8 units minimum, tipsy, anything goes thread

seanoconn
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Hang on...

    Back when i've... err, something more alcafrolic than Bailey's.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Hopkin, tkw1, Pinno, Stevo, all sufficiently inebriated?
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Elbow, go to bed. You have a long not night.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    seanoconn said:

    Elbow, go to bed. You have a long not night.

    You know what I meant
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    You can edit posts you know Seano.

    Seems like you should restrict this thread to 8 units max.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Oh, fcuk, that would rule TLW out.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    8 units? That's only 2 bottles of premium tramp fuel. I guess I qualify in that case :)

    Just halved juniors car insurance cost so feeling quite pleased with myself. Still costs more to insure than The Panzer though :o
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Might have some of this now:


    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808

    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Nice label though, the beer is only rated at 3.42 out of 5.
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  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    Hello
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    tlw1 said:

    Hello

    I think there's an echo in here...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    I can say nowt. 7 units.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,196
    hopkinb said:

    I can say nowt. 7 units.

    Still time
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    Time to buck up my ideas...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    pinno said:

    Nice label though, the beer is only rated at 3.42 out of 5.

    Not enough bleach in it.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    blazing_saddles said:

    pinno said:

    Nice label though, the beer is only rated at 3.42 out of 5.

    Not enough bleach in it.
    Chuck some Vodka in it to compensate.

    Me not had too much me but given the appalling lack of sleep these last 3 nights, whatever I has drunk, is making me a bit giddy.
    However, I can dine on the fact that Planet GBC commented on one of my ball contraptions saying it was a 'nice mechanism'. Chuffed to bits me.
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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    pinno said:

    blazing_saddles said:

    pinno said:

    Nice label though, the beer is only rated at 3.42 out of 5.

    Not enough bleach in it.
    Chuck some Vodka in it to compensate.

    Me not had too much me but given the appalling lack of sleep these last 3 nights, whatever I has drunk, is making me a bit giddy.
    However, I can dine on the fact that Planet GBC commented on one of my ball contraptions saying it was a 'nice mechanism'. Chuffed to bits me.
    I'm over the 8 but also suffering from the lack of sleep too (or maybe I just don't realise when I'm awake during lockdown days)
    Anyhow, I was so bored I stumbled into the BB and thought hey, here's a thread about alcohol.....
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    edited January 2021
    Well, why not.
    We're mostly in the 'having fun is optional' bracket.

    What we need to do is summon the boys for a cyber party. I'll try and rattle some cages and i'm taking bets as to which monkey wanders in first.

    Bally 6-1
    Seano: 20-1
    Stevo 5-4 odds on (he's the boring square pants, not much to do)
    TLW : 5-2
    Orraloon: 5-1
    Step: 66-1
    Ben: 25-1
    Cleateastwood: 1000-1
    Aggieboy: 500-1

    Here goes...
    @ballysmate
    @seanoconn
    @Stevo_666
    @tlw1
    @orraloon
    @step83
    @Ben6899
    @Cleat Eastwood
    @Aggieboy
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Aye. Hic. 3 binge back episodes of Spiral (mmm Laure) plus the 2nd Malbec is open.

    Now got the 90s musack on. No, no, there's no limit.

    Almost 11pm.... where's me bed?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    You meant to say:
    orraloon said:


    Almost 11pm.... where's me meds?

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    'Loon @ 5-1. That would have cleaned me out.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    orraloon said:

    Aye. Hic. 3 binge back episodes of Spiral (mmm Laure) plus the 2nd Malbec is open.

    Now got the 90s musack on. No, no, there's no limit.

    Almost 11pm.... where's me bed?

    Laure? You mean Josephine, now thereโ€™s an attractive woman!
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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    seanoconn said:

    orraloon said:

    Aye. Hic. 3 binge back episodes of Spiral (mmm Laure) plus the 2nd Malbec is open.

    Now got the 90s musack on. No, no, there's no limit.

    Almost 11pm.... where's me bed?

    Laure? You mean Josephine, now thereโ€™s an attractive woman!
    Top show Spiral, but not one I'd try to bing watch when bing drinking.
    Josรฉphine Karlsson the fiery redhead Vs Laure Berthaud, dogged Queen of the pout....Mmmm
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    pinno said:

    Well, why not.
    We're mostly in the 'having fun is optional' bracket.

    What we need to do is summon the boys for a cyber party. I'll try and rattle some cages and i'm taking bets as to which monkey wanders in first.

    Bally 6-1
    Seano: 20-1
    Stevo 5-4 odds on (he's the boring square pants, not much to do)
    TLW : 5-2
    Orraloon: 5-1
    Step: 66-1
    Ben: 25-1
    Cleateastwood: 1000-1
    Aggieboy: 500-1

    Here goes...
    @ballysmate
    @seanoconn
    @Stevo_666
    @tlw1
    @orraloon
    @step83
    @Ben6899
    @Cleat Eastwood
    @Aggieboy

    Did the bookies lose money last night?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Well, why not.
    We're mostly in the 'having fun is optional' bracket.

    What we need to do is summon the boys for a cyber party. I'll try and rattle some cages and i'm taking bets as to which monkey wanders in first.

    Bally 6-1
    Seano: 20-1
    Stevo 5-4 odds on (he's the boring square pants, not much to do)
    TLW : 5-2
    Orraloon: 5-1
    Step: 66-1
    Ben: 25-1
    Cleateastwood: 1000-1
    Aggieboy: 500-1

    Here goes...
    @ballysmate
    @seanoconn
    @Stevo_666
    @tlw1
    @orraloon
    @step83
    @Ben6899
    @Cleat Eastwood
    @Aggieboy

    Did the bookies lose money last night?
    Yeah, did you fall asleep?
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    pinno said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    pinno said:

    Well, why not.
    We're mostly in the 'having fun is optional' bracket.

    What we need to do is summon the boys for a cyber party. I'll try and rattle some cages and i'm taking bets as to which monkey wanders in first.

    Bally 6-1
    Seano: 20-1
    Stevo 5-4 odds on (he's the boring square pants, not much to do)
    TLW : 5-2
    Orraloon: 5-1
    Step: 66-1
    Ben: 25-1
    Cleateastwood: 1000-1
    Aggieboy: 500-1

    Here goes...
    @ballysmate
    @seanoconn
    @Stevo_666
    @tlw1
    @orraloon
    @step83
    @Ben6899
    @Cleat Eastwood
    @Aggieboy

    Did the bookies lose money last night?
    Yeah, did you fall asleep?
    Youโ€™re not going to attract a wilful BBer like Stevo with an insult straight off the bat. You have to lure him in gently, then whack him on the head with an insult.
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  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    Thanks for the invitation. I was indeed on a minimum of 8 units, but on a Zoom call with family. Four tins of San Miguel and two very generous measures of Auchentoshan.

    Feels like DIY SOS in my head, this morning.
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  • step83
    step83 Posts: 4,170
    Oops didnt see this! I did have some whiskey last night two highball cocktails of Suntory Toki, ginger ale, and Grand Marnier. Both went down way way to easily. No idea on unit count, two generous measures of whiskey, one of the orange stuff and, well I didnt use crabbies but no idea on strength.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    Should I be pleased I wasn't invited? Does it mean Piรฑa thinks I have a life even in lockdown. I'll take it as a yes even though we all know it's not true ๐Ÿ˜‚
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