Pritti, Posh dominatrix. she'll lock you down

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  • david37
    david37 Posts: 1,313
    coopster_the_1st said:

    I wonder how said Civil Service would have reacted had Tom Cruise been their boss? :wink::smiley:

    epic snowflake melt down i dare say.
  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965
    The problem is we all know Tom Cruise will be a massive hypocrite. One minute shouting at others for getting too close then next minute having an intern play with his bits😀
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    john80 said:

    The problem is we all know Tom Cruise will be a massive hypocrite. One minute shouting at others for getting too close then next minute having an intern play with his bits😀

    Or "auditing" them.

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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    Priti Vacant. What is the female equivalent of total b3llend?

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-55403058
  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965
    Bit of a non story this. Someone posts on twitter. Defence lawyers try to get their clients off on technicality. Judge asks jurors ignore external factors and case rolls on. Both men are found guilty and it turns out they match the description in the tweet.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    This is the Home Secretary. Not just some random. A sensible thing to do? Or just 'kin thick?
  • kingstongraham
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,811
    I particularly enjoyed the use of the word "fluctuated" to mean "yes, the number 174 was a lie and there are indeed nearly ten times that parked up already".
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  • carbonclem
    carbonclem Posts: 1,798
    drhaggis said:

    I'll be honest. I despise Priti, I find her hot in a dominatrix way, and I despise myself for finding her hot.

    All of this :smile:
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  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    I've just watched that video. I feel depressed.

    She is a handsome woman though.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    Has anyone worked out what she means? If you cough downwards with the new strain, it could bounce back up and infect someone off the floor?
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    edited December 2020
    kingstongraham said:

    Has anyone worked out what she means? If you cough downwards with the new strain, it could bounce back up and infect someone off the floor?

    I think she means it bounces around between things, things like people. Perhaps she's just watched "Flubber" with the kids or something.

    I was most depressed by the amount of time she needed to buy herself to address the first frigging totally expected question.

    EDIT: and, if you think about it, the almost total lack of any actual content in her answer.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    She’s very against counter terrorism
    _
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    For the benefit of my flagging fan boi, contempt of court includes publicly commenting on a court case on social media. The court case was in progress.

    https://www.gov.uk/contempt-of-court

    One would think that a senior government cabinet member would have a degree of awareness of the law. Or was she breaking the law again in a "specific and limited" manner? Didn't little Tommy Two-Names get banged up for a similar thing?
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,379
    rick_chasey said:

    She’s very against counter terrorism

    Is she in favour of anti-counter terrorism?
  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965
    orraloon said:

    For the benefit of my flagging fan boi, contempt of court includes publicly commenting on a court case on social media. The court case was in progress.

    https://www.gov.uk/contempt-of-court

    One would think that a senior government cabinet member would have a degree of awareness of the law. Or was she breaking the law again in a "specific and limited" manner? Didn't little Tommy Two-Names get banged up for a similar thing?

    Do you believe the tweet meets the threshold for a contempt of court conviction. I don't.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    carbonclem said:

    drhaggis said:

    I'll be honest. I despise Priti, I find her hot in a dominatrix way, and I despise myself for finding her hot.

    All of this :smile:
    Well said. This thread is getting off topic in centre leftie whingey bollox sort of way and needs to be brought back on topic.
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  • john80
    john80 Posts: 2,965
    She does have a strong Jaw line for a future career in porn should she need to change careers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    john80 said:

    She does have a strong Jaw line for a future career in porn should she need to change careers.

    We can only hope.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,660
    Jfc
    _
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    rick_chasey said:

    Jfc

    rick_chasey said:

    Jfc

    Not your type then?

    After all, the thread is about whether people think she's hot if we're staying on topic.
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  • pinkbikini
    pinkbikini Posts: 876
    Blimey! This thread is prehistoric. (also: good to know Tory politicians are really valued for key skills these days)
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    But at least even Stevo agrees she should leave politics.
  • david37
    david37 Posts: 1,313
    id sha g her. for Britain and the Queen obviously.
  • focuszing723
    focuszing723 Posts: 8,154
    Jezz, talk about an annus horribilis!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    david37 said:

    id sha g her. for Britain and the Queen obviously.

    Are Nigels allowed to? Wot wiv etc etc.

    As per PB above, wind up is one thing, showing one's Cyndi Lauper true colours is sunnink else.


  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,808
    david37 said:

    id sha g her. for Britain and the Queen obviously.

    I'm not sure that qualifies as 'taking one for the team' given that you're the OP ;)
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  • david37
    david37 Posts: 1,313
    orraloon said:

    david37 said:

    id sha g her. for Britain and the Queen obviously.

    Are Nigels allowed to? Wot wiv etc etc.

    As per PB above, wind up is one thing, showing one's Cyndi Lauper true colours is sunnink else.


    A nigel? is that a term used by the enlightened snowflakes?

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,269
    david37 said:

    orraloon said:

    david37 said:

    id sha g her. for Britain and the Queen obviously.

    Are Nigels allowed to? Wot wiv etc etc.

    As per PB above, wind up is one thing, showing one's Cyndi Lauper true colours is sunnink else.


    A nigel? is that a term used by the enlightened snowflakes?

    Dunno, don't know much gammon-speak. Anyway, you pleased with Lewis Hamilton being voted SPOTY 2020?
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    I don't want to think about how much porn you'd have to have watched to have a preferred jaw line for your "performers".

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