TDF 2019, Stage 21: Houilles > Paris Champs-Élysées 29/07/2018 - 116 km *Spoilers*

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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,692
    DeadCalm wrote:
    These are the Geraint pics and stories from when he was a nipper that you're looking for

    https://twitter.com/GarethEnticott/stat ... 8378149894.
    That's not bad, but check this reminiscence out from the 2007 Grand Depart:

    Me: "Hey, Geraint, good luck today."
    GT: "Oh, cheers. Ta."

    :D

    It was you that lost him the lanterne rouge.
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  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,249
    DeadCalm wrote:
    These are the Geraint pics and stories from when he was a nipper that you're looking for

    https://twitter.com/GarethEnticott/stat ... 8378149894.
    That's not bad, but check this reminiscence out from the 2007 Grand Depart:

    Me: "Hey, Geraint, good luck today."
    GT: "Oh, cheers. Ta."

    :D

    It was you that lost him the lanterne rouge.
    Oh man, don't say that.
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    I notice from the BBC website that today is the Ride London-Surrey Classic, which is presumably named after an airport sixty miles from London, and we don't appear to have a spoiler thread, so let's wrap it up in a post:

    SPOILER: Nobody's watching.
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    DeadCalm wrote:
    DeadCalm wrote:
    These are the Geraint pics and stories from when he was a nipper that you're looking for

    https://twitter.com/GarethEnticott/stat ... 8378149894.
    That's not bad, but check this reminiscence out from the 2007 Grand Depart:

    Me: "Hey, Geraint, good luck today."
    GT: "Oh, cheers. Ta."

    :D

    It was you that lost him the lanterne rouge.
    Oh man, don't say that.

    Don't worry yourself - he came second to the greatest Lanterne in modern cycling. No shame in that.
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    Possible incoming hilarity - Taylor Phinney just dropped back a little to the following motorbike to confirm how many laps were left. Eventually seems to confirm five laps by holding up five fingers.

    There are six left, so if you see him inexplicably sprinting for the line a lap early...
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,249
    DeadCalm wrote:
    DeadCalm wrote:
    These are the Geraint pics and stories from when he was a nipper that you're looking for

    https://twitter.com/GarethEnticott/stat ... 8378149894.
    That's not bad, but check this reminiscence out from the 2007 Grand Depart:

    Me: "Hey, Geraint, good luck today."
    GT: "Oh, cheers. Ta."

    :D

    It was you that lost him the lanterne rouge.
    Oh man, don't say that.

    Don't worry yourself - he came second to the greatest Lanterne in modern cycling. No shame in that.
    Of all time, surely?
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,692
    Possible incoming hilarity - Taylor Phinney just dropped back a little to the following motorbike to confirm how many laps were left. Eventually seems to confirm five laps by holding up five fingers.

    There are six left, so if you see him inexplicably sprinting for the line a lap early...

    :lol:
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  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    DeadCalm wrote:
    DeadCalm wrote:
    DeadCalm wrote:
    These are the Geraint pics and stories from when he was a nipper that you're looking for

    https://twitter.com/GarethEnticott/stat ... 8378149894.
    That's not bad, but check this reminiscence out from the 2007 Grand Depart:

    Me: "Hey, Geraint, good luck today."
    GT: "Oh, cheers. Ta."

    :D

    It was you that lost him the lanterne rouge.
    Oh man, don't say that.

    Don't worry yourself - he came second to the greatest Lanterne in modern cycling. No shame in that.
    Of all time, surely?

    Antoine Deflotriere managed to lose over 101 hours on the second tour, so I don't think it's possible to compare across eras. That's longer than Craddock has been riding in total this year. Probably still is if you threw in the neutralised zones and the rest day recovery rides.
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,249
    DeadCalm wrote:
    DeadCalm wrote:
    DeadCalm wrote:
    These are the Geraint pics and stories from when he was a nipper that you're looking for

    https://twitter.com/GarethEnticott/stat ... 8378149894.
    That's not bad, but check this reminiscence out from the 2007 Grand Depart:

    Me: "Hey, Geraint, good luck today."
    GT: "Oh, cheers. Ta."

    :D

    It was you that lost him the lanterne rouge.
    Oh man, don't say that.

    Don't worry yourself - he came second to the greatest Lanterne in modern cycling. No shame in that.
    Of all time, surely?

    Antoine Deflotriere managed to lose over 101 hours on the second tour, so I don't think it's possible to compare across eras. That's longer than Craddock has been riding in total this year. Probably still is if you threw in the neutralised zones and the rest day recovery rides.
    No time cuts. He was just a rubbish rider who refused to give up.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    Phinney now has top and tail bruises.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    DeadCalm wrote:
    Antoine Deflotriere managed to lose over 101 hours on the second tour, so I don't think it's possible to compare across eras. That's longer than Craddock has been riding in total this year. Probably still is if you threw in the neutralised zones and the rest day recovery rides.
    No time cuts. He was just a rubbish rider who refused to give up.

