Olympics All Format Spoiler Thread

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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,262
    davidof said:

    We had Jo Absolom commentating on French TV, seemed to know his stuff. He reckoned the French women had made a bad tire choice


    I assume you mean Julien Absalon the French mountain biker. It would be odd to have an ex-Eastenders actor do the coms for French TV
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  • gsk82
    gsk82 Posts: 3,620
    Why did he even want to use the ramp? Is he a scaredy cat?
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  • daniel_b
    daniel_b Posts: 12,041
    edited July 2021
    davidof said:

    We had Jo Absolom commentating on French TV, seemed to know his stuff. He reckoned the French women had made a bad tire choice

    Evie Richards is qouted as saying perhaps she cose the wrong tyre as well, which worked well right at the beginning, but then started to become less useful as the race went on. She went for a mud tyre.
    dabber said:

    ddraver said:

    I There are recent world champions that wouldn't have dealt with the drop with no ramp.

    I find that hard to believe. There never seemed anything exceptional about that drop and the landing area was nicely angled.

    PFP is a recent WC and she was using the ramp - could she have done it without, I'm sure she could. I think she has had a few accidents in the not too distant past, and perhaps if she did have the wrong, or not optimum tyres on, she was concerned about the landing. Certainly didn't see her lose any ground by taking the ramp option.
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,262
    I think the "Russian Olympic Commitee" team should be the actual Russian Olympic Committee. I wanted to see a group of 70 year old doping facilitators do the 3000m steeplechase and the team pursuit
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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,718
    edited July 2021
    dabber said:

    ddraver said:

    I There are recent world champions that wouldn't have dealt with the drop with no ramp.

    I find that hard to believe. There never seemed anything exceptional about that drop and the landing area was nicely angled.

    Have a look at Annika Langvad (sp?)...

    Evie has been open about needing to work specifically on it before these games. As I said elsewhere it's a biiig step up in terms of risk from what has been on most World Cup Courses and didnt appear to have a chicken run. (Or at least not one that was even a little bit competitive)

    As always a reminder that they re hitting these features with Heart Rates through the sky, breathing out their...and tunnel vision too. Not with the boys in the skills zone at the end of a lap of 'degla..
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  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    edited July 2021
    RichN95. said:

    I think the "Russian Olympic Commitee" team should be the actual Russian Olympic Committee. I wanted to see a group of 70 year old doping facilitators do the 3000m steeplechase and the team pursuit

    As brilliant as this idea is, I think the world is suffering enough as it is without sticking that lot into sparkly leotards for the gymnastics.

    Whilst on that topic, people who think Carlton is the least sufferable commentator on TV haven't heard the BBC's gymnastics commentary team. Professional tractor-gazer Matt Baker and two screechers, one of whom communicates entirely in vowels. Ooo-eee-oo! is the sort of noise gymnasts are supposed to make when crunching their nuts on a piece of apparatus. It's not supposed to pass for commentary.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,597
    I reckon most of the kids I used to coach would have done the drop without the ramp (OK a few would have ended up like MvdP but most would have been fine).
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,718
    edited July 2021
    Also...people were complaining about skateboarding and surfing - would ya look at the fuckin' horse nonsense on now? 🤔🤨🤔
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  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,154
    Can't someone send him a link to a couple of Danny Macaskill youtube videos?
  • yorkshireraw
    yorkshireraw Posts: 1,632
    ddraver said:

    Also...people were complaining about skateboarding and surfing - would ya look at the fuckin' horse nonsense on now? 🤔🤨🤔

    Is it horsey dancing? One of those things where you wonder how many people world-wide actually do this? If they're introducing skateboarding to encourage more accessible participation, they need to do the opposite and get rid of equestrian (I know they won't.....)
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    ddraver said:

    Also...people were complaining about skateboarding and surfing - would ya look at the fuckin' horse nonsense on now? 🤔🤨🤔

    At one point they were going for a "collective walk". Well it's not like only one of them is going to be doing it, is it?

    (on the basic test that the most deserving Olympic sports are those where nobody gives a hoot about them for the remaining 205 weeks of an Olympiad, fannying about on horses to music is surely beyond criticism)
  • dabber
    dabber Posts: 1,982

    Can't someone send him a link to a couple of Danny Macaskill youtube videos?

    Or just have a look at some of Nino Schurter's fun videos when he is playing. These riders are amazing. Just good local riders tackle a lot gnarlier. This is the Olympics.

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  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,718
    What...what...do you think the horse is thinking?
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  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 2,293
    ddraver said:

    What...what...do you think the horse is thinking?

    Can't we get some decent music ffs?
  • yorkshireraw
    yorkshireraw Posts: 1,632
    Should make them use a random horse (like I think they may do in Modern Pentathlon now?).
    That'll learn em.
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    Anyway, we shouldn't slag off the dressage too much. Those horses have worked very hard for four five years in preparation for this.


    (as for the accessibility thing, Horse and Hound - yes, really, and RIP my advertising algorithms for the next couple of years - reveals that most of the team own shares in each other's horses. It seems to be dominated by an incredibly small clique, at least in the UK. And no, I don't know how they divide the horses up - presumably they sponsor a leg each or something)
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,228
    Commentator is all "Dujardin did well there", and then "Pumpkin made a bit of a mistake". Horseist, I tell you.
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    edited July 2021
    JimD666 said:

    ddraver said:

    What...what...do you think the horse is thinking?

    Can't we get some decent music ffs?
    Horse themed musical artists challenge starts now:


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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,262

    ddraver said:

    Also...people were complaining about skateboarding and surfing - would ya look at the fuckin' horse nonsense on now? 🤔🤨🤔

    Is it horsey dancing? One of those things where you wonder how many people world-wide actually do this? If they're introducing skateboarding to encourage more accessible participation, they need to do the opposite and get rid of equestrian (I know they won't.....)

    It's very inclusive. What other sports can the horses do? Taekwando have banned them, they can't grip a racket or a bat. Maybe surfing at a push.
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  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,912
    Pross said:

    I reckon most of the kids I used to coach would have done the drop without the ramp (OK a few would have ended up like MvdP but most would have been fine).

    I dont think I have the bottle to do that drop off now tbh .
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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    ddraver said:

    Also...people were complaining about skateboarding and surfing - would ya look at the fuckin' horse nonsense on now? 🤔🤨🤔

    Since when has this forum been a non-horse safe space?


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  • mrb123
    mrb123 Posts: 4,833

    JimD666 said:

    ddraver said:

    What...what...do you think the horse is thinking?

    Can't we get some decent music ffs?
    Horse themed musical artists challenge starts now:


    Mr Ed Sheeran
    Shergarbabes
    Sir Win-A-Lot
    Foals
  • mrb123
    mrb123 Posts: 4,833
    mrb123 said:

    JimD666 said:

    ddraver said:

    What...what...do you think the horse is thinking?

    Can't we get some decent music ffs?
    Horse themed musical artists challenge starts now:


    Mr Ed Sheeran
    Shergarbabes
    Sir Win-A-Lot
    Foals
    Band of Horses
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406

    JimD666 said:

    ddraver said:

    What...what...do you think the horse is thinking?

    Can't we get some decent music ffs?
    Horse themed musical artists challenge starts now:


    Mr Ed Sheeran
    Shergarbabes
    Sir Win-A-Lot
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    Correlation is not causation.
  • JimD666
    JimD666 Posts: 2,293
    RichN95. said:

    ddraver said:

    Also...people were complaining about skateboarding and surfing - would ya look at the fuckin' horse nonsense on now? 🤔🤨🤔

    Is it horsey dancing? One of those things where you wonder how many people world-wide actually do this? If they're introducing skateboarding to encourage more accessible participation, they need to do the opposite and get rid of equestrian (I know they won't.....)

    It's very inclusive. What other sports can the horses do? Taekwando have banned them, they can't grip a racket or a bat. Maybe surfing at a push.
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,262
    I thought all the women gymnasts looked the same, but it turns out the GB team have identical twins.
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,459
    I don't know anything about xc racing - but it seems harsh to have that drop with the landing area being a rock.

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  • JimD666 said:

    ddraver said:

    What...what...do you think the horse is thinking?

    Can't we get some decent music ffs?
    Horse themed musical artists challenge starts now:


    Mr Ed Sheeran
    Shergarbabes
    Sir Win-A-Lot

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  • kingstongraham
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