The ^<v game...

The Northern Monkey

^ Knows a nice bike when he see's one

< Lazy

V Smells of cheese

The Big Cheese

^ well it is my nickname

< is pissed off because his Saint kit didn't turn up

v Has a thing about feet........

marinman1

^has a marin

<is a bit jealous

vhas been tempted by lycra while in a bike shop

IcarusGreen

^ is even more tempted by rubber while in a back street porn shop

< wears lycra under mtb shorts

v thinks roadies look good covered in golden syrup

Anonymous

^ looks rubbish in lycra so covers it up as its about the feel, not the performance.

< thinks everything looks good covered in golden syrup, even golden syrup.

v gets multi gymed daily, nightly and ever so rightly.

cambo

^ probably has a post in every thread

< is drinking JD and coke after a tough day at Penmachno

v is too busy watching Eurovision to reply

stevet1992

^ is wrong
< thinks that eurovision is a load of crap :roll:
v wears a gimp suit to work

Mr Wu

^ only knows that cause he came in to the shop beggin us to order the Gimp Horse costume with removable anus patch and a two c.o.c.k hole mouth piece

< doesnt actually work in a gimp shop

v is laughing at my post

batch78

^ Is disturbing in his knowledge of gimp suits
< Is disturbed
v Ought to be disturbed but probably not if they continue to reply

Chaz.Harding

^ Needs to man-up a bit

< Is not disturbed.

v Has a pink car

projectsome

^ wants to ride a penny farthing on a local trail

< jet washed his bike and got it looking like new but got it dirty within 30 mins!

v covers themselves in marmite and stands in the garden every evening

Surf-Matt

^ has an inside track on owl futures
< is starting to ache after that tri
v wants an S Works Epic for Xmas

Thewaylander

^ is going to give me said S-works epic

< is wondering why today is taking so long to finish at work so he can get his freshly serviced forks back on

v likes to sniff socks

robmanic1

^ shark bait
> offers nougat
v wants marzipan

Captain Turok

^ Has an issue with Toasty :?
< Single man after 4years in captivity! :twisted:
v Will be abducted by aliens on the w/end..

robmanic1

^ missed his slot
< missed his slot
v missed his slot

Captain Turok

^ missed his slot
< Missing a slot
v Another one for the aliens..

Chaz.Harding

^ Belives in aliens

< Thinks that aliens don't exist

v Put's peanut butter in bearings

bendylegs69

^hates cleaning bearings
<is sore
v is strange

bendylegs69

^hates cleaning bearings
<is sore
v is strange

Chaz.Harding

^ Is afraid of bearings

< Doesn't mind bearings

v Wants to be a woman!

IcarusGreen

^ Wants to be a man

< only wears a dress on a friday (with stockings)

v Likes to look at men in female clothes

batch78

^ is coming round mine on friday
< has MTFU a bit so come back into the game
v wants to come to mine on friday too

Mr Wu

^ his mum wants me to cum in her friday
< isnt getting any
v Is bored of my unfunny posts

TheRevOlutionary

^ Has very unfunny posts
< Wonders what is everyone's problem?
v Thought today was spelt Chewsday

mudsucker

^ is everyones problem
< Thought it was spelt chewsday?
v Has a very expensive bike but rides like a pansy.

whyamihere

^ Sucks mud
< Seems to dislocate a wrist every time he rides a mountain bike
v Is shocked about my frequent wrist dislocations

deadliest

^ Apparently its not just from bike riding :shock:
< Cant find the down arrow
v Is scared of the dark

bendylegs69

^carnt find the down arrow
<loves riding in the dark
v is affraid of the dark

snotty badger

^ rides in the dark

< prefers the lights on

v "pretends" to be gay