Jeebus returns

Thantos · January 2007

'And Andrew was truely bored so decided to un-earth the sacred topic again.' Andrew 13:32

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Mattie · January 2007

Now this is a topic that just won't die!

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me_groovy · January 2007

"it's roo-end" spungo 13:11

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UH DH · January 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by me_groovy

"it's roo-end" spungo 13:11
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13:49, actually

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El Capitano · January 2007

And lo, it came to pass that on this day, El Cap, Spungo and Dean did partake of Cake in the holy city of Cardiff. And the Lord looked down and smiled upon them.

El Capitano 14:28 (ish)

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El Capitano · January 2007

And on this day, El Cap did speak unto Spungo and say "Go forth my son, to the place called Sunset Cycles. Ask the shop keeper there for the holy red light of Cateye".

And so Spungo and Dean, went forth, journeying to the ends of Cardiff to the place called Sunset Cycles. But alas, the shop keeper had forsaken the holy red light of Cateye, for that of Electron.

So Spungo called to El Cap, via the magical communications machine, asking for guidance and advice, for he knew not what to do. El Cap, being of a beneficial nature, forgave Spungo his ignorance and instructed him to procure the holy red light of Electron as it would do exactly the same job and was certainly within the holy scriptured budget of cycling expenditure.

El Capitano 14:42

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Alex · January 2007

I still love this topic. I made it a sticky and cleaned out the moaners when i was first made a mod, cue "nazi mod" calls!

Now it's two years old and a classic.

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El Capitano · January 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alx

cue "nazi mod" calls!
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IIRC, you had just been made a Mod when I joined, so I've only ever know the Nazi side of you. [:D]

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Alex · January 2007

I was pretty much where mattie is now in the big scheme of things before i was a mod.

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El Capitano · January 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alx

I was pretty much where mattie is now in the big scheme of things before i was a mod.
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An Uber-Post-Whore? [:D]

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rubber side up · January 2007

EGGS!

RSU - 15:06

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by bEavoLa
so i did the humanitarian thing and ended it's life quickly.

i felt terrible...for 5 seconds - then the Foo Fighters came on the radio, so that was nice!
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Tartanyak · January 2007

And Lo! Down from the hill of unbeknowenstness did Mattisyahu climb to behold the wonder of the magical Thread. There he did find a path leading from the mighty hill. In the distance were beautiful maidens who doth carry the sacred Twenniforrintch Deeyemarrmowtowarrtees. Down further were the evil Postofiswerkers, writhing and waxing wroth at whomever they deemed unworthy of their wonderful bounty.

Mattisyahu did spy a stone upon which to rest his weary feet and watch the fate of Twenniforrintch Deeyemarrmowtowarrtees that would play in his sight. No chance nor ability to alter the outcome did he possess


Mathew 3:14

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Alex · January 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by El Capitano

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alx

I was pretty much where mattie is now in the big scheme of things before i was a mod.
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An Uber-Post-Whore? [:D]
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Exactly!

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Mattie · January 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alx

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by El Capitano

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alx

I was pretty much where mattie is now in the big scheme of things before i was a mod.
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An Uber-Post-Whore? [:D]
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Exactly!
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[:D]

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El Capitano · January 2007

And lo, the Lord looked down and beheld the Jezebel-Post-Whore of Babylon. And the Lord was not happy. And there was much moaning and wailing and gnashing of teeth to be heard from the heavens above.

El Capitano 15:32

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Mattie · January 2007

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ezekiel 25:17

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homers_double · January 2007

There is always one HD, Mid afternoon kicking back doing sweet FA

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Tartanyak · January 2007

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe: All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe. "Beware the Jabberwock, my son! the jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun the frumious Bandersnatch!" He took his vorpal sword in hand: Long time the manxome foe he sought --So rested he by the Tumtum tree, and stood awhile in thought. And, as in uffish thought he stood, the Jabberwock, with eyes of flame, came whiffling through the tulgey wood, and burbled as it came! One, two! One, two! And through and through the vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head he went galumphing back. "And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. `Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.

Jabberwocky 1:13

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Crazy Dave C · January 2007

"And that's the bottom line, because Stone Cold said so!"

Austin 3:16

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Big Red S · January 2007

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DahnHilla · January 2007

"and lo, Ben discovered that in order to cook a pizza it is a requirement that you must remember to put it in the oven"

Drazik III 17:12

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fleabag · January 2007

"And Joe proclamed "I, too, have made that discovery. However, due to the mind enhancing chemicals I was on at the time, I barely knew it"

Hence, the revelation shall become known as MBUK Pizza syndrome

And it was good.

And the pizza was cooked

And there was much rejoicing"

Grehat 12:65

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Alex · March 2007

And lo, a revelation about the shitness of snitz was made, and Phil and Alex rejoiced in the fact that we can keep the "meet" topics afloat, and all through the revelations provided by the awesome Jeebus topic. Alex: 21:37

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El Capitano · March 2007

And on this day, God broke the Weather. El Cap 21:58

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Mike Skinner · March 2007

"And as usual, the repairman of such things was duly late in arriving, and the weather did remain crap for 40 days and 40 night, or at least till the weekend.
But God proclamed "All will be dry for the Chicksands Jam"" Mike 22:44

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Mattie · May 2007

A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth.

[Luke 12:15]

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Alex · May 2007

"A Mattie's life consisteth not in the abundance of cars he crasheth."

[Alex 22:59]

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whyamihere · May 2007

That's bible talk! Get him! whyamihere 23:00

UH DH · May 2007

"And Lo, did the Salmon of insecurity rejoice, and did they not raise their hands unto the heavens and scream: 'Mackerel, œ3.99 per kilo, get them while they're luvverly!'."

[Fishmongers Litanies, Pg 178, section II Subclause MIIXVIX]

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digdug · May 2007

holy hell wtf is this

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