    Yeah, but the sheer mental fortitude to carry on FOUR WHOLE DAYS later. I mean, I can't even be bothered to open up a thread in a forum that's four days old...
  • Mad_Malx
    Mad_Malx Posts: 5,183
    I notice from the BBC website that today is the Ride London-Surrey Classic, which is presumably named after an airport sixty miles from London, and we don't appear to have a spoiler thread, so let's wrap it up in a post:

    SPOILER: Nobody's watching.

    Brilliant timing so that both races look to finish within a couple of minutes.

    Just thinking about cyclist haters going apoplectic as they flick through the tv channels this afternoon.
  • mfin
    mfin Posts: 6,729
    Why do most commentators seem to say a hard "t' in the middle of Champ-Élysées?
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,692
    mfin wrote:
    Why do most commentators seem to say a hard "t' in the middle of Champ-Élysées?

    They've Champt off more than they can chew.
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  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,249
    DeadCalm wrote:
    Antoine Deflotriere managed to lose over 101 hours on the second tour, so I don't think it's possible to compare across eras. That's longer than Craddock has been riding in total this year. Probably still is if you threw in the neutralised zones and the rest day recovery rides.
    No time cuts. He was just a rubbish rider who refused to give up.

    Yeah, but the sheer mental fortitude to carry on FOUR WHOLE DAYS later. I mean, I can't even be bothered to open up a thread in a forum that's four days old...
    It was only six stages. He was on a pleasant cycling holiday through the French countryside which happened to coincide with the route of the Tour.
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    DeadCalm wrote:
    DeadCalm wrote:
    Antoine Deflotriere managed to lose over 101 hours on the second tour, so I don't think it's possible to compare across eras. That's longer than Craddock has been riding in total this year. Probably still is if you threw in the neutralised zones and the rest day recovery rides.
    No time cuts. He was just a rubbish rider who refused to give up.

    Yeah, but the sheer mental fortitude to carry on FOUR WHOLE DAYS later. I mean, I can't even be bothered to open up a thread in a forum that's four days old...
    It was only six stages. He was on a pleasant cycling holiday through the French countryside which happened to coincide with the route of the Tour.

    You're looking at this entirely the wrong way. That's utter dominance. Do we think any less of Geraint Thomas for wanting to get back to the bus quicker than everyone else?

    Ultimately Deflotriere could only beat what was in front of him.
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,340
    Alaphilippe counters...

    (Sky could do a lot for their PR by sitting up right now...)
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    That's it, safe at last!
    Cymru am Byth. :D
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • mfin
    mfin Posts: 6,729
    edited July 2018
    Can't listen to Kirby when he's in this mode, what a twàt. Sounding more and more over excited is not good commentary.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,719
    Daniel Oss??

    Oh that would be fun!
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    Lampaert!
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,719
    Yves Lampert's gonna win....
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    Kristoff. Wow that was a close one.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,249
    DeadCalm wrote:
    DeadCalm wrote:
    Antoine Deflotriere managed to lose over 101 hours on the second tour, so I don't think it's possible to compare across eras. That's longer than Craddock has been riding in total this year. Probably still is if you threw in the neutralised zones and the rest day recovery rides.
    No time cuts. He was just a rubbish rider who refused to give up.

    Yeah, but the sheer mental fortitude to carry on FOUR WHOLE DAYS later. I mean, I can't even be bothered to open up a thread in a forum that's four days old...
    It was only six stages. He was on a pleasant cycling holiday through the French countryside which happened to coincide with the route of the Tour.

    You're looking at this entirely the wrong way. That's utter dominance. Do we think any less of Geraint Thomas for wanting to get back to the bus quicker than everyone else?

    Ultimately Deflotriere could only beat what was in front of him.
    I've just had this mental movie go through my head of Deflotriere arriving at the end of stage one, just as the other riders are about to start stage two, nodding sagely and muttering to himself "n'oublie pas l'histoire de la Tortoise et du Hare, Antoine"
  • adr82
    adr82 Posts: 4,002
    Froome applauding Thomas over the line
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,719
    Wooooow that was brilliant!

    Kristoff?
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,719
    (Degenkolb would also have been great. Slightly meh about Kristoff but I suppose that's unfair)
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • mfin
    mfin Posts: 6,729
    When was the last time a Colnago was ridden to a win on the Champs?
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,249
    Froome looking genuinely pleased for Geraint there.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,730
    Not the usual Sky celebratory line up across the finish.
    More desalination PR?
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.