Morpeth Social Club

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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Sketchley wrote:
    Just me and CP then? Anyone else?

    Hey, wait... wut?

    I can't make it...
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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Sketchley wrote:
    Just me and CP then? Anyone else?

    Hey, wait... wut?

    I can't make it...

    @CP, its the other CP (CyclingProp). They can get together and talk about men playing with funny shaped balls.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Sketchley wrote:
    Just me and CP then? Anyone else?

    Hey, wait... wut?

    I can't make it...

    sorry, other cp, as in cyclingprop, trying to be economical with typing, one hand and all that......
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    Chris

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  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    I'm game for one or two, if you are. You say the word.
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • sketchley
    sketchley Posts: 4,238
    I'm game for one or two, if you are. You say the word.

    Sorry, still at work and colleagues here just invited me out.
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    Chris

    Genesis Equilibrium - FCN 3/4/5
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    Lame :(
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    Clever Pun wrote:
    Sketchley wrote:
    Just me and CP then? Anyone else?

    Hey, wait... wut?

    I can't make it...

    @CP, its the other CP (CyclingProp). They can get together and talk about men playing with funny shaped balls.

    Yeah... I got that.. I'm CP.. Cprp is an imposter

    only one CP
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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    beers anyone?
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  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    itboffin wrote:
    beers anyone?

    May be passing by around 7-7.30 so will swing by and see if anyone is around
  • mr_ribble
    mr_ribble Posts: 1,068
    I've never ventured to the Morpeth, but one day I will. I've often wondered about logistics though. Like, do you need a lock, and dont the other pub goers think its strange that there are all these people in lyrca. Is packing a pair of baggies advisable, or is it just a case of not wearing the supertight white skinsuit on that day. And what happens after I've had ten pints. Have people already created "wiggley" strava segments.
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    Mr_Ribble wrote:
    I've never ventured to the Morpeth, but one day I will. I've often wondered about logistics though. Like, do you need a lock, and dont the other pub goers think its strange that there are all these people in lyrca. Is packing a pair of baggies advisable, or is it just a case of not wearing the supertight white skinsuit on that day. And what happens after I've had ten pints. Have people already created "wiggley" strava segments.

    If you have super thighs then they have blankets to cover them up with. Stop all the attention I/we generally get. There's usually ITBs resident lock. Ten pints is doable. You tend to hit the Strava segments harder as you don't feel pain.
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    WTF is with this advert doing on the Morpeth page. Something to do with DDD

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  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    Mr_Ribble wrote:
    I've never ventured to the Morpeth, but one day I will. I've often wondered about logistics though. Like, do you need a lock, and dont the other pub goers think its strange that there are all these people in lyrca. Is packing a pair of baggies advisable, or is it just a case of not wearing the supertight white skinsuit on that day. And what happens after I've had ten pints. Have people already created "wiggley" strava segments.

    There is strength in numbers. You feel less out of place in head to toe lycra when there are a few others dressed similarly. The staff know us and don't bat an eyelid, but one female drinker did ask me if I was circumcised. ITB still laughs at this. Take baggies if you are shy, or if, ahem, it a bit cold that day.

    There are raillings outside, so you can lock your bike to them, but we usually drink outside (now with patio heaters) so that we can look at our bikes as we talk about them. Because of this, a lock may not be necessary, but someone usually has a lock that they are willing to share.

    Drinking and cycling is not advisable and I never do it*. I don't think drinking and riding is a specific offence but may come under a catch-all offence such as drunk and disorderly. Take special care if you do drink and ride.





    *This may not be true.
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    JZed wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    beers anyone?

    May be passing by around 7-7.30 so will swing by and see if anyone is around


    this.. is there any strava segments around there I can embarrass myself on?
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  • il_principe
    il_principe Posts: 9,155
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,072
    Tiz Friday tomorrow, duh!?

    I think i still have a lock outside
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    I may try and come across for a couple. Hoping to get up north tomorrow for a test ride and a fitting on one of these....

    cannondale-12-s6evoRR-1000.jpg
  • EKE_38BPM
    EKE_38BPM Posts: 5,821
    JZed wrote:
    I may try and come across for a couple. Hoping to get up north tomorrow for a test ride and a fitting on one of these....

    cannondale-12-s6evoRR-1000.jpg

    THOSE WHEELS ARE VERY SHOUTY!
    FCN 3: Raleigh Record Ace fixie-to be resurrected sometime in the future
    FCN 4: Planet X Schmaffenschmack 2- workhorse
    FCN 9: B Twin Vitamin - winter commuter/loan bike for trainees

    I'm hungry. I'm always hungry!
  • raffa cakes
    raffa cakes Posts: 30
    EKE_38BPM wrote:
    JZed wrote:
    I may try and come across for a couple. Hoping to get up north tomorrow for a test ride and a fitting on one of these....

    cannondale-12-s6evoRR-1000.jpg

    THOSE WHEELS ARE VERY SHOUTY!
    I'm a fan. Who makes them?
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    In.. I've even got a lock... and a thirst
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    What time are you lot turning up? I might make an appearance depending on time. Promise I won't moan or whine about anything ;).
  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    Will you be wearing red trousers?
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Will you be wearing red trousers?

    Will you be really disappointed if I say I won't?
  • mr_ribble
    mr_ribble Posts: 1,068
    JZed.... that is damn ugly! Looks like someone has eaten a bowl of carbon and then vomitted it back up
  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    Mr_Ribble wrote:
    JZed.... that is damn ugly! Looks like someone has eaten a bowl of carbon and then vomitted it back up

    and then snotted on it


    I'll be there 6.30... I'm sure there will be some a little earlier
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  • cyclingprop
    cyclingprop Posts: 2,426
    Will you be wearing red trousers?

    Will you be really disappointed if I say I won't?

    A bit. Will you at least have something red on?
    What do you mean you think 64cm is a big frame?
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Will you be wearing red trousers?

    Will you be really disappointed if I say I won't?

    A bit. Will you at least have something red on?

    Nope. I'm a bit tasteful with black rapha top & shorts.

    ERROR.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Hmmm. I finish at 5, so will be there a little (quite a bit) earlier. Anyone going to be around at 5:30ish?
  • jzed
    jzed Posts: 2,926
    Hmmm. I finish at 5, so will be there a little (quite a bit) earlier. Anyone going to be around at 5:30ish?

    5.45ish.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Schön.