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Jeebus returns

SamSam Posts: 104
edited February 2016 in The Crudcatcher
"And there was much rejoicing through the promised land, for the messiah had returned for another week of biblical speil." Sam 00:39

"And there was much rejoicing" Sam 00:39


So, so you think you can tell, heaven from hell? Blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?Do you think you can tell?
"It's the mentally challenged members of the forum trying to look good e.g SAM AND MIKE"
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  • AlexAlex Posts: 2,224
    "The people looked upon Jeebus, and saw that he was the messiah, but some still did not believe that he had returned"
    Alex 00:42




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  • SamSam Posts: 104
    "And the messiah felt pity, for His return marked a new age for the simple peoples of His land. And those that did not believe were banished, and shalt live there lives through the ordeal of certain Trials." Sam 00:45


    So, so you think you can tell, heaven from hell? Blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?Do you think you can tell?
    "It's the mentally challenged members of the forum trying to look good e.g SAM AND MIKE"
  • mike1-2mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Hmmm. Mike 00:47
  • SamSam Posts: 104
    "And the messiah called down unto his peoples, hark, hark my brethren, for Mike, is a voice of the messiah himself." Sam 00:50


    So, so you think you can tell, heaven from hell? Blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?Do you think you can tell?
    "It's the mentally challenged members of the forum trying to look good e.g SAM AND MIKE"
  • whyamiherewhyamihere Posts: 7,244
    "And lo, the people rejoiced, dancing and thinking about Naked Mole Rats" Chris 00:53

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  • mike1-2mike1-2 Posts: 456
    *Booming voice*

    Could somebody please explain to me what all this is about please? Mike 00:53
  • whyamiherewhyamihere Posts: 7,244
    *Timid voice*

    "No" Chris 00:55

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  • SamSam Posts: 104
    "And Jeebus proclaimed unto the booming voice, it is I, your messiah. And I have returned to wrong the rights of this land. And there will be much rejoicing. And there will be much communion. And there will be much banter." Sam 00:56




    So, so you think you can tell, heaven from hell? Blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?Do you think you can tell?
    "It's the mentally challenged members of the forum trying to look good e.g SAM AND MIKE"
  • mike1-2mike1-2 Posts: 456
    Coolio, enjoy your stay mate Mike 01:02
  • SamSam Posts: 104
    "And the messiah sent blessings to his brother" Sam 01:04


    So, so you think you can tell, heaven from hell? Blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?Do you think you can tell?
    "It's the mentally challenged members of the forum trying to look good e.g SAM AND MIKE"
  • AlexAlex Posts: 2,224
    "And behold, the messiah's most powerful ally declared 'All those who offer unwelcome scripture shall be stricken from the books of Jeebus, and thier names cursed.' Jeebus looked upon the scripture and declared some of it heresy, It was struck from record and the creators punished, most harshly" Alex 9:25




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  • parrymanparryman Posts: 7,760
    "the meek among the thronging crowds began to wonder if the triumphant return of the (alleged) messiah was in fact an elaborate hoax" ParryMan 9:20


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  • (Matt)(Matt) Posts: 11
    "This is stupid, why do so many people love Sam so much?" (matt) 23142:3452354

    =stricker=
  • whyamiherewhyamihere Posts: 7,244
    "Because he is the one true messiah, and has returned to save us all!" Chris 11:47

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  • parrymanparryman Posts: 7,760
    "as i walk through the valley of the shadow of death, i shall fear no evil because the Lord is my Shepherd and i have a nimble hardtail for hacking through the valley"ParryMan 11:59


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  • SamSam Posts: 104
    "And Jeebus came forth, forth unto His people and proclaimed, it is I, the one true messiah and son of God" Sam 12:10


    So, so you think you can tell, heaven from hell? Blue skies from pain? Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?Do you think you can tell?
    "It's the mentally challenged members of the forum trying to look good e.g SAM AND MIKE"
  • AlexAlex Posts: 2,224
    "Jeebus saw that the topic was dirty and he called upon his most powerful disciple, and behold the censored was removed" alex 15:42




