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  • neonwarhead
    neonwarhead Posts: 96
    Sweating like a PE teacher in a spelling test...
  • Headhuunter
    Headhuunter Posts: 6,494
    "Shaking like a sh*tting dog"
    "Going at it like a fiddler's elbow"
    Do not write below this line. Office use only.
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    After a bad dose of the squitters I've got "an arse like an exit wound" and feel like "I've gone 10 rounds with Quentin Crisp".

    :lol:
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Crapaud wrote:
    After a bad dose of the squitters I've got "an ars* like an exit wound" and feel like "I've gone 10 rounds with Quentin Crisp".

    :lol:

    Roger's Profanisaurus is chock-full of such expressions, such as the excellent "A--e like the back end of the Batmobile" to describe the morning after an evening of indulging in spicy food. :wink:

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • bobtbuilder
    bobtbuilder Posts: 1,537
    As rare as rockinghorse sh*t

    or

    As rare as chicken lips
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Sweating like a glassblower's ar5e.
  • Homer J
    Homer J Posts: 920
    She's got a face like a welders bench.
    Shut yer mouth luv, there's a train coming
    I've seen more muscle on a sparrows knee cap.
  • edhornby
    edhornby Posts: 1,780
    here's a current affairs one

    sweating like michael jackson's doctor !!!
    "I get paid to make other people suffer on my wheel, how good is that"
    --Jens Voight
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    As rare as hens teeth.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • teagar
    teagar Posts: 2,100
    So sh!t hot, it stings the ring.
    Note: the above post is an opinion and not fact. It might be a lie.
  • oakins242
    oakins242 Posts: 36
    Henry Blowfeld just used the phrase "money for old bus tickets", which I like.

    I bet Blowers has got tons of great phrases.
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    oakins242 wrote:
    Henry Blowfeld just used the phrase "money for old bus tickets", which I like.

    I bet Blowers has got tons of great phrases.

    Blowers is another Duffield, just a lot easier on the ears :P "Blofeld's cricket commentary is celebrated for his plummy voice and his idiosyncratic mention of superfluous details, including cranes, pigeons, buses, aeroplanes and helicopters that happen to be passing by.[5] He is also known to talk about the food on offer, in particular cakes, for extended periods of time after the tea and lunch breaks with occasional interruptions of the situation on the field. He also uses the phrase "my dear old thing", or variants thereof, to address fellow commentators and guests.

    He frequently makes errors, for example failing to identify players correctly (one example was calling the England spinner Monty Panesar "Monty Python", and paceman Ryan Sidebottom "Ryan Stringfellow"), and is quite often lost for words in the more exciting passages of play." From Wiki
  • sheepworryingbhoy
    sheepworryingbhoy Posts: 167
    ....as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Someone who is not very good "on the tools" He couldn't fit his @rse on a bog seat.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • BeanPole
    BeanPole Posts: 47
    sheepworryingbhoy wrote:
    ....as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike.

    or as much use as:
    -tits on a fish
    -mudflaps on a tortoise
    -wing mirrors on a submarine
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    Frank the tank wrote:
    Someone who is not very good "on the tools" He couldn't fit his @rse on a bog seat.
    In the print trade: He couldn't print his ars* in the sand.
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • st68
    st68 Posts: 219
    so tight he wouldnt p1ss on you if you were on fire
    cheesy quaver
  • st68
    st68 Posts: 219
    or hes as sharp as a marble
    cheesy quaver
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    One of my faves from the Simpsons

    Homer: I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills.
    Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.
    Cycling weakly
  • Barkiesnake
    Barkiesnake Posts: 244
    "he couldn't hit a pigs a**s with a banjo"
    He's TAPS. (Thick As Pig S***)
    "She's so frigid Moses couldn't part her knees"
    Alternatively
    "So frigid when they open their legs a light comes on"
    "If you think you can, or if you think you can't, your right" Henry Ford
  • sheepworryingbhoy
    sheepworryingbhoy Posts: 167
    We used to call one of our strikers "Jigsaw" he alsways went to pieces inside the box....
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    neonwarhead wrote:
    Sweating like a PE teacher in a spelling test...

    HAHAHAHAHA - that's funny! (no, I'm not a PE teacher) :lol:

    If sh*t were brains he'd be constipated.

    Face like a smacked arse.

    About as welcome as a ham sandwich at a bar mitzvah.

    (when confronted by an attractive lady in a close-fitting garment) - Her top's so tight I'm having trouble breathing.
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs
  • Crapaud
    Crapaud Posts: 2,483
    sheepworryingbhoy wrote:
    We used to call one of our strikers "Jigsaw" he alsways went to pieces inside the box....
    Anecdotally, I've heard of a doctor who was called, "thrombosis" because he was a bloody clot.
    A fanatic is one who can’t change his mind and won’t change the subject - Churchill
  • all show no go
    all show no go Posts: 542
    About as innocent as a nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field....
    Let's close our eyes and see what happens
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    That's pi55ed on your strawberrys.

    You've sh1t your pot full.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    S/he's uglier than a bucket of smashed crabs!
    Crotch like a wind sock :lol:
    winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
    Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    BOBFOC -

    Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch.

    Butterface.jpg
  • STEFANOS4784
    STEFANOS4784 Posts: 4,109
    :lol::lol: Nice 8)
    winter beast: http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff016.jpg
    Summer beast; http://i497.photobucket.com/albums/rr34 ... uff015.jpg
  • BeanPole
    BeanPole Posts: 47
    all show no go wrote:
    About as innocent as a nun doing press-ups in a cucumber field....

    Surely you mean squats...
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    When one is constantly interrupted one should say,


    "I'm up and down like a whore's nightie"
    Head Hands Heart Lungs Legs

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