Self rescue procedures and precautions for solo winter rides?
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Not a personal dig - just found it an amusing point that it was a complicated piece of kit. As though a rider would be sitting there, shivering in the blanket and succumbing to the cold without thinking “you know what, this space blanket is making me feel colder as I’m soaked from the fictional thunderstorm I’ve just cycled through”.wallace_and_gromit said:
Just to clarify, when I mentioned a space blanket, I'd assume that all Bike Radar folk would be able to read the instructions on the packet of said blanket before embarking on a ride, should they choose to pack one in their saddlebag or pocket. I must confess that I hadn't assumed there would be anyone as stupid as Falle who, based on this thread, I wouldn't trust to tie his own shoelaces without a YouTube video and a demonstration. Had I factored this in, I obviously wouldn't have suggested a space blanket, given their obvious usage complexities!pinkbikini said:...a space blanket and a folder of written usage instructions!
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Well you either have it or you don't. A car owner can't detain you and as far as I know it's only an offence for him to use the road without insurance.rick_chasey said:
Who's gonna believe the cyclist has 3rd party insurance?orraloon said:
Interesting. Never thought I would need on-road evidence of insurance. Surely claims get processed and settled, or not, post event. (I have the CyclingUK litigation cover but don't carry my membership card.)rick_chasey said:
I used to carry it when I was commuting in London. Had a few close calls with supercars and thought christ, if I clip a wing-mirror whilst filtering of a supercar i'm on the hook for a lot of money.MattFalle said:and it may also because i'm tired, but why insurance details?
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ID and address, in case the worst happens and I'm found unconscious or ready to be daisy compost by the public or emergency services.MattFalle said:Why do you specifically carry the BC card?
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MF is going to do his nut when he sees those foil lined winter jackets.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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You certainly don't want to be wearing a foil sheet in a thunderstorm!pinkbikini said:
Not a personal dig - just found it an amusing point that it was a complicated piece of kit. As though a rider would be sitting there, shivering in the blanket and succumbing to the cold without thinking “you know what, this space blanket is making me feel colder as I’m soaked from the fictional thunderstorm I’ve just cycled through”.wallace_and_gromit said:
Just to clarify, when I mentioned a space blanket, I'd assume that all Bike Radar folk would be able to read the instructions on the packet of said blanket before embarking on a ride, should they choose to pack one in their saddlebag or pocket. I must confess that I hadn't assumed there would be anyone as stupid as Falle who, based on this thread, I wouldn't trust to tie his own shoelaces without a YouTube video and a demonstration. Had I factored this in, I obviously wouldn't have suggested a space blanket, given their obvious usage complexities!pinkbikini said:...a space blanket and a folder of written usage instructions!
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Maybe it would act as a Faraday cage and protect the wearer.Pross said:
You certainly don't want to be wearing a foil sheet in a thunderstorm!pinkbikini said:
Not a personal dig - just found it an amusing point that it was a complicated piece of kit. As though a rider would be sitting there, shivering in the blanket and succumbing to the cold without thinking “you know what, this space blanket is making me feel colder as I’m soaked from the fictional thunderstorm I’ve just cycled through”.wallace_and_gromit said:
Just to clarify, when I mentioned a space blanket, I'd assume that all Bike Radar folk would be able to read the instructions on the packet of said blanket before embarking on a ride, should they choose to pack one in their saddlebag or pocket. I must confess that I hadn't assumed there would be anyone as stupid as Falle who, based on this thread, I wouldn't trust to tie his own shoelaces without a YouTube video and a demonstration. Had I factored this in, I obviously wouldn't have suggested a space blanket, given their obvious usage complexities!pinkbikini said:...a space blanket and a folder of written usage instructions!
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I think a space blanket could be used to patch a sidewall tear.0
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It will also stop 'them' tracking you and protect you from 5G mind control.1
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In the event of total brake failure, a space blanket can be used as a parachute, bringing the unfortunate rider safely to a stop.0
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A space blanket can be used to keep your modesty of you need to stop for a poo.0
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True. A lot of people think their Garmin or whatever actually has a GPS transponder in it, but really it is just a Bluetooth recorder of the data broadcast from the tracking chip in you.Pross said:It will also stop 'them' tracking you and protect you from 5G mind control.
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A space blanket can be used as a rudimentary invisibility cloak, useful in a survival situation.0
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Only if you've.been vaccinated.Wheelspinner said:
True. A lot of people think their Garmin or whatever actually has a GPS transponder in it, but really it is just a Bluetooth recorder of the data broadcast from the tracking chip in you.Pross said:It will also stop 'them' tracking you and protect you from 5G mind control.
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Not without elite training.First.Aspect said:I think a space blanket could be used to patch a sidewall tear.
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A large space blanket can be fashioned into an emergency vaccination tent.0
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If a magic marker is available, a space blanket can be used for emergency advertising.0
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With just a condom and a space blanket, a disco ball can be easily made and an impromptu party can be held.0
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Ha! That’s what “they” want you to think, blaming Bill Gates now is convenient. In fact the chips have been around for a looooong time, and have been included in all the typical shots you get from childhood for measles, tetanus, and all the other stuff. Even the anaesthetic at the dentist has ‘em.First.Aspect said:
Only if you've.been vaccinated.Wheelspinner said:
True. A lot of people think their Garmin or whatever actually has a GPS transponder in it, but really it is just a Bluetooth recorder of the data broadcast from the tracking chip in you.Pross said:It will also stop 'them' tracking you and protect you from 5G mind control.
