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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    I'm sure one of the lads will do it for him, don't worry. :wink:
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Manly wound licking.
    I believe one can buy DVDs of that.
    So I've heard.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    Manly wound licking.
    I believe one can buy DVDs of that.
    So I've heard.

    I bet you know about it because you have them dvds, don't you? :wink:
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Is Mike licking his wounds or can't he bend round that far?
    Any volunteers to lick them for him? Anyone?

    You still going on about it almost 2 days later you great big lesbo?
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Kitty wrote:
    Manly wound licking.
    I believe one can buy DVDs of that.
    So I've heard.

    I bet you know about it because you have them dvds, don't you? :wink:

    What are you? 5?
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Mike wrote:
    Kitty wrote:
    Manly wound licking.
    I believe one can buy DVDs of that.
    So I've heard.

    I bet you know about it because you have them dvds, don't you? :wink:

    What are you? 5?
    I borrowed them off your dad. Can you ask him when he wants them back?
  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    so, just to clarify - who is here now? MBUK, whatmtb and i'm guessing there's another forum involved too, to account for the 'angry' ladies?
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    mudface wrote:
    so, just to clarify - who is here now? MBUK, whatmtb and i'm guessing there's another forum involved too, to account for the 'angry' ladies?

    Not angry really. I just want to play with your gimp. I promise not to break him... :twisted:
  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    er... my gimp? i'm a mountain biker not a dominatrix. and my bf hates oranges. have i got the wrong forum here? have i accidently stumbled upon the teenage angst one?
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Sounds like you know more than you're letting on Mudders... :wink:
    But you can't keep a toy like Mike all to yourselves, that's so unfair. I think you should let other people...play...with him. :twisted:
  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    Kitty wrote:
    SJ wrote:
    He's actually a genuinely lovely fella, mid 40's I believe, ex marine :wink:
    Appart from he hates me, to the point he told me to put my head in a blender and video it for him, was a good comeback but yeah he really doesn't like me so I'm told. Even though it's his fault I'm here really.
    Yeah but he was a marine and for that he can get away with it!
    mudface wrote:
    have i got the wrong forum here? have i accidently stumbled upon the teenage angst one?

    Haha! I wondered the same thing!

    There's MBUK in here and some WMTB, not sure where Aunty Rubbish came from though.
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    who is mike? if i had one, i'd gladly give him to you - i require no mikes.

    it is friday. i think that you should do a little friday dance, aunty rubbish, it might cheer you up a bit.
  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    Mike is from the former MBUK. He likes to play silly but he's actually a nice bloke and has a gorgeous babby girl!
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Dance? In these shoes? I don't think so girlfiend... :shock:
    <does small wiggle in chair instead>
  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    i don't see the point of shoes in which you are unable to dance.

    ridiculous.
  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    :shock: Conversation has turned to shoes!!!!

    I love shoes. Seriously, I have an obsession. Ask anyone.

    Today I am sporting chocolate brown wedge courts with a little ankle strap and rainbow coloured stitching. How about you all?
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • Bagonabike
    Bagonabike Posts: 2,239
    edited July 2007
    mudface wrote:
    i don't see the point of shoes in which you are unable to dance.

    ridiculous.

    But can you dance in your cycling shoes?

    I'm wearing old Sonomas.

    Most of my other shoes live in their tissue paper.
  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    nice grippy globe trainers.

    dress down day today, and as i ride to work every day, i just kept 'em on.

    i'm with you on the shoes thing, but i'm more of a boots girl. i have a LOT of boots. i also have some beautiful shoes, but i rarely get to wear them, as they're a little too posh for most of the places i frequent. must get the bf to take me to expensive places more often....
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    I have very comfortable shoes.
  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    so why can't you dance in them?

    i suggest that you are LAZY.

    yes, that's right - L A Z Y - that's Y O U.

    are you wearing dungarees by any chance?
  • Bagonabike
    Bagonabike Posts: 2,239
    mudface wrote:
    yes, that's right - L A Z Y - that's Y O U.

    are you wearing dungarees by any chance?
    Jeez, I hope that just because Aunty wears comfortable shoes and is lazy you're not making a snap judgement that they're a manual labourer. :wink:
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Lazy? Bugger, you got me....
    But dungarees? This is 2007, not 1992 girl!
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    I don't play silly :(
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Mike wrote:
    I don't play silly :(
    It's more of a vocation with you isn't it Mike?
  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    do dungarees not exist any more then? only i'm sure i saw some in the window of river island the other day...

    men in dungarees are the funniest. craig mcloughlin (sp?) in neighbours YEARS ago was the best.
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    mudface wrote:
    do dungarees not exist any more then? only i'm sure i saw some in the window of river island the other day...
    men in dungarees are the funniest. craig mcloughlin (sp?) in neighbours YEARS ago was the best.
    <shudder> I refuse to be styled by the Wurzels.... :shock:
  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    lol.

    i wouldn't mind a go in a combine harvester though. 8)
  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
    An' I'll give you the key
    Come on now let's get together
    In perfect harmony
    I got twenty acres
    An' you got forty-three
    Now I got a brand new combine harvester
    An' I'll give you the key
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    i used to wear dungarees in the '90's for Work though.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
    Parktools :?:SheldonBrown
  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    did you look like one of the village people?

    pics please.