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  • ajcherry
    ajcherry Posts: 22
    "Took off like a scalded cat"
    and
    "Goes like sh*t off a shovel"
  • will3
    will3 Posts: 2,173
    In response to mangerial bingo busting lingo:

    "I want to put a stake in the ground..........."
    ......A - "are you trying to grow cows then"

    "we should pick the low hanging fruit"
    ...................A - " don't do that a dog might've pi$$ed on it"
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    will3 wrote:
    In response to mangerial bingo busting lingo:

    "I want to put a stake in the ground..........."
    ......A - "are you trying to grow cows then"

    "we should pick the low hanging fruit"
    ...................A - " don't do that a dog might've pi$$ed on it"
    In response to, "It's a dripping roast!"

    "More like a dripping dick."
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • Johnny G
    Johnny G Posts: 348
    • Hotter than two rats shagging in a wool sock
    • As flat as a kipper’s dick
    • As camp as Dale Winton choosing wallpaper
    • He’s so jammy that if he fell in a cow pat he’d pull out a tenner
    • As welcome as a fart in a space suit
    • Another dead heat in the zeppelin race
  • Johnny G
    Johnny G Posts: 348
    When declining an unattractive social invitation:

    "No thanks, there's a fishing match on the radio."
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    BigG67 wrote:
    Cooler than the other side of the pillow (c. Family Guy)


    I can't let that pass... It is c. Rocket From the Crypt.
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • robmanic1
    robmanic1 Posts: 2,150
    Face like a busted frog

    Smelled like being hit in the face with a poo-bat.
    Pictures are better than words because some words are big and hard to understand.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/34335188@N07/3336802663/
  • cee
    cee Posts: 4,553
    that girl has seen more helmets than hitler.

    that guy has had more e's than sheena easton with bruce springsteen and the e street band

    she is nothing but a sp*nk bucket and i would rather stick my richard in a bucket of broken glass than sh@g her.
    Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle, I believe in the future of the human race.

    H.G. Wells.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    She's had more pricks than a second hand dartboard.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Like a peniS, only smaller.
  • pedylan
    pedylan Posts: 768
    A face like a post coital scrotum.

    Originally attributed to a comment made about Gail Tilsley (Coronation St character).

    See also - "She's not wearing a turtle neck, she has a turtle's neck.
    Where the neon madmen climb
  • jrduquemin
    jrduquemin Posts: 791
    As dumb as a bucket of shrimp

    As useful as an asshole on my elbow

    :-)
    2010 Lynskey R230
    2013 Yeti SB66

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