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  • NeillyBNeillyB Posts: 8,288
    "Neil came." neillyb. 15:48



    WHOO
  • Alex, get your BL00DY tounge out of Sam's rectum, why the fook you made this a sticky is beyond me? Is it because he wasnt here when everyone was slating your modding? do you want him to be your boyfriend?? I personally believe it was you who deleted the forum in the first place, not one of those idiots from scally central.
    If it was then I am sorry, for it was ME who originally posted their site on here, but i doubt it was one of them.

    I dont hate you Alex, just a little ribbing in the past, like posting the pic you sent up to STW forum.
    I have mor respect for some other members than sam, for they have shown themselves to be able to hold a much better convo and have a laugh, not coem back on after a break and ask who the heck El Cap thinks he is and such like.
    We all post some jokes etc, but we aren't all Anallly retentive like some people....


    quote:Originally posted by whyamihere

    You're a true king among men Mr Nuts.
    quote:Originally posted by Mike


    You sir, are a dirty bastard.


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    quote "Whyamihere"
    You're one freaky censored censored Phil.
  • NeillyBNeillyB Posts: 8,288
    "...said Nuts4fsr, 16:09"



    WHOO
  • Neil, do you agree with me or not?????
    Phil said now, not at any particular time with reference to God or the Bible......

    quote:Originally posted by whyamihere

    You're a true king among men Mr Nuts.
    quote:Originally posted by Mike


    You sir, are a dirty bastard.


    Steelhead

    quote "Whyamihere"
    You're one freaky censored censored Phil.
  • NeillyBNeillyB Posts: 8,288
    Well, I was wondering why this merited a sticky, where it clearly serves no purpose



    WHOO
  • Now Flagged.........

    quote:Originally posted by whyamihere

    You're a true king among men Mr Nuts.
    quote:Originally posted by Mike


    You sir, are a dirty bastard.


    Steelhead

    quote "Whyamihere"
    You're one freaky censored censored Phil.
  • NeillyBNeillyB Posts: 8,288
    WHOO
  • not you.. the topic......
    you seem cool, and happy hogmany.....
    Phil

    quote:Originally posted by whyamihere

    You're a true king among men Mr Nuts.
    quote:Originally posted by Mike


    You sir, are a dirty bastard.


    Steelhead

    quote "Whyamihere"
    You're one freaky censored censored Phil.
  • Guy BrookeGuy Brooke Posts: 9,182
    "Take thy holy hand grenade and count to 3. no more, no less. 3 shall the the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be 3. 4 shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count 2 except in that thou then proceed to 3. 5 is right out. once the number 3, being the third number be reached, then lobest thou thy holy hand grenade of aticoch, towards thy foe, who being not in thy sight shall snuff it. Amen."


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  • NeillyBNeillyB Posts: 8,288
    1! 2! 5!

    Three sir!

    3!



    WHOO
  • soptomsoptom Posts: 1,803
    quote:Originally posted by NeillyB

    Well, I was wondering why this merited a sticky, where it clearly serves no purpose

    Abuse of the forum by a mod........Never. I agree with Neil on this one. How is this not in sandbox or even allowed to fester on any forum? Nonsensical drivel.
  • errm Soptom... twas me who noted this in first place and has been flagged too...
    read my first post in htis thread, Neil merely made a mistake and thought i was refering to him. I also feel like a new topic should be created to stop this one "growing"................

    quote:Originally posted by whyamihere

    You're a true king among men Mr Nuts.
    quote:Originally posted by Mike


    You sir, are a dirty bastard.


    Steelhead

    quote "Whyamihere"
    You're one freaky censored censored Phil.
  • (Matt)(Matt) Posts: 11
    yeh this sucks. and my posts on how it sucked got deleted.

    =stricker=
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