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PBlakeney wrote:Frank Wilson wrote:Bum his/her mum/dad
FTFTFY0 -
bendertherobot wrote:Take off and nuke him/her from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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Hammer frozen sausages into his / her lawn.0
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Ballysmate wrote:PBlakeney wrote:Frank Wilson wrote:Bum his/her mum and dad
FTFTFYThe above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
rjsterry wrote:bendertherobot wrote:Take off and nuke him/her from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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build a huge laser, send it into space and use it to slice really small yet painful chunks off him/her when he/she is least expecting it.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:build a huge laser, send it into space and use it to slice really small yet painful chunks off him/her when he/she is least expecting it.My blog: http://www.roubaixcycling.cc (kit reviews and other musings)
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Milemuncher1 wrote:Hammer frozen sausages into his / her lawn.
They'll think that their meat worms have some kind of meat worm plague.0 -
Pliers, blow torch, ball peen hammer, testicles.
Job jobbed.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Pliers, blow torch, ball peen hammer, testicles.
Job jobbed.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Break into his house, paint all his light bulbs black so that when he switches his lights on the room actually gets darker. He will be plunged into a world of eternal darkness and will probably never leave the house again. Or will be late for work the next day.
I think Paul Whitehouse/Harry Enfield might have been the source for this gem.Bianchi ImpulsoBMC Teammachine SLR02 01Trek Domane AL3“When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race. “ ~H.G. Wells Edit - "Unless it's a BMX"0 -
Crescent wrote:Break into his house, paint all his light bulbs black so that when he switches his lights on the room actually gets darker. He will be plunged into a world of eternal darkness and will probably never leave the house again. Or will be late for work the next day.
I think Paul Whitehouse/Harry Enfield might have been the source for this gem.
Too much work required.
Just steal all his light bulbs and all the fuses from his appliances.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Just steal all his appliances, sell them and with the money made employ someone to torch his car at his work, then beat him up as he walks to the bus stop to get home in a very wet autumn day. So when he wakes up on hospital he's also got a bad cold/flu/pneumonia to worry about too.0
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Steal all his shoelaces, tie them into a big net and then hide the net under a pile of leaves outside his front door so when he walks on it it pounces up and leaves him hanging there.
Then beat the fukkkk out of him with pick elfs.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Get a Roman catapult fling huuuuuuge boulders at his house whilst he is alsleep.
Get a Roman catapult fling his car at his house whilst he is asleep0 -
RallyBiker wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Get a Roman catapult fling huuuuuuge boulders at his house whilst he is alsleep.
Get a Roman catapult fling his car at his house whilst he is asleep
Get a Roman catapult and fling him at his house.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Shortfall wrote:Next time you see it parked up use a rubber glove to work some dogsh1t under the door handles.
Love this idea, but the trouble is that nowadays you'd have to go looking for some dogsh1t first. Yes, you can find one of those dog walker bins, but do you really want to be seen elbow deep in one wearing a rubber glove?
FWIW, my cycling assault story involves hearing an oddly driven van coming from behind, and turning round to see a guy deliberately steer toward me and nearly ram me off my bike in my own street. I thought "I'm not having that!" and chased after him, going up the gears. I caught him getting out of his van about half a mile later with his wife and kids and immediately regretted giving him some verbal as he came straight for me looking hell bent on violence. I couldn't get my big ring gear turning fast enough to get away. Cue being pushed to the ground and given a kicking.
Whilst said kicking was being dished out, I saw a neighbour drive by, and he alerted some pals who lived on the same street. They were on the scene in minutes, and I said the guy had driven off, when actually we were standing outside his house. My plan was always to go down the "revenge is a dish best eaten cold" route. That was 25 years ago and I don't even know if the guy still lives there!
The moral of the story? The fact that this still annoys me makes me think act while you can. Regret the things you did do, not the things you didn't. FWIW, I did find out the guy was a waiter at an Indian restaurant and drove a black 3 series BMW too. I had some nitromors in mind, but never did pull the trigger. Oh well....0 -
Captain Fagor wrote:Shortfall wrote:Next time you see it parked up use a rubber glove to work some dogsh1t under the door handles.
Love this idea, but the trouble is that nowadays you'd have to go looking for some dogsh1t first. Yes, you can find one of those dog walker bins, but do you really want to be seen elbow deep in one wearing a rubber glove?
FWIW, my cycling assault story involves hearing an oddly driven van coming from behind, and turning round to see a guy deliberately steer toward me and nearly ram me off my bike in my own street. I thought "I'm not having that!" and chased after him, going up the gears. I caught him getting out of his van about half a mile later with his wife and kids and immediately regretted giving him some verbal as he came straight for me looking hell bent on violence. I couldn't get my big ring gear turning fast enough to get away. Cue being pushed to the ground and given a kicking.
Whilst said kicking was being dished out, I saw a neighbour drive by, and he alerted some pals who lived on the same street. They were on the scene in minutes, and I said the guy had driven off, when actually we were standing outside his house. My plan was always to go down the "revenge is a dish best eaten cold" route. That was 25 years ago and I don't even know if the guy still lives there!
The moral of the story? The fact that this still annoys me makes me think act while you can. Regret the things you did do, not the things you didn't. FWIW, I did find out the guy was a waiter at an Indian restaurant and drove a black 3 series BMW too. I had some nitromors in mind, but never did pull the trigger. Oh well....
Have you grown any yet?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
just apologise to him if you see him. Aggressive attitudes dont help, hell grow up one day and realise hes a nob. No point making him criss, he might not like it0