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A space blanket can be used as a nappy.0
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I’d use my space blanket to make a barbque tray, so I’d easily keep warm. My wheel would be perfect to strap some local roadkill to and spit roast until help arrives.0
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Having read the latest words of wisdom here I'll admit that I'm bl**dy glad I didn't suggest the "cheap, convenient, keep warm for a while whilst damp and wearing little kit" accessory loved by fun runners around the world, namely the humble bin bag (*). The mind boggles as to the uses to which the inventive minds of the Bike Radar collective could put such an item!
I hasten to add that whilst I travel on two wheels with a space blanket in dodgy conditions, I've never travelled with a bin bag (**). Its use road side, even in rural Leicestershire, remains purely hypothetical.
(*) For those not in the know, after warming up for an organised road run, there may be 15+ minutes in marshalling before the off, during which time one can get unpleasantly cold exposed to even a light breeze whilst mildly sweaty. Sheltering in the bin bag until the off helps keep you warm rather effectively. And should your discarded bag fall into Falle's hands (recommended technique is to use a bin provided by the event organisers or hand to nearby supporter) he wouldn't be able to make a tin foil hat out of it due to there being no foil involved.
(**) I do keep my phone in a ziplock bag in my back pocket as protection against moisture. I hope that is Falle-Compliant.0 -
I did mention using an orange survival bag back on page 3. For those not in the know this are a posh version of a bin bag, they were supposed to trump space blankets when stuck out in the wilds.wallace_and_gromit said:Having read the latest words of wisdom here I'll admit that I'm bl**dy glad I didn't suggest the "cheap, convenient, keep warm for a while whilst damp and wearing little kit" accessory loved by fun runners around the world, namely the humble bin bag (*). The mind boggles as to the uses to which the inventive minds of the Bike Radar collective could put such an item!
I hasten to add that whilst I travel on two wheels with a space blanket in dodgy conditions, I've never travelled with a bin bag (**). Its use road side, even in rural Leicestershire, remains purely hypothetical.
(*) For those not in the know, after warming up for an organised road run, there may be 15+ minutes in marshalling before the off, during which time one can get unpleasantly cold exposed to even a light breeze whilst mildly sweaty. Sheltering in the bin bag until the off helps keep you warm rather effectively. And should your discarded bag fall into Falle's hands (recommended technique is to use a bin provided by the event organisers or hand to nearby supporter) he wouldn't be able to make a tin foil hat out of it due to there being no foil involved.
(**) I do keep my phone in a ziplock bag in my back pocket as protection against moisture. I hope that is Falle-Compliant.
If you did the 3 peaks cyclocross back in the 1980’s you had to carry one along with a whistle. They were really useful for stopping your spare tub for getting wet when strapped under the saddle.
He definitely needs to carry a WHISTLE for when his mobile phone battery dies.0 -
two whistles surely in case one breaks whilst furiously blowing your own petard...webboo said:
I did mention using an orange survival bag back on page 3. For those not in the know this are a posh version of a bin bag, they were supposed to trump space blankets when stuck out in the wilds.wallace_and_gromit said:Having read the latest words of wisdom here I'll admit that I'm bl**dy glad I didn't suggest the "cheap, convenient, keep warm for a while whilst damp and wearing little kit" accessory loved by fun runners around the world, namely the humble bin bag (*). The mind boggles as to the uses to which the inventive minds of the Bike Radar collective could put such an item!
I hasten to add that whilst I travel on two wheels with a space blanket in dodgy conditions, I've never travelled with a bin bag (**). Its use road side, even in rural Leicestershire, remains purely hypothetical.
(*) For those not in the know, after warming up for an organised road run, there may be 15+ minutes in marshalling before the off, during which time one can get unpleasantly cold exposed to even a light breeze whilst mildly sweaty. Sheltering in the bin bag until the off helps keep you warm rather effectively. And should your discarded bag fall into Falle's hands (recommended technique is to use a bin provided by the event organisers or hand to nearby supporter) he wouldn't be able to make a tin foil hat out of it due to there being no foil involved.
(**) I do keep my phone in a ziplock bag in my back pocket as protection against moisture. I hope that is Falle-Compliant.
If you did the 3 peaks cyclocross back in the 1980’s you had to carry one along with a whistle. They were really useful for stopping your spare tub for getting wet when strapped under the saddle.
He definitely needs to carry a WHISTLE for when his mobile phone battery dies..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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The first time I did a RideLondon, I thought the chain might be one of the things that could be the difference between finishing or not, so i carried a spare.
It was packaged long and thin, and went down the seat tube. It was there for a couple of years after as I forgot to take it out.
I also use a small saddle bag, it contains two inner tubes, patches, multitool, money, glasses, presta/schraeder adaptor, tyre levers, chain links, and spare screws for cleats.
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I carry an emergency mech hanger- useful in case of a crash damaged hanger.
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That's all well and good but going back on topic, if OP broke down in the desolate Leics wilderness he could turn his space blanket into a kite and fly to safety.
#ingenuity.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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Why has no one mentioned a distress flare and life jacket? Some people use canal towpaths, you know.0
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Do they actually use space blankets in space??0
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What about wind direction tacking across the road could be problematic. No, you'd be better off with E.T. and a basket on the handlebars.0
