The Chuck Norris Thread
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Chuck Norris regularly donates blood to the Red Cross, just not his own."I ride to eat"0
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.0
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Only Chuck Norris can score goal between the legs in water polo.
Only Chuck Norris can pump a table tennis ball.0 -
Chuck Norris could resurect his own thread - if he wanted to.I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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TimesLikeThese wrote:I thought chuck norris was gay...
chuck norris is not gay, there just arent enough womenRoad Bike; http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12727419
MTB; http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=12695499
Something I will never do justice; viewtopic.php?f=40044&t=128093330 -
Chuck Norris rejected the opportunity to form a coalition government with David Cameron0
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Chuck norris doesn't need to be elected of form a coalition, he could rule by himself if he wasn't too busy with meaningful stuff
Chuck Norris is the only person "you know who" ever feared/fears0 -
What's with the Chuck Norris obsession?
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Beats an obsession with a dead cheeseburger munching 50s pop star.
You DO know he's left the building right?
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When your beloved Chuck Norris is as famous as Elvis, then we can talk.
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When your beloved Elvis can roundhouse kick like Chuck, then we can talk
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Elvis was a black belt mate
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ElvisPresley wrote:Elvis was a Fat belt mate
ThankYouVerymuch"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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You must be a comedian fella with jokes like that :roll:
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Elvis isn't dead, he's just hiding from Chuck Norris0
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lol
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Chuck Norris doesn't have pedals on his bike, he just farts to propel himself. He's the fastest biker in the world.
It's Back!I like bikes and stuff0 -
Chuck Norris doesn't like gay porn. Josh does.0
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Holy monkies batman you found it!!0
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chuck norris would disembowel Andy with his little finger nail. Chuck Norris has nails like 9 inch flick knives.I like bikes and stuff0
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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat,.......Chuck only 3rd, Shaun White can't beat Chuck Norris...EVER WTF!!!
http://clutch.mtv.com/2011/04/28/6-grea ... -athletes/Ride it like you stole it!0 -
chuck norris will always survive judgement day, as he passes the judgement with a roundhouse kick, and no one ever survives a roundhouse from chuck norris0
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.I like bikes and stuff0
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Chuck Norris doesn't use FaceBook, Facebook uses Chuck Norris.I like bikes and stuff0
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Chuck Norris can win the Tour de France on a mountain bike with no chainRide it like you stole it!0
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Macho Man Randy Savage Elbow dropped Jesus, that's why there was no Rapture.
Chuck Norris refereed.0 -
kaytronika wrote:Macho Man Randy Savage Elbow dropped Jesus, that's why there was no Rapture.
Chuck Norris refereed.
Chuck Norris does standing on the sidelines better than anyoneI'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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I remember years ago reading "Combat" magazine and Chuck even had his own range of "kicking jeans" bit looser in the crotch area for "high kicking action" brilliant....
Could he arm wresstle a buffalo though0 -
Chuck Norris would break a buffalo's shoulder. And then dance on his arm. Chuck Norris is the best dancer in the world.I like bikes and stuff0
