleaner was hoovering around my chair as i read that.
are you me? :?
Im not too sure, are you eating a chicken biryani for lunch right now because I am
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Stewie Griffin wrote:Porgy wrote:Stewie Griffin wrote:Im the last in my office, except for the cleaners, one of which has just hoovered around my chair as Im sat in it.
The cleaner was hoovering around my chair as i read that.
are you me? :?
Im not too sure, are you eating a chicken biryani for lunch right now because I am
i didn't no - but I did think about having a curry a little while ago! :shock:0 -
But they hate drone metal - Sunn O))) makes our cats get up and leave the room. It often works with people as well.nasahapley wrote:Cats like snooker.0 -
cats like curry - but not with too much chilly.0
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the empty cardboard box in my room (from page 2) is still there and its still empty0
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My black lab likes all food except salad.'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0
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My Jack Russel used to think he liked grapes and walk about with them in his mouth for a while trying to chew it - spit it out; eat it again; spit it out; roll it around with his nose; roll on it; eat it again; walk about spit it out again.
Eventually we'd find it crushed and rotting under the sofa about three weeks later.0 -
There was an England wicket keeper called Jack Russell, and as far as I'm aware he ate grapes normally. A friend of mine sat next to Ian Botham at a charity lunch, though, and said he had the table manners of a pig.0
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nasahapley wrote:There was an England wicket keeper called Jack Russell, and as far as I'm aware he ate grapes normally.
I expect the Reverend Jack Russell - inventor of dog with same name - ate grapes normally as well.
I prefer to eat them the way my dog did - it's more fun. 8)nasahapley wrote:A friend of mine sat next to Ian Botham at a charity lunch, though, and said he had the table manners of a pig.
It's not easy to eat shredded wheat politely.0 -
thought i had run out of satsumas.
found another in my bag..... yes thats 5 satsumas in a day.Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
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you'll get the 5hits0
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Went for a ride today.
It was really cold.
But I was dressed appropriately for the conditions so stayed temperate the whole time.
I watched a bollywood movie the other day.
It was about this boy who fell for this girl, but she couldn't marry him because she was promised to a man she didn't love. It was notable for the handsome male role's seductive singing, his promise of heavenly passsions and suggestive movements, and the female role's incredible beauty and high pitched voice. It was a one in a million film."I hold it true, what'er befall;
I feel it, when I sorrow most;
'Tis better to have loved and lost;
Than never to have loved at all."
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1footedninja wrote:We could put things inside the cardboard box and then take them out again.
I've been on the edge of my seat all this time waiting for an update on this0 -
On 2 separate occasions today I've heard Tinitta Tikaram's " Good Tradition" song on t'wireless.0
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I saw a really young policeman today; that's the way it's going.'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0
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i didn't see any policmen today.
Maybe their mummies wouldn't let them out because it was so cold.0 -
What's a policemen? Is that not something from the history books?
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There's a special offer on satsumas in Morrisson's at the moment.0
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I somehow woke up to find my nails are red and I've got marker pen all over my face and arm.0
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What's that horrible smell?
Oh, it's me.
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It's Raining Men by lumpen warblers The Weather Girls is not based on fact. Although it has rained frogs before. A song about frog rain might not have the same commercial appeal.0
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hello.
I'm in dusseldorf airport. drinking a bottle of something fizzy. pissed now. got to keep it together until I'm in my seat then i'm buying more booze. Flight over here was worst ever I've ever experienced - drinks falling off tables due to turbulence. Is it wrong to scream on a plane?
I hate flying.
going on train next time, or taking some strong drugs from the doctor.
check in three minutes and a glass yet to drink so better be off.
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it's not dark yet. But it soon will be.0
