wednesday is not what it says, but what it means
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go for (3) after you have got the necessary pic/s.seanoconn said:
“You can’t go and leave her there.”veronese68 said:Bit of a rubbish day at work, beautiful assistant was also rather fed up. Having looked at this thread at lunchtime I told her I was going to jack it in and fix bikes for a living. Before I'd finished the sentence telling her she could come and do my admin and generally hang around looking lush she went off on one saying I couldn't go and leave her there.
So, I'm in as tester/crasher but we have to employ my beautiful assistant. I'm sure she'd wear a lab coat if we ask her nicely.
As an expert in such matters she definitely into you. What’s her relationship status? Anyway you now have 3 options.
1:) Keep up the charm, subtle compliments and gentlemanly conduct, enjoy the banter, flirtation and see how far you can push it without getting yourself in deep ship.
2:) keep up the charm, subtle compliments and gentlemanly conduct, enjoy the banter, flirtation and push it until you get yourself in deep ship.
3:) back the f@ck off before you get yourself in deep ship..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I’m sure you’ve been there John 😉 surrounded by temptation.johngti said:
Words of wisdom #notjealousatallseanoconn said:
“You can’t go and leave her there.”veronese68 said:Bit of a rubbish day at work, beautiful assistant was also rather fed up. Having looked at this thread at lunchtime I told her I was going to jack it in and fix bikes for a living. Before I'd finished the sentence telling her she could come and do my admin and generally hang around looking lush she went off on one saying I couldn't go and leave her there.
So, I'm in as tester/crasher but we have to employ my beautiful assistant. I'm sure she'd wear a lab coat if we ask her nicely.
As an expert in such matters she definitely into you. What’s her relationship status? Anyway you now have 3 options.
1:) Keep up the charm, subtle compliments and gentlemanly conduct, enjoy the banter, flirtation and see how far you can push it without getting yourself in deep ship.
2:) keep up the charm, subtle compliments and gentlemanly conduct, enjoy the banter, flirtation and push it until you get yourself in deep ship.
3:) back the f@ck off before you get yourself in deep ship.
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
I think in J-G's world there is a difference between "temptation/eye candy" and "you're going to prison you nonce"..
The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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what a mistake-a da make-a......seanoconn said:
I meant the high percentage of young female teachers 😂MattFalle said:I think in J-G's world there is a difference between "temptation/eye candy" and "you're going to prison you nonce".
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I wouldn’t recognise someone flirting with me if there were neon signs flashing all around me saying “she’s flirting with you”. Or believe it anyway.seanoconn said:
I’m sure you’ve been there John 😉 surrounded by temptation.johngti said:
Words of wisdom #notjealousatallseanoconn said:
“You can’t go and leave her there.”veronese68 said:Bit of a rubbish day at work, beautiful assistant was also rather fed up. Having looked at this thread at lunchtime I told her I was going to jack it in and fix bikes for a living. Before I'd finished the sentence telling her she could come and do my admin and generally hang around looking lush she went off on one saying I couldn't go and leave her there.
So, I'm in as tester/crasher but we have to employ my beautiful assistant. I'm sure she'd wear a lab coat if we ask her nicely.
As an expert in such matters she definitely into you. What’s her relationship status? Anyway you now have 3 options.
1:) Keep up the charm, subtle compliments and gentlemanly conduct, enjoy the banter, flirtation and see how far you can push it without getting yourself in deep ship.
2:) keep up the charm, subtle compliments and gentlemanly conduct, enjoy the banter, flirtation and push it until you get yourself in deep ship.
3:) back the f@ck off before you get yourself in deep ship.
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Right, none of you a-holes gave me a role, so I'm setting up my own rival cafe.0
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4:) seen as more of a father figure. Luckily can have a good laugh with her, but she's an Elizabethan of half my age so I'm under no illusionsseanoconn said:
“You can’t go and leave her there.”veronese68 said:Bit of a rubbish day at work, beautiful assistant was also rather fed up. Having looked at this thread at lunchtime I told her I was going to jack it in and fix bikes for a living. Before I'd finished the sentence telling her she could come and do my admin and generally hang around looking lush she went off on one saying I couldn't go and leave her there.
So, I'm in as tester/crasher but we have to employ my beautiful assistant. I'm sure she'd wear a lab coat if we ask her nicely.
As an expert in such matters she definitely into you. What’s her relationship status? Anyway you now have 3 options.
