**Paris - Roubaix 2019** **Spoiler Thread**

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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    Sep mechanical.

    FFS.

    Don't say I didn't tell you. He's cursed.

    cursed.jpg
    Correlation is not causation.
  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,435
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Does this count as a sep mechanical?

    Poor guy...
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    I hope Politt learned a big lesson from Jérôme Cousin.......but it doen't look like it.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • m.r.m.
    m.r.m. Posts: 3,473
    Well today Sep wasn't really in it anymore anyway. Brave effort, but was out of contention prior to the mechanical
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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    Vanmarcke belt zijn mum op.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • slim_boy_fat
    slim_boy_fat Posts: 1,810
    Ok, who gets it out of these two?
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    Can Politt sprint?
    Correlation is not causation.
  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    Neutral Service looking quite sticky...
    Pannier, 120rpm.
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,652
    My money is on Gilbert.
    Experience counts, he knows how to win.
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  • gsk82
    gsk82 Posts: 3,599
    Van marke again proving he's a loser. Asking for a bike change with 9km to go when his bike is obviously still ride-able
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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    gsk82 wrote:
    Van marke again proving he's a loser. Asking for a bike change with 9km to go when his bike is obviously still ride-able

    I don't think it's actually his bike to be fair.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • inseine
    inseine Posts: 5,788
    Politt looked done two hours ago. can't believe he's got much more
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  • slim_boy_fat
    slim_boy_fat Posts: 1,810
    Politt has had that fixed grin for the past 220km.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    inseine wrote:
    Politt looked done two hours ago. can't believe he's got much more

    It's all the caffeine in his shampoo.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • slim_boy_fat
    slim_boy_fat Posts: 1,810
    Gilbert all day long I reckon. One big attack will do for Politt.
  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,435
    Above The Cows wrote:
    gsk82 wrote:
    Van marke again proving he's a loser. Asking for a bike change with 9km to go when his bike is obviously still ride-able

    I don't think it's actually his bike to be fair.
    It's Langeveld's bike and the gears aren't working...

    He's stuck in the 53:11
  • inseine
    inseine Posts: 5,788
    Is WVA coming back???!!
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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    Slim Boy Fat wrote:
    Politt has had that fixed grin for the past 220km.

    Wind change can do that to you.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    edited April 2019
    Above The Cows wrote:
    Slim Boy Fat wrote:
    Politt has had that fixed grin for the past 220km.

    Wind change can do that to you.



    All that dust, yet Poilitt still has pearly whites. Must be doping. :lol:
    Sagan pops.
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  • m.r.m.
    m.r.m. Posts: 3,473
    Should be Gilbert. He beat Kwiatkowski at Amstel Gold in a sprint after Kwiatkowski beat Sagan at E3 Harelbeke
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  • m.r.m.
    m.r.m. Posts: 3,473
    And Gilbert is looking fresh. Politt as well though
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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,652
    Gilbert has Pollit stressed
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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    M.R.M. wrote:
    Should be Gilbert. He beat Kwiatkowski at Amstel Gold in a sprint after Kwiatkowski beat Sagan at E3 Harelbeke

    Poliit has not learned his lesson from Paris-Nice, last year. Jerome Cousin, not Johnny Hivert, Rob.
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  • inseine
    inseine Posts: 5,788
    Not often you see Sagan pop, if ever. Seems he's been off for a while now
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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    OK consensus is that Team Doors and Floors has a slight advantage over Team Rocket Shampoo.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,435
    What bike is that Vanmarcke is on, has he had a change?
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    No tA Doctor wrote:
    Gilbert has Pollit stressed

    Hahaha you bet
    _
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,652
    Gilbert doesn't want Lampaert up :-D
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  • m.r.m.
    m.r.m. Posts: 3,473
    Probably really needed more from Oss today. That crash was probably curtains for Sagan today.
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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    bobmcstuff wrote:
    What bike is that Vanmarcke is on, has he had a change?

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    Correlation is not causation.

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