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  • redshift
    redshift Posts: 1,861
    I refer the honourable gentleman to the post I made some moments ago... :roll:
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  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    "Oh peanuts"?

    Yea, nice :)
  • Ravenbait
    Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
    Mike wrote:
    Ravenbait = knobhead.gif
    Gosh.

    I'm ever so shocked and offended.

    :roll:

    Sam

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  • Bagonabike
    Bagonabike Posts: 2,239
    OOoh, I thought it was a very schmall grey homburg.
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Thought you might be.

    Fucking women, always jumping to conclusions.

    Right I'm leaving before I get some pre-menstrual shit.
  • St.D1ckie
    St.D1ckie Posts: 982
    Ravenbait wrote:
    redshift wrote:
    You know, this new site's full of sections I just know I'm *never* going to look at again.

    So tell me, where's the mtb section called 'men' then? where we can go and poke fun at blokes?
    I don't think there is one, Shifty.

    Sadly. I'd have enjoyed perusing some threads on prostate problems and the dos and don'ts of genital region shaving when there's a dangly thing to get in the way.

    Sam

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  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    OMG! Ladies on the INTERWEBNETZ! :o
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  • SJ
    SJ Posts: 2,871
    Hello Stuart... :lol:
    a dirtbag of the most delightful variety
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Evening ladies (yes Sam, even you... :wink: ). Has anyone got a banana to throw at Mike? Might keep him quiet while he scratches his balls and tries to find his nob.



    Oh dear, it's started already.... :roll:
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    SJ wrote:
    Hello Stuart... :lol:

    Good Evening Miss SJ. :twisted:

    BTW - your sig is giving me a migrane!
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  • November
    November Posts: 130
    Hello Stu!
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  • Ravenbait
    Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
    Aunty Rubbish wrote:
    Evening ladies (yes Sam, even you... :wink: ). Has anyone got a banana to throw at Mike? Might keep him quiet while he scratches his balls and tries to find his nob.

    DARLING!!!

    Do you have a magnifying glass handy for the little angel?

    Sam

    http://ravenfamily.org
    "You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"
    http://gentlemencyclists.org
    "Ya'd think we could just attracts ants, like normal people."
  • redshift
    redshift Posts: 1,861
    Chuffy!

    Hello. :mrgreen:
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    Windcheetah 176
    http://www.redshift.uklinux.net/
    Snarking, fester-twister. Speetling along like a trolley with scorches
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Aunty Rubbish wrote:
    Evening ladies (yes Sam, even you... :wink: ). Has anyone got a banana to throw at Mike? Might keep him quiet while he scratches his balls and tries to find his nob.



    Oh dear, it's started already.... :roll:

    :?:

    Now why would you say something nasty like that?
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    As someone once said, "it's like a penis, only smaller"...

    Sorry Mike, I'll use shorter words next time.
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Mike wrote:
    Now why would you say something nasty like that?

    Here's a clue...
    "Thought you might be.
    Fucking women, always jumping to conclusions.
    Right I'm leaving before I get some pre-menstrual shit."

    Evolve or grow up. Your choice knuckle boy.
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Sorry, I should have directed that directly at that Raven lady.

    It's funny 'cause...

    Ah forget it, always fighting a losing battle.
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Aunty Rubbish wrote:
    Mike wrote:
    Now why would you say something nasty like that?

    Here's a clue...
    "Thought you might be.
    ******* women, always jumping to conclusions.
    Right I'm leaving before I get some pre-menstrual shoot."

    Evolve or grow up. Your choice knuckle boy.

    Oh and just out of curiosity, what way should I go about evolving? 'Cause there's no way I'm gonna grow up.
  • Aunty Rubbish
    Aunty Rubbish Posts: 1,010
    Mike wrote:
    Cause there's no way I'm gonna grow up.
    Don't worry Mike, no need to explain. We kinda worked that out for ourselves... :roll:
    Losing battle? You're in an arse kicking contest with porcupines boy.
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Oh come on, where's your humour?

    Ever heard the saying; "We only grow up when we stop playing"?

    And besides, I'd rather you didn't refer to me in the derogatry manner "boy"

    It offends my ego.
  • Ravenbait
    Ravenbait Posts: 13,064
    Mike wrote:
    Oh come on, where's your humour?

    Ever heard the saying; "We only grow up when we stop playing"?

    And besides, I'd rather you didn't refer to me in the derogatry manner "boy"

    It offends my ego.
    Of course, you referring to me as "dickhead" is perfectly acceptable. And oh so hilarious.

    Sam

    http://ravenfamily.org
    "You might remember that 'annoyed' is my natural state!"
    http://gentlemencyclists.org
    "Ya'd think we could just attracts ants, like normal people."
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    But to begin with you made an implication towards Phil, which I found unacceptable, yet it was fine for you to do so?

    Hmmm.
  • redshift
    redshift Posts: 1,861
    Mike wrote:
    And besides, I'd rather you didn't refer to me in the derogatry manner "boy"

    It offends my ego.

    If only your cortex lived up to your ego. This conversation would have been so much fun.

    Since you refused grow up, the epithet 'boy' is completely warranted. There's a second 'o' in derogatory too. You seem to have the spelling of a child, as well as the brain.
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    http://www.redshift.uklinux.net/
    Snarking, fester-twister. Speetling along like a trolley with scorches
  • November
    November Posts: 130
    Oh dear.
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  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Well played.

    tv01.jpg

    Hooohahaaa.
  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    redshift wrote:
    Mike wrote:
    And besides, I'd rather you didn't refer to me in the derogatry manner "boy"

    It offends my ego.

    If only your cortex lived up to your ego. This conversation would have been so much fun.

    Since you refused grow up, the epithet 'boy' is completely warranted. There's a second 'o' in derogatory too. You seem to have the spelling of a child, as well as the brain.


    And besides, did that post really read srsly?

    How's that for speling?
  • redshift
    redshift Posts: 1,861
    ...and no sense of irony, either.
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    Windcheetah 176
    http://www.redshift.uklinux.net/
    Snarking, fester-twister. Speetling along like a trolley with scorches
  • El Capitano
    El Capitano Posts: 6,400
    *fetches popcorn*
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  • November
    November Posts: 130
    <hands El Cap a drink>
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  • mike1-2
    mike1-2 Posts: 456
    redshift wrote:
    ...and no sense of irony, either.

    You're right, in doesn't carry in text.

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