The ^<v game...

supersonic

^ great bike

< doesn't give a sh1t about the stanes

v because he knows England has the peaks, lakes, Wharncliffe and natural riding.

TheRevOlutionary

^ Got arrested for 'natural' riding

< Has booked his trip to the French Mansion!

v Is wondering what day it is, and where he should be...

soy_sauce

^ just realised he booked trip to the Italy Mansion by mistake

< just realised he suppose to be having a day off today when he got into work this morning... (got the day off cancelled now so i can take it for another day instead)

v eat fish & chips with his/her feet

Anonymous

^ doesnt know the difference between a male or a female

< has injured both hands playing basketball in a competition in which his team came dead last.

v smells.

blister pus

^ but not like a tangly matted sheep's bottom

< is contemplating buying a new rib cage, but cant find a left sided one

v drinks toilet duck

dav1

^ is the toilet duck
< still wants to get off work and go riding
v likes to let rip in lifts

TheRevOlutionary

^ Lets rip in lifts and blames someone else
< counting the minutes until half5
v has had to use his own tights to fix a fan belt

Mr Wu

^ Actually wears his mums tights when riding his bike

< Has finally sorted his brakes out

v enjoys a cerimonial five knuckle shuffle when the wifes out

snotty badger

^ is about to go his bars due to to the brakes being a bit sharper than usual

< is happy the weekend has landed!

v doesn't keep things "trim"

supersonic

^ badger flu

< has very hairy balls

v has no balls at all

projectsome

^ stole said balls cos they were bigger

< is gonna pimp his ride even more at the end of the month

v likes natural protien shakes....

Mr Wu

^ Pm'd me saying that he would like to drink my "natural" protien

< is after a white saddle, grips and pedals

v Wife sits on his face cause his nose is bigger than his wang

IcarusGreen

^ is obsessed with pubic hair

< is peeved with Halfords fooking up my new bike delivery (cycle to work scheme)

v likes the taste of genital warts, Mmmmm

The Northern Monkey

^Heads

<Shoulders

v Knees and toes

grandad3

^Spanks the monkey when wife out

<Spanks the monkey when wife in

Down: Hasnt got a monkey to spank (no down arrow key, where is it?)

The Northern Monkey

grandad3
Its "v" mate veeeeeeeeeee

TheRevOlutionary

^ Doesn't know what a 'v' is

< Is planning a quiet night in

v Is planning a quiet night out

Thewaylander

^ likes watch kinky movies on quiet nights in.

< is gonna quietly get mashed on his quiet night in

v is jealous of everyone elses quality quiet nights!

docker0141

^ shaves their legs

< is skint

v tells everyone about back in their day

TheRevOlutionary

^ Needs to list some bike parts on eBay to raise funds

< Back in my day there was no eBay...or computers!

v Secretly loves gardening, knitting & slippers

mudsucker

^ does love gardening, knitting and slippers
<is pleased its the weekend at last
v is a roadie pretending to be cool by hiding in the MTB section of the forum.

Anonymous

^ Secretley likes Euro Gimp roadie wear

< Is a roadie hiding in the MTB Forum

v Tries to do wheelies in secret but can only do the ones where you jump off the back of the bike, holding the handlebars with the bike vertical.

grandad3

^ needs a haircut

< has gone bald but i like it that way

v wants to ride his bike tomorrow but its gonna pXss it down all day, Hah

docker0141

^ is correct

< will go out riding, dosn't care about the weather

v needs to get that weird lump checked out

stevet1992

^ is incorrect
< has the next 2 weeks off on study leave for AS's aka riding time
V has to many bikes

Andy

^ Is a tart
< Is a tart
v is a tart

IcarusGreen

^ is a tart

< is really smart

v smells like a fart

TheRevOlutionary

^ Drives a smart

< Has a big heart

v Is sharp as a dart

snotty badger

^ is a poet but doesn't realy know it

< can't rhytme a word

v has a dirty secret...

stevet1992

^ might be a all american rejects fan
<is an all american rejects fan 8)
v has a nice bike