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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,673
    a bit like a Swedish meat ball. Round. :lol:
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    pork AND beef?

    there's nothing wrong with being open-minded i suppose...
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Mike wrote:
    I don't play silly :(
    It's more of a vocation with you isn't it Mike?

    I don't know what Vocation means.

    Is it like a Holiday?
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Dictionary for Mr Mike please! :roll:

    Ladybird edition.... :twisted:
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Oh right, so it's true, sarcasm (or similar) doesn't carry over text, either that or you're just stupid?
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    In fact, looking back, how can you even _think_ that I would say that seriously?
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Mike wrote:
    In fact, looking back, how can you even _think_ that I would say that seriously?
    Bless. Taunting you is like playing cricket with a beach ball. Far too easy to hit... :mrgreen:
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    But it never gets very far does it.

    :lol:
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Mike wrote:
    But it never gets very far does it.
    No, it just sits there begging to be hit again....<sigh> :roll:
  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    Fucking hell is this still going on?
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Depends on how good your opponent is, and which rules you were playing in 'said' beach cricket.

    I mean, you could stick to the traditional cricket rules and have all sorts of complications when using a beach ball to play, or you could migrate to the recently new 20/twenty rules, or perhaps super 6's?

    Please tell me, which rules, in detail please, would you be adopting for your game? Then I might be able to help you decide whether I, or said ball would be able to be hit twice (Or more) in one go.
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    SJ wrote:
    ******* hell is this still going on?


    I tried using humor to get myself out of it, but this machosadist lesbian freakfest's mouse is so far up her fat arse she can't leave it.
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Mike wrote:
    SJ wrote:
    ******* hell is this still going on?
    I tried using humor to get myself out of it, but this machosadist lesbian freakfest's mouse is so far up her fat arse she can't leave it.
    Oh dear.... :lol::lol::lol:
    Amazing, I can taunt you merely by squeezing my butt cheeks!
    <wanders off to buy beer and laugh some more>
  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    Mike wrote:
    SJ wrote:
    ******* hell is this still going on?


    I tried using humor to get myself out of it, but this machosadist lesbian freakfest's mouse is so far up her fat arse she can't leave it.

    Haha!
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • eviLtwin
    eviLtwin Posts: 50
    You are a naughty Chuffy.

    Bend over to be spanked... :twisted:
  • skamanfrank
    skamanfrank Posts: 615
    OK, someone care to summarise what's happened in here since I ran out promptly after shouting "boobies"?
    Frank

    I can't be bothered to get my sig working
  • eviLtwin
    eviLtwin Posts: 50
    Don't worry: Lots of people looked in, the C+ lot have a different sense of humour from the MBUK lot. Most people don't get the jokes. Chaos ensues.

    Think "throwing petrol on a bonfire" and you'll have it about right.
  • November
    November Posts: 130
    Agreed. That sounds like it. :D
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    **grabs popcorn**
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    EvilT! Long time no...play :twisted:

    Sj - It's like having a bouncy ball onna bit of string attached to a bat. You hit the ball, it goes away but then it comes back to be hit again! Either that or there's some *really* weird chemistry going on. :shock:
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    Bags I be Scully. :wink:
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    ...but we did stop to discuss shoes, dancing and you sang me a Wurzels song. :D
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Which shoes suit women with 'kankles' then Aunty?
  • eviLtwin
    eviLtwin Posts: 50
    EvilT! Long time no...play :twisted:

    Well, you bring out a certain ...quality in me. :D

    Are you going to poke that nice boy some more? can I watch?
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    EvilT -->"Are you going to poke that nice boy some more? can I watch?"
    No nice boys round here. Will Mike do?
  • eviLtwin
    eviLtwin Posts: 50
    Poo! Want to borrow my poking stick? I cleaned the blood off, after the last time.
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Does it give you middle aged lesbo freaks satisfaction when you try to claim your superiority on an internet forum over me?

    I hate to think what you do with lesser beings then me. :roll:
  • eviLtwin
    eviLtwin Posts: 50
    Mike wrote:
    Does it give you middle aged lesbo freaks satisfaction when you try to claim your superiority on an internet forum over me?

    Dearie me, and we haven't even been introduced. Such an intemperate chap.
    I hate to think what you do with lesser beings then me. :roll:

    I think we feed them to the mussels, don't we?
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    To be honest, it started off as a bit of a giggle, but your mate obviously had nothing better to do?
  • eviLtwin
    eviLtwin Posts: 50
    I can assure you the smile on Aunty's face will be ear-splitting. :D

    Ah well, I'm sorry to disappoint your eager attentions, but some of us have things to do, people to see, bodies to bury, you know how it is?

    Nitey nite, Mike.
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    edited July 2007
    Mike --> "Does it give you middle aged lesbo freaks satisfaction when you try to claim your superiority on an internet forum over me?"

    Oh I don't know. Maybe it's something to do with you thinking that 'lesbian' is a term of abuse that kinda gets my hackles up....
    Welcome to to the 21st century boy. Good luck, you're going to need it.