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UncleFred
UncleFred Posts: 227
edited August 2009 in The bottom bracket
"Disappear faster than a cake at fat camp"

Courtesey 1400: djlovesyou on 606: BBC TDF coverage
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  • Barkiesnake
    Barkiesnake Posts: 244
    Russell Howard on last nights Mock The Week refered to a large pair of womens breasts as "Tatty Bojangles" :D

    Random or what?
    "If you think you can, or if you think you can't, your right" Henry Ford
  • markos1963
    markos1963 Posts: 3,724
    Camper than a row of pink tents
    Norfolk, who nicked all the hills?

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3013/243 ... 8d.jpg?v=0
    http://img362.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... 076tl5.jpg
    http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3407 ... e001af.jpg
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    About as welcome as woodworm in a criples crutch.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    how about,

    "he's harder than woodpeckers lips"
  • Uncle Peter
    Uncle Peter Posts: 324
    A local favourite...

    As much use as a chocolate teapot
  • fatblokefromwarwick
    fatblokefromwarwick Posts: 331
    'he's not the brightest sandwich in the toolbox'
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    Flat as a witches t*t.

    Went down like a fart in a space suit.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • bulldicker
    bulldicker Posts: 61
    "Ooo get him he's like a dog with two dicks"
  • nick hanson
    nick hanson Posts: 1,655
    A few bricks short of a wall
    or
    Not the sharpest knife in the box
    so many cols,so little time!
  • st68
    st68 Posts: 219
    got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp
    cheesy quaver
  • Firecrakka
    Firecrakka Posts: 81
    Got a head like a half chewed mintie.

    Looks like they were set alight and put out with a bike chain.
  • downfader
    downfader Posts: 3,686
    Personal fave: Sweating like a Vicar in a brothel.

    (there is a catholic one I cant repeat here for obvious reasons :wink: Now that really IS offensive)
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    When viewing a badly poured pint:- It's got a bigger head than the elephant man.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • markos1963
    markos1963 Posts: 3,724
    Used on the railways

    Get it round you
    Norfolk, who nicked all the hills?

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3013/243 ... 8d.jpg?v=0
    http://img362.imageshack.us/my.php?imag ... 076tl5.jpg
    http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/3407 ... e001af.jpg
  • ince
    ince Posts: 289
    Looks like they hit every branch in the ugly tree.
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    If brains were dynamite he couldn't blow his hat off.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Firecrakka
    Firecrakka Posts: 81
    ^
    If brains were dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose. :wink:
  • john-e-big-guns
    john-e-big-guns Posts: 489
    Do'nt be a 'Tw@t' all your life.......Take a day off
    No Pain; No Gain;

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/john-e-big-guns/
  • Surf-Matt
    Surf-Matt Posts: 5,952
    As socially acceptable as a dog turd in a swimming pool

    As useful as an aerodynamic parachute
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    st68 wrote:
    got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

    alternatively, "....like a bulldog licking pee off a nettle" :wink:

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • johncp
    johncp Posts: 302
    ..face like a melted welly
    If you haven't got a headwind you're not trying hard enough
  • BigG67
    BigG67 Posts: 582
    Cooler than the other side of the pillow (c. Family Guy)
  • Ieuanllan
    Ieuanllan Posts: 152
    In response to anything blindingly obvious:

    Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    They've got a face like a bag of spanners.
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    He is so dense he can bend light
  • Frank the tank
    Frank the tank Posts: 6,553
    He's so tight he only breathes in. :shock:
    Tail end Charlie

    The above post may contain traces of sarcasm or/and bullsh*t.
  • thedaffodilfish
    thedaffodilfish Posts: 106
    my fav for a while now was Greg66's "what's that on the plate? Why, it's your ass. And he's handing it to you!"
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  • thedaffodilfish
    thedaffodilfish Posts: 106
    He knows two things and one of them's jack...
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  • thedaffodilfish
    thedaffodilfish Posts: 106
    Just before you attack off the front, you can turn to whoever's next to you and ask, a la LA, "do you like snooker, cos I'm about to break..." :roll:
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    Winter hack: Battered Sirrus - FCN 9
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    thedaffodilfish wrote:
    Just before you attack off the front, you can turn to whoever's next to you and ask, a la LA, "do you like snooker, cos I'm about to break..." :roll:

    Just make sure the break succeeds, otherwise they may come back at you with "Oh, and that's a bad miss..." as per Mitchell & Webb's snooker commentary sketches. :wink:

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal

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