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  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    Which one was the Militant Lesbian?
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • robb_o
    robb_o Posts: 332
    Hi. I'm here for the aforementioned 'Women'...
  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    you're here for us in what way exactly? you fancy doing our laundry or mending socks or something?
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    Hold the Phone!

    This section is full of women yes?

    Has anyone considered asking for NEKKIDPIXORZ yet?

    :D
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  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    i have, el capitano.

    so go on then.. where are they? or haven't they 'dropped' yet? judging by the text speak i'd guess not..
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    mudface wrote:
    i have, el capitano.

    so go on then.. where are they? or haven't they 'dropped' yet? judging by the text speak i'd guess not..

    Haw Haw! Obviously I should introduce myself, although I'm from the MBUK side of things, I am considerably older than most of their members. Well, to tell the truth, I'm officially their oldest member. So, your "have they dropped yet" quip is sadly way off the mark.
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  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    Mudface, let me introduce Stuart! You'll get used to the humour! :D
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  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    *gyrates*
    Check out my site - http://www.trail-dog.co.uk
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  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    but do i WANT to get used to this so-called 'humour' is the question.

    how old are you then? under 50? mid-life crisis? :lol:
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  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    He's actually a genuinely lovely fella, mid 40's I believe, ex marine :wink:
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    43. And TBH, I've been have a crisis since my mid 20's..... :D
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    El Capitano wrote:
    43. And TBH, I've been have a crisis since my mid 20's..... :D

    hello granddad.

    :lol:
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    i'm kidding. you'll get used to my sense of humour too. maybe. most of whatmb didn't, hence most of them thinking i am really scary and mean. :lol:

    to be fair, we're all fully grown adults who like to spend our weekends riding around on push bikes as fast as we can down big hills. none of us can really claim to be sensible and responsible human beings. :)
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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,401
    mudface wrote:
    i'm kidding. you'll get used to my sense of humour too. maybe. most of whatmb didn't, hence most of them thinking i am really scary and mean. :lol:

    I like you already! :D
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    You are scary! The votes proved it ;-)
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  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    when i won the 'scariest forum member' accolade, i laughed and posted that they fear a slight woman who once cried when her goldfish died. the post got mysteriously deleted.

    don't tell anyone that by the way, or they will throw me out of the ballerina mafia.
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    I don't think i can have my most prolific poster award now we have merged! Some people even sadder than me!
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  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    supersonic wrote:
    You are scary! The votes proved it ;-)

    so what did everyone think scary l'il me was going to do? let their tyres down to a normal psi, and tangle a feather boa in their chains? :wink:
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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    Corrr, you MBUK women have found yourself a nice home here...


    *waves at all the ladies*

    *leaves as vaginas are scary*
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  • nicklouse
    nicklouse Posts: 50,675
    supersonic wrote:
    I don't think i can have my most prolific poster award now we have merged! Some people even sadder than me!

    not many. and one is enhanced.
    "Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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  • supersonic
    supersonic Posts: 82,708
    Oh no, much worse Mudface - putting ball bearings in the handlebars, pure evil.
    GT ZASKAR CARBON TEAM

    VOODOO CANZO

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  • mudface
    mudface Posts: 1,733
    hand't thought of that - nice one!
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  • lacuna
    lacuna Posts: 4,004
    So this is where we come to pick up fit biker chicks?

    Excellent.
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  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    Hold on hold on...
    a. Lacuna, most of the posters so far have been blokes, but they want you too.
    2. We're meant to ride the bikes? I usually just push it, then get on, then wobble a bit and fall off.
    ™. I want a mid-life crisis :(
    Looks like a Kona
  • Matt
    Matt Posts: 5,288
    lacuna wrote:
    So this is where we come to pick up fit biker chicks?

    Excellent.

    I wish. They're angry, and enjoy being mean to us. MBUK has better women. (no offense to the one or two odd friendly women from other places)
  • November
    November Posts: 130
    Please don't get a midlife crisis, Tartanyak. You're hard enough to handle without one.
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  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    SJ wrote:
    He's actually a genuinely lovely fella, mid 40's I believe, ex marine :wink:


    Appart from he hates me, to the point he told me to put my head in a blender and video it for him, was a good comeback but yeah he really doesn't like me so I'm told. Even though it's his fault I'm here really.
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  • November
    November Posts: 130
    Cor, this thread is really meant to be a bloodbattle isn't it?
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  • Tartanyak
    Tartanyak Posts: 1,538
    It's interesting how some people react to things...
    Looks like a Kona
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Is Mike licking his wounds or can't he bend round that far?
    Any volunteers to lick them for him? Anyone?

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