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  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    Il Principe wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    See now I'm trying to figure out what that group could be doing together that requires payment...

    I'm baffled.

    Taking EPO.
    Dude. Omerta, remember.
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    JonGinge wrote:
    Il Principe wrote:
    lost_in_thought wrote:
    See now I'm trying to figure out what that group could be doing together that requires payment...

    I'm baffled.

    Taking EPO.
    Dude. Omerta, remember.

    Sh1t, sorry. Meant to PM that...
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    cjcp wrote:
    Yep: It's like that, and that's the way it is. Huh!

    That's how the song goes, isn't it? :P

    You two are very welcome to join us too. I'm just planning to rob them of some of their hard earned cash. I just can't be specific in public for reasons known to others :wink:

    When you eventually get round to picking that hat up from me you're going to wonder why it smells a little funky.... almost like the inside of some cycle shorts
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    :shock:


    Tomorrow? Will text you.
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    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • Coriander
    Coriander Posts: 1,326
    cjcp wrote:
    :shock:


    Tomorrow? Will text you.

    You still want it???

    :shock: :shock:
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    CJ, very unlikely for me - I can't go out on the piss 4 nights running these days and Friday's my night off.

    However, you cycle past my house most days, just drop the "illegal PEDs"* through my "letterbox"** and I'll sort you out later.

    * and ** are code words for - ah crap, CODE words, I get it now. Oops.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    So can I get in on this or not?
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Cafewanda
    Cafewanda Posts: 2,788
    Should have stuck to PMs boys. Secret messages on the forum just makes others curious/nosy/interested :)

    or sent out a group text
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    biondino wrote:
    CJ, very unlikely for me - I can't go out on the wee-wee 4 nights running these days and Friday's my night off.

    However, you cycle past my house most days, just drop the "illegal PEDs"* through my "letterbox"** and I'll sort you out later.

    * and ** are code words for - ah crap, CODE words, I get it now. Oops.

    It's weird how BR censors p!ss (piss) but not crap...
    FCN 7/1
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  • Aidy
    Aidy Posts: 2,015
    I want to be in the cool club too :(
  • jonginge
    jonginge Posts: 5,945
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    So can I get in on this or not?
    Certainly. But you must find the way yourself. The path is not easily trod...
    FCN 2-4 "Shut up legs", Jens Voigt
    Planet-x Scott
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  • Sewinman
    Sewinman Posts: 2,131
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    So can I get in on this or not?

    Viagra bulk buy?
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    Aidy wrote:
    I want to be in the cool club too :(

    But you already are! :)
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    biondino wrote:
    CJ, very unlikely for me - I can't go out on the wee-wee 4 nights running these days and Friday's my night off.

    However, you cycle past my house most days, just drop the "illegal PEDs"* through my "letterbox"** and I'll sort you out later.

    * and ** are code words for - ah crap, CODE words, I get it now. Oops.

    No probs. I'll call at your house - in the morning though, not evening. I usually summit Bolan Bridge at around 8.20. That too early?
    FCN 2-4.

    "What happens when the hammer goes down, kids?"
    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • Aidy
    Aidy Posts: 2,015
    cjcp wrote:
    Aidy wrote:
    I want to be in the cool club too :(

    But you already are! :)

    Yay! That was easy :)
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    JonGinge wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    So can I get in on this or not?
    Certainly. But you must find the way yourself. The path is not easily trod...

    Star-Wars-The-Force-Unleashed-659.jpg

    Yes my master....

    But if you happen to tell me what it is then the path shall have light cast upon it so it may be tread more easily....
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    Seriously DDD - there are more than enough "what lights to get" threads out there already...
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    All this talk of pubs is making me mighty thirsty, anyone fancy a quickie?
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    You really shouldn't ask that question, I might turn up....

    Mmmmm ale mmmmmm

    Checks wallet... a moth is chewing on my last £5.

    Damn.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    You really shouldn't ask that question, I might turn up....

    Mmmmm ale mmmmmm

    Checks wallet... a moth is chewing on my last £5.

    Damn.

    @DDD what time do you leave? I figure our commutes must cross paths.
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    itboffin wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    You really shouldn't ask that question, I might turn up....

    Mmmmm ale mmmmmm

    Checks wallet... a moth is chewing on my last £5.

    Damn.

    @DDD what time do you leave? I figure our commutes must cross paths.

    Anytime from now.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    itboffin wrote:
    All this talk of pubs is making me mighty thirsty, anyone fancy a quickie?

    myself and IP are going to butcher lambs
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    You really shouldn't ask that question, I might turn up....

    Mmmmm ale mmmmmm

    Checks wallet... a moth is chewing on my last £5.

    Damn.

    @DDD what time do you leave? I figure our commutes must cross paths.

    Anytime from now.

    to late I shot off like a rocket heading south, already on the train and considering donning Lycra again, currently sporting a rather attractive sweat soaked see through White shirt effect and hobbo tache all I need now is a can of strong lager ;)
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Clever Pun wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    All this talk of pubs is making me mighty thirsty, anyone fancy a quickie?

    myself and IP are going to butcher lambs

    Is that code for man sex? :roll:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Clever Pun wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    All this talk of pubs is making me mighty thirsty, anyone fancy a quickie?

    myself and IP are going to butcher lambs

    I am very jealous of you two!
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
    Clever Pun wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    All this talk of pubs is making me mighty thirsty, anyone fancy a quickie?

    myself and IP are going to butcher lambs

    Ah I was hoping for beef but hey ho, the prospect of taking a cleaver to anything is exciting enough. "Here lamby lamby..."
    :twisted:
  • _Brun_
    _Brun_ Posts: 1,740
    It's that episode of the IT Crowd.

    CP placed a small ad that he would like someone to slaughter lamb with. Unfortunately his English isn't very good and Jimbo kind of got the wrong end of the stick.

    About now he'll be getting the wrong end of a skewer.
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    _Brun_ wrote:
    It's that episode of the IT Crowd.

    CP placed a small ad that he would like someone to slaughter lamb with. Unfortunately his English isn't very good and Jimbo kind of got the wrong end of the stick.

    About now he'll be getting the wrong end of a skewer.

    I boned a shoulder of lamb last night...true story :lol:

    It was a ginger pig butchery class, very enjoyable, I might well look into the others.
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Beer?

    Yes i'm look at you :shock:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • MonkeyMonster
    MonkeyMonster Posts: 4,629
    I'm looking at beers tomorrow for sure...
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