1:) Keep up the charm, subtle compliments and gentlemanly conduct, enjoy the banter, flirtation and see how far you can push it without getting yourself in deep ship.
2:) keep up the charm, subtle compliments and gentlemanly conduct, enjoy the banter, flirtation and push it until you get yourself in deep ship.
3:) back the f@ck off before you get yourself in deep ship.0 -
Booo, spoilsport. 👎veronese68 said:
4:) seen as more of a father figure. Luckily can have a good laugh with her, but she's an Elizabethan of half my age so I'm under no illusionsseanoconn said:
“You can’t go and leave her there.”veronese68 said:Bit of a rubbish day at work, beautiful assistant was also rather fed up. Having looked at this thread at lunchtime I told her I was going to jack it in and fix bikes for a living. Before I'd finished the sentence telling her she could come and do my admin and generally hang around looking lush she went off on one saying I couldn't go and leave her there.
So, I'm in as tester/crasher but we have to employ my beautiful assistant. I'm sure she'd wear a lab coat if we ask her nicely.
As an expert in such matters she definitely into you. What’s her relationship status? Anyway you now have 3 options.
1:) Keep up the charm, subtle compliments and gentlemanly conduct, enjoy the banter, flirtation and see how far you can push it without getting yourself in deep ship.
2:) keep up the charm, subtle compliments and gentlemanly conduct, enjoy the banter, flirtation and push it until you get yourself in deep ship.
3:) back the f@ck off before you get yourself in deep ship.Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
Anyone mind if I was head of drivetrain cleaning? Find it weirdly satisfying and I could spend the day making myself go slowly mad off the fumes from my caldron of DIY chain wax.0
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that is probably the most Welsh sentence I have ever heard.nibnob21 said:Anyone mind if I was head of drivetrain cleaning? Find it weirdly satisfying and I could spend the day making myself go slowly mad off the fumes from my caldron of DIY chain wax.
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I've had a wee word with Mike Ashley about new competition entering the market. Got a bit confused though when he went on about fireplaces.0
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MattFalle said:
that is probably the most Welsh sentence I have ever heard.nibnob21 said:Anyone mind if I was head of drivetrain cleaning? Find it weirdly satisfying and I could spend the day making myself go slowly mad off the fumes from my caldron of DIY chain wax.
That's weird, nothing Welsh about me.0 -
We're talking about the Cafe from heaven and you're talking about that fat rich bloke.orraloon said:I've had a wee word with Mike Ashley about new competition entering the market. Got a bit confused though when he went on about fireplaces.
You can clean drivetrains all day Nibnob - i'll give you a big barrel full of petrol, chuck it all in and shake it about a bit.
I will supply table tennis bats for MF. I can give him pimple bats that will give a bit of rub but I can also supply Sticky looping Stiga rubbers so you can put them out on their arris with topspin or Moon rubbers for chopping.
Elbow - Given your extensive experience and qualifications, I have pencilled in a job for you: 'Ceramic Engineer'*.
*Aka toilet cleaner (chief).seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
We know what you meant Seanoseanoconn said:
I meant the high percentage of young female teachers 😂MattFalle said:I think in J-G's world there is a difference between "temptation/eye candy" and "you're going to prison you nonce".
https://youtu.be/KNIZofPB8ZM "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Just as well Gordon Sumner wasn’t a teacher 🤔Stevo_666 said:
We know what you meant Seanoseanoconn said:
I meant the high percentage of young female teachers 😂MattFalle said:I think in J-G's world there is a difference between "temptation/eye candy" and "you're going to prison you nonce".
https://youtu.be/KNIZofPB8ZMPinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי0 -
So long as we don't let Thistle fettle rear mechs we're onto a winner0
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kitchen porter. unsung glamour, allegedly.
perk of the job is being able to sit on upmarket veg crates out the back having a ciggie and a coffee..The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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I'll be the no. 1 customerveronese68 said:So long as we don't let Thistle fettle rear mechs we're onto a winner
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No thanks, i was a kitchen porter for 2 weeks whilst I was temping in my holidays as a student.MattFalle said:kitchen porter. unsung glamour, allegedly.
perk of the job is being able to sit on upmarket veg crates out the back having a ciggie and a coffee.
It was hard work
It was boiling hot and humid
It was shoite.0 -
We've all got to start somewhere in the heady world of Bici e Libri. We can't all swan around the place table tennis bat in one hand, coffee in the other.
.